"Amy, sit still~~~Oh no, you have to change your posture~"
"What position should I change?"
"Of course it is the most attractive posture for girls~"
"What's that?"
"M-shaped legs spread!"
"Ellie, can you shut up?"
"Hehehe~ Actually she was right~ It's just a duck sitting~"
"No, no, no, these two postures are not of the same nature at all..."
"Anyway, that's it~ Sit tight~ It's my turn to climb up... Hey~ Ellie, hold on tight~"
"No problem, leave it to me!"
"Oh, Patchi, what are you doing? Don't stick to me!"
"There is no way~ This is necessary to maintain balance~ Ellie, come up quickly, it takes three people to balance~"
"coming!"
"Wait a minute! What are you doing!"
"Keep your balance, sister! The three of us form a triangle and sit on top of the bathtub. Then we hug each other tightly and press the mountain top to stop it from swaying!"
"Oops, this is too bad! Let's just swim!"
"Sister, have you forgotten how people here go to the toilet? Just pour them into the river~"
"Fuck! So be it! Anyway, my beautiful girl's resistance is MAX, so feel free to come face to face with me!"
"Hehehe~ In fact, the people here are not that stupid~ No one would pour dirty things into the main road, they usually pour it into the stagnant water branches~ No one would want to drink the sewage~"
"No, no, no, compared to this shameful posture, sewage is more terrifying. I have mental mysophobia, and once this damn child Ai Li said it, I didn't want to touch that water at all."
"Hey~ Sister-in-law obviously wanted to help Pachi lick it clean just now!"
"Get out of here! If you keep doing this, I won't want you anymore!"
"It's impossible, sister, you don't want to dump Aili, you can dump her if you want."
"Would you believe I pushed you into the water?"
"No, Amy! Everyone will fall in!"
"Sister, please be more honest!"
"Okay, okay, I'm going to start blowing, everyone, stay calm~"
In this way, the three of us crowded into the bathtub in an extremely ambiguous posture, and were driven upstream by the Pachi-type magic power axial flow engine. Because the bathtub is round, the voyage was basically spinning in the beginning.
.Fortunately, Patchi used a cool trick to blow air in multiple directions to stabilize the bathtub, otherwise this thing could have been taken directly to the amusement park and tortured the naughty children.
However, even so, it is still not a pleasant thing to sail in the rapids with only a plastic basin. Because there is no draft, the whole basin is shaking all the time, and sitting in it is shaking me like an idiot. Just shaking is not enough.
, this piece of shit also hit obstacles such as rocks and tree roots from time to time, and then it broke unexpectedly. Ellie’s repair skills have not been blocked by Sister Aini, otherwise we would really
He could only float across the water with a battering ram.
During the whole process, I vomited three times in total, all on Ellie and Patchi. But because the thing I vomited was a colorful light waterfall, the two of them didn't have any objections to my performance. Rather, they
On the contrary, I think I am very interesting.
After barely reaching my destination, I vomited again as soon as I climbed ashore.
"Sister, are you going to be so exaggerated? Didn't you throw up even though you were in the airborne pod?" Ellie supported me, who was pale, and acted like a younger sister.
"That's different... I was in goddess mode at that time, and I didn't have these negative feelings... Now I should be in mortal mode, and I have a lot of all kinds of negative feelings... ugh~!"
"Hehehe~ The goddess is really interesting~ She can actually spit out light~ Can I also spit out light now?" Pachi looked at me with a smile.
"Hmm~ It should be possible in theory, right? After all, you are half a goddess now~ How about we give it a try?" Ellie said curiously.
"Well~ Having said that, I don't feel any discomfort~ Maybe it's because I'm an adventurer and I have a strong endurance~ Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to spin 2160 degrees in the air and flip 1080 degrees to instantly cast a cold
The ice arrow can hit the enemy's head~" Paqi smiled and gave a thumbs up.
"Paqi...I think...those magicians who can only stand and output, and have to chant any spell for a long time, and will be interrupted at every turn, are really weak... ugh~~~! You are the only one
Yes... you are the real great magician..." I reluctantly raised my head and looked at Pachi.
"Hehehe~ Actually, it all depends on the setting~ I should thank the creator of our world~"
"No...there is nothing to thank...not to mention adding a dark setting, but also abandoning the trap as soon as it is abandoned. There is no sense of responsibility at all. This kind of person has no qualifications to be thanked!"
"Huh?" Pachi opened her eyes wide.
"Aili...has a very tragic past~ Just this is enough to get that guy beaten up... Don't thank her for this kind of guy!"
"Sister~~~Aili is so happy...you actually care about me so much..." Aili's tears shone with tears.
"Nonsense! Of course I care about you! This guy who gave you such miserable settings should be kicked by me... Ugh~! Why suddenly... I have a strange feeling? It's like someone is cursing me behind my back! This is
What does it feel like?”
I covered my head and suddenly felt that someone somewhere was transmitting a strange feeling of fear to me.
"Sister, are you okay? Are you too dizzy?" Ai Li patted my back gently.
"I'm fine... maybe I'm just too dizzy~~~So my trip has arrived, right? This village is Quinte Village, right?"
"Yes~ This village is Quinte Village~ How about it, it's big, right?" Pachi said with a smile.
"It's really big, but why can't you see anyone? Are these all empty houses?"
"No, there are actually a lot of people here. Otherwise, it would be impossible to produce so much food. Of course, they are all in the fields, playing cards~"
"Then... let me ask first, do people in this place eat from a big pot?"
"Hey? Amy, how do you know? For the villagers here, things like cooking are done in turns~ The village does have kitchens similar to your canteen, and everyone does get together to eat when it's meal time.
~This is also one of the characteristics of this village~”
"...Seriously, are there really people doing farm work in this village?"
"Of course there is. They take turns. Although they spend most of their time playing cards, they also know that they can't play cards if they starve to death. So, in order to stay alive and play cards, they do farm work.
Very efficient~ Of course~ In order to save time for playing cards, they usually only do the most basic work, and don’t do anything else that can be done~”
"...I suddenly feel that this place is a utopia in a sense~but something seems wrong..."
"Well~ this is indeed not a normal village~ but~ the game settings~ there is nothing we can do~"
"If something goes wrong, just blame it on Settings. This world of yours is so convenient..."