"Well~ let's go to sister Guierxi and ask her first~"
"Wait a minute! I want to go back to the village!" I raised my hand to stop the two of them.
"Why!" "Why?"
"Because I left my quintessence on the counter!"
"..."X2
Back at the grocery store, the harem man and his harem were still there, seemingly shopping.
"Uh...Uncle, do you only have Quinte cakes here?"
"That's right~ This is a grocery store. It's hard to find food. Anyway, it won't go bad if you leave it there..."
"Oh~ Okay, then we can only buy this... we want... ah? This smell is... Sister Elumia?"
The harem man suddenly turned his head and coincidentally met my eyes.
"Ellie, turn off our fragrance function now, immediately!" I said to Ellie with my teeth bared.
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to be caught smelling women! Turn it off immediately!"
"Oh~ okay~~~"
"Hey? Sister, why did your smell suddenly disappear?" The harem man sniffed around, looking incredulous.
"Are you a dog-nose! Did you notice something abnormal so quickly? How could the gas molecules escape so fast!" I couldn't help but yell.
"Sister, our body fragrance does not have any molecules at all. It is a conceptual fragrance. Of course, it will disappear immediately if you turn it off." Aili explained to me helplessly.
"Okay...I blamed this guy wrongly...I didn't blame him wrongly! You are just a naughty, naughty kid!"
"Hey! Don't reprimand our little wife like this! Although I know you have saved him, you can't yell at him so casually!"
The swordsman girl from one of that guy's harem jumped out and shouted at me with an evil look on her face. Other members of the harem also stood in front of the harem man and stared at me menacingly.
"Don't yell at her like that~ She will be angry! Sister Elumia has a bad temper!"
The harem man immediately became anxious and rushed to the swordsman girl's side to remind him. This guy really cares about the girl. He really deserves to be a harem man.
"She was the one who yelled at you first, okay! You didn't do anything wrong, why should she yell at you!" The swordsman girl still refused to let go.
"It's my fault~ Sister Elumia doesn't like other people commenting on these things, but I can't help but say it... It's all my fault, don't be angry~"
Well, it is indeed the harem man’s bad-ass character. It was obviously me who was unreasonable and took the initiative to find trouble, but in the end he took the blame himself. Is it only a two-dimensional girl who is subject to this trick? If it was a three-dimensional girl, she would have scolded her long ago.
Just scallop him and dump him?
"Seriously, my dear, why do you always take the responsibility on yourself! Do you treat every girl like this?"
"Ah~ shouldn't girls be treated gently?" The harem man scratched his cheek shyly.
"You~~~ In short, it's not your fault this time, don't be a bad person! Today I just want to make the truth clear!"
The swordsman girl turned to me, and the loving expression she had shown when facing the harem man changed into an angry look. It seems that this guy has the same personality as Hermione, and he is definitely not willing to suffer.
"Being reasonable? What kind of reasoning do you want to make?"
Somehow, my hidden eldest temper suddenly came out. I felt that I must not lose my momentum at this time, even if I was wrong, I still had to make strong arguments.
"Maybe the men in the harem are attracted to each other..."
"Huh? Ellie, what are you mumbling about? Who is the harem man?"
"Nothing! I'm just thinking about it!"
"Hey! The novice priest over there!" The swordsman girl shouted to me.
"Sister Elumia is not a novice! She is just wearing novice clothes!" the harem man quickly corrected.
"That priest over there pretending to be a novice! Hurry up and apologize to our little wife!" The girl put her hands on her hips and pointed at me and yelled.
"Huh? Why should I apologize? I didn't do anything wrong, he was the one who offended me first!" I raised my head and looked at the other person with a downward gaze.
"Why have I offended you? Is it wrong to praise you? Are you being unreasonable?"
"It offends me to focus on my fragrance! I have so many advantages, why only pay attention to my body fragrance!"
"You woman...are you using strong words, aren't you?" The swordsman girl was so angry that she took a step forward and grabbed the hilt of the sword to draw it out.
"Don't be impulsive, Mei! Sisters and the others are all high-level professions, we can't beat them at all!"
The harem man was completely panicked now. He hugged the swordsman girl tightly and tried hard to pull her back.
"What are you afraid of! If I would succumb to the power of such a villain, then I would never be an adventurer! Sisters, prepare to fight!"
"Swipe~~~!"
The harem men's harem quickly raised their weapons and blocked the door of the grocery store in a fighting formation. From their fearless eyes, I knew that these guys were really not afraid of us.
"Hey? Are you serious? Pachi, Ellie, copycats!" I shouted without hesitation.
"Sister~! It's almost done! I don't want to hit anyone randomly!" Aili shouted anxiously, pulling on my clothes.
"Haha Amy~ Don't act like a young lady at a time like this~ Will we really become villains who gain experience for the protagonist?" Paqi also dissuaded from the side with a cold sweat.
"Oops~~~!!! We have to fight! We have to fight! I am the only shop that is open in this village. If you smash it, how can other people buy things? Get out!"
"
The shopkeeper who had been watching the show also became anxious and ran out from behind the counter, yelling at the girls.
"I'm sorry, uncle! We really didn't want to cause trouble! Mei! Don't lead them to make trouble! Hurry up and apologize to Sister Elumia! If she is really angry, none of us will survive!"
The harem man rushed to the swordsman girl, pointed at us and scolded us harshly. At this moment, he regained his proper momentum as the master of the harem, and showed his majesty and began to discipline his girl. But then again, the harem man in the cartoon
It seems that you will never lose your temper with girls, right? This will seriously drop your favorability points? Sure enough, there is still a gap between the three dimensions and the two dimensions~
"No! We are not wrong at all, it is them who are wrong!"
"Meiyi, be obedient! You will kill everyone if you do this! Do you know who they are?"
"I'm not afraid of anything!"
"Oh? Really? Do you know what my full name is?" I smiled slightly.
"I don't care what your full name is, but my name is Qi Yayi, remember it for me!" the swordsman girl said, glaring at me fiercely.
Huh? What kind of name is this? Does it feel nondescript? No, no, now is not the time to complain, now is the time to pretend to be EI!
"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy..."
"I didn't ask at all!"
"My lady's full name is Elumia Lauananditis."
Ignoring the girl's interruption, I slowly read my name with a strong smile.
"Hope..." Ellie added in a small voice from the side.
Okay, I forgot my real full name again. Why on earth did Lingmei add such a cumbersome little tail to me?