"Auntie, if you don't reply, I'll take it as your consent!"
"..."
"Patch, how much does a small wooden boat like this cost?"
"Hmm~ About five gold coins should be enough~"
"Is it so cheap?"
"It's already expensive enough~ It's just a broken wooden boat, how much more do you want~"
"Well, this kind of handmade stuff is very expensive over there."
"But it's very cheap here~ How much is manpower worth~"
"Then why are our manpower so expensive~"
"Because the people over there are lazy~"
"...What you said makes sense, and I can't refute it."
"Hahaha~ Things are more valuable when they are rare~ It is the same in any world, but industrial products are expensive here~"
"Okay... Auntie, we've taken this boat away! Ellie pays for it."
"Why should I pay for it?"
"Because I don't have the money in this world right now."
"Mo~! Really! Onee-sama is so bad!"
Although she looked reluctant, Aili still honestly put the money in the pocket of her aunt who was addicted to playing cards.
"Okay, let's go back to the town quickly... Well, this boat is a bit small, you may have to squeeze it a little... In this way, we drag him behind with a rope, and the others sit on the boat." I pointed at the harem man and felt relaxed.
said.
"Ah...sister, why did you let Xiao Tai soak in the water?" The girl in the palace was stunned.
"Because he is a man, there is absolutely no way I would be crowded together with a man." I replied matter-of-factly.
"Sister Elumia, why do you hate men so much?" the harem man asked with a confused look on his face.
"No reason, you don't need a reason to hate a person. You can swim, right? If not, then... how about... find a bucket to put you in and drag you behind. Now you have no objection, right?"
"Well……"
"Sister, sister~ Is this good? Let's surround him in the middle and prevent him from contacting his sister, so that she won't feel uncomfortable, right?" the girl in the palace asked tentatively, wiping away cold sweat.
"Of course not! I just don't want to see beautiful girls like you being raped by stinky men, so I have to drag him behind! I don't care what you like to do when you go back, but you can't tolerate men in front of me!" I refused categorically.
road.
"Forget it Mei Yi, I'll just sit in the bucket~ It's better than soaking in water..." The harem man waved his hand feebly.
"Well, you are a good man if you obey. There is a bucket of salted fish over there. You can sit there."
"Huh? Why is it a salted fish bucket!"
"You, a poor EI who wants to start a harem but has no money, are nothing more than a salted fish! Are you embarrassed to let the girls wear such shabby clothes? Just sit on the salted fish bucket for me!"
"oh……"
"Hey, I said, why don't you just go with me? A beautiful girl should be matched with a beautiful girl~ There is no future with this useless guy who has no intention and no ability, how about it?" I smiled at the girls.
"Sister~Sister~Da~ren~Ai~Li~hear~see~oh~" Aili's eerie voice suddenly came from behind.
"Hahaha, let's go quickly! Come on, come on, everyone, get on the boat!"
I immediately gave up flirting with girls and walked towards the wooden boat with a smile, lest Ellie turn black and kill me. Really, I was just joking ~ I don’t have much interest in these girls who smell like sweat, Ellie, you
What are you panicking about?
"Hmph~! But Ellie and Pachi used to be ordinary girls who smelled of sweat. Aren't they taken back and reformed by one sister? Of course Ellie has to be on guard at all times!"
Although Ellie's face was full of anger, she still carefully held the wooden boat to prevent me from trampling it over.
"Did you hear that? Those two sisters were also transformed!"
"Yes, yes, the rumors are indeed true!"
"Hey~! It's so scary!"
"Shh~! Don't let them hear it!"
"Stop gossiping and get on the boat!"
The chatter of the harem group came to my ears, and I could only express egg pain. Anyway, Sister Aini gave such a setting, so they can believe it if they want. And in a sense
, this is indeed the case in our family.
Let the harem group squeeze into the front half of the wooden boat, and the three of us sat in the back half. This is not to prevent the harem group from secretly caring for the harem men, but to make it easier for Pachi to blow the wind and sail the boat. As for using a rope to stay far away
The man in the harem who is dragging behind him can do whatever he likes. He dares to have a harem even if he is so poor, so it is an advantage for him to endure this hardship.
"Tch~! Sister, you are so shameless! Do you think we don't know your background? You are worse than others! At least they are brave and handsome!"
Ellie, who was sitting with her back facing forward, cast a look of contempt at me.
"Huh? Do you know that I used to be...ah?" I was shocked.
"Sister Lingmei told me everything!"
"Ah~ I understand~ So Amy~ Should I close your eyes..."
"No, no, no! I am definitely a real beautiful girl now! Pachi, you can check it out at will! You can do whatever you want after you go back, don't worry about this!" I typed in a panic.
Stop Pachi who wants to go dark.
"Hehehe~ Then we have agreed. When we go back, let us move as much as we want~" Paqi narrowed her eyes happily.
"That's right, that's right! If sister-sama doesn't keep her word, Ai Li will chop you up directly!" Ai Li also said with a bad smile.
"Yes~ As long as you don't do anything excessive, it's up to you~ I am a beautiful person, don't forget this." I nodded weakly.
"Well~ Onee-sama really cares about Miss Lingmei~ Ellie is even a little jealous!" Ellie pretended to be unhappy.
"Of course~ She is the one who gave me everything~"
"It's a god~" Pachi corrected.
"Don't worry about this, humans and gods are just names. She will always be Lingmei." I waved my hand.
"That...Miss Pattyulia?"
"Hai?"
The mage girl from the harem group took the initiative to talk to Pachi.
"Is your advancement direction towards wind magic? I feel like you have very detailed control over the wind. I'm worried about which advancement route to choose right now. Can you give me some advice?"
The mage girl asked cautiously, without any hint of laughter.
"No~" Pachi shook her head gently.
"Huh? What?" The girl was stunned.
"I didn't choose to advance the wind magic ~ I advanced all the magic ~"
Paqi looked calm, as if she was talking about an ordinary thing.
"How...is it possible? High-level magic requires specific elemental affinities. You...well, you are from the Lawuandis family. It is completely reasonable to have all-element affinities..."
The girl was in disbelief at first, but then nodded as if she suddenly understood. It seems that in ordinary people's perception, it is normal for the people of the Lawuandis family to behave abnormally.
"Hehehe~ It's okay~" Pachi said with a noncommittal smile. "But for you, I suggest you advance to dark magic~"
"Ah? Why? I have never been exposed to dark magic?" The girl was a little confused.
"Because those of us with narrow eyes are dark at heart~ So choosing dark magic can maximize your strength~" Pachi smiled, looking like a gentle (belly) and soft (black) big sister.
"Well...since you said so, I will think about it...dark magic..." The girl nodded and fell into thinking.
"Hehehe~ Don't be biased against dark magic~ It is precisely because of darkness that the light around you can be made more dazzling~ There is no distinction between good and evil in magic itself. It all depends on how you use it~ If
If it’s to protect our companions, even dark magic can point the way for everyone~ Just listen to me~ It’s absolutely right~”
Pachi stretched out her hand and patted the girl's shoulder, and then rubbed her peak, which was about the same size as her own.
Hmm...how should I describe the hands of a beautiful girl? Chicken feet with pickled peppers? Bear paws in the snow? In short, they are definitely not pig hands, right?
"Well! Thank you, Miss Patiuliya, I believe in your suggestion!"
The girl looked into Paqi's eyes, nodded with trust, and ignored Paqi's little movements.
"Do you believe her so much? Aren't you afraid that she is lying to you?" I asked curiously.
"How is this possible? People in the Lawuandis family will never lie to others. Isn't this common knowledge~" the girl said with a "Sister, stop joking" expression.
Well, it seems that Sister Aini didn’t completely mess with the settings~
"Sister~Sister Lingmei was lying to people when she first came to Earth, right? She said she likes to play tricks on people the most." Ellie slandered, in the true sense of the word.
"Shut up! You're the only one who talks too much!" I reached out and slapped her.
"I didn't speak! I was just thinking in my head!"
"Shut your mind, you are the only one with many ideas!" I slapped me again with my backhand.
"Ugh~~~! Onee-sama hit me again! Ellie just shouted out."
"Why don't I just hit you?" I put on a "shit" expression.
"Please torture Ellie in a more brutal way!"
"Get lost! If you keep messing around, I'll throw you into the river, you pervert!"
A group of people were playfully swimming down the river, and the unknown front was waiting for them.