"Don't pretend there's no one around~ I know Sister Guierxi is at home~"
"If you don't open the door, I will explode~ If my fireball goes down, even this wall will be gone~"
"Click click~!"
The heavy door was opened, and an elegant woman with some traces of age appeared from the crack of the door with half her body. After seeing the smiling Pachi, she sighed deeply.
"Mr. Guierxi is very busy right now, so I really can't see you."
"Hehehe~ Sister Guierxi, isn't she just busy all day long~ We really have something very important to see her for~"
Patsy was polite on the surface, but she put her hand on the door seemingly casually, presumably to prevent the other party from closing the door suddenly.
"Then I have to ask you to wait for a while. The weather is nice today. How about a cup of tea in the yard?" the housekeeper suggested patiently.
"Well, let's just drink tea or something~ We just need to see Sister Guirsey now~" Pachi smiled and pushed the door completely open.
"Miss Pachulia, Sir Guirsi is really inconvenient right now, please..."
"Ah la la~ There is no inconvenience in my relationship with her~ Mrs. Martha, can't you just pretend that you haven't seen us? I believe Sister Guierxi won't blame you~ Then let's go up~
"
Patsy hooked her hand at us and took us into the house, ignoring the ashen-faced housekeeper. After the aunt rolled her eyes in anger, she decided to ignore us completely.
"Hey, the decoration of this house is so simple~ It's obviously a big house." I commented while looking around.
There are no wallpapers or wall panels in this big house, nor are there luxury crystal lamps, or even roof decorative strips. They are simply smoothed on the stone walls with white ash and the like. In some of the more important places, the most
The luxurious decoration is just simple wooden slats, and the floors are all simple unpainted wooden floors.
"Hehehe~ Sister Guierxi doesn't like to enjoy herself. Most of her money is used for production and construction and charity~ Well~ In other words, her only hobby is to play with men. Other than that, she doesn't have any bad habits.
La~ Sigh..."
Pakhi sighed as she spoke, seeming to be worried about this sister's coquettishness. As a bystander, I can actually understand her thoughts. If this sister has no indiscretions, then she is a
A perfect role model...it's a pity that she has such a flaw, and it's an unspeakable flaw.
"Pachi, is there any reason for this sister's problem?" I asked curiously as I went upstairs.
"Hmm~ I'm really not sure about this~ But according to her, she will get bored if she plays with the same person too much~ Maybe it's because she is born to be flirtatious~ She must be teasing a man again today when she is hiding at home~ Let me give it to you
She was shocked..."
"Ah~! Oh baby~! Come again~! Come again~! Harder~!"
"Pah~! Pah~! Pah~!"
"..."X3
"Well... let's go down and have a cup of tea first?"
Standing at the top of the stairs, we heard an extremely erotic sound coming from the room. Even the three of us unscrupulous guys blushed and their hearts skipped a beat when they heard this. Paqi laughed awkwardly with a dark face, and then involuntarily said to me and
Ellie pulled her downstairs.
"We should be obedient and not break in." I said, covering my red face.
"That's right~hehehe~" Pachi agreed.
"Ellie...it feels a little strange~"
"Don't be weird! Calm down!" I directly slapped Ellie on the head with a tranquility spell.
As if she had anticipated our reaction, Mrs. Martha had already placed refreshments in the hall. When she saw us coming down, she cast an unceremonious look of contempt.
"I told you that I can't see you now."
"Hahaha~ You are right, I was too rude hahaha~~~"
Pachi smiled sarcastically, and calmly pushed Ellie and I to sit down on the sofa, then she sat upright and picked up the tea cup.
"Ah~ the sour fruit tea made by Mrs. Martha is still so delicious hehehe~~~"
"Miss Pattyulia has been here so many times, of course I know your taste." The housekeeper replied coldly.
"Hehehe~~~ You guys should drink it too~ This tea is almost the same as the lemon black tea over there~ You should like it very much, right?"
To avoid further embarrassment, Patch turned to us and said.
"Oh~um~! It tastes good! Even though it's hot, it's still delicious! Try it, Ellie!"
"Hmm~ It tastes really good~ It reminds me of the time when I was a young lady..."
"Uh, Ellie, don't feel depressed all of a sudden~"
"No, no, it's just natural that I feel a little sad. It's okay now~!"
"Come on~ Amy, Ellie, this donut is Mrs. Martha's best dessert~"
"Oh oh oh~ Well, it feels a little too sweet to make your teeth fall out."
"Shh~ don't say it so loudly~ it's very rude!"
"Ellie thinks it's delicious? Don't you like sweets, onee-sama?"
"It's not that I don't like it, it's that I don't like it that's too sweet... maybe because I'm surrounded by sweet smells all day long, and my ability to accept sweetness is no longer that high."
"Oh oh oh~ That's right~ Our group of beautiful girls are all so sweet, my sister is tired of them!"
"I didn't eat you, hey!"
Under the cold eyes of the housekeeper, the three of us chatted and had snacks and drinks. Perhaps because of the atmosphere, I, a guy who doesn't understand aristocratic etiquette at all, unconsciously started to whisper softly. Maybe this was the so-called hearing and hearing.
Rye? No is the wrong word, isn’t it? It’s close to vermilion and red? In short, under this kind of environment, I turned into the eldest lady mode without realizing it.
Well, maybe it's just because the housekeeper has been looking down on us. If I behave a little more rudely, wouldn't my image be completely ruined? By the way, housekeepers should be regarded as the most senior maids, right? Are all robots in this profession? I'm sitting like this
She had to keep changing her posture for a long time. How could she stand there motionless at such an old age? I even thought of giving her a seat...
Well, I suddenly became interested in maids. When I go back, let Aini dress up as the head maid. Anyway, her appearance seems to be based on a certain head maid.
After we had consumed two pots of tea and three shelves of desserts, the sound of Sister Guilsey's high heels was finally heard on the stairs. She was carrying an unconscious, thin and disheveled man up the stairs quickly.
When I came down, I couldn't tell that she was an older woman who had just experienced a war.
"Martha, send the mayor home~yo~you guys are here~"
The red-faced Sister Guierxi smiled at us, and then threw the man on her shoulders into the arms of the housekeeper. Only then did I see clearly that the man who seemed to be squeezed dry was actually the mayor I had met before!
I remember he was quite strong!
"Sister Guierxi...how long have you been fighting with him?"
Paqi seemed to be a little calm and couldn't help but ask.
"Ah~ Last night... and then this morning... oh... I only beeped three times, and this guy already fainted~ It seems that older men are really difficult to use.
, let’s find a young...adventurer next time!”
Sister Guierxi tilted her head and thought as she spoke, as calmly as if she was discussing what to eat next time. Well, don’t be a pain in the ass, Amy, this sister is a good person in the true sense ~ except for her disorderly life.
She really has no shortcomings. You must not look at her through colored glasses~ She is really a good person!
"Hehehe~ Sister Guierxi is really energetic~ But as a young adventurer, I wouldn't be interested in an older woman like you, right?"
Pachi had a smile on her face as always and talked about selling skin.
"Ah~ Look at what you kid said, how am I inferior to a young girl? If you don't believe it, let's take off our clothes and compete now~"
"No, there's no need for that... Oh~ we're looking for you to talk about business."
Even Pa Qi had to hide her face and sigh when facing this real sister Qingtan.
"Let's get down to business? You kid, you haven't seen me for so long, are you using this attitude? It was okay if you were inconvenient in the office last time, but now you don't want to show the proper etiquette at my home?"
Sister Gongguo's aura suddenly became aggressive. She stared at Pachi with a slightly downward gaze, and that cold feeling made me shudder at the side.
As expected of the lord here, this sister is so domineering!
"...Sorry sister, I forgot about it when I was in a hurry."
Pa Qi got up from the sofa, walked to her sister and respectfully raised her skirt. However, her sister just looked at her coldly, showing no emotion at all.
Then, Pachi opened her arms and pounced on her sister.
"We're back~Mother Guilsey~!"
"Hmm~ This makes sense~ Touch your head, touch your head~~~"
Sister Guierxi's domineering aura disappeared instantly, and was replaced by the motherly warmth of the dean. She gently stroked Patch's long hair and let it rub against her body.
Ha? So it turns out that this unruly sister is also a loving mother? I think my outlook on life is about to collapse, okay?
"Sister~ I told you not to look at people through colored glasses!"