After leaving Guilsey's sister's house, Pachi took the initiative to invite me to take a look at her property. But I don't think there is anything interesting in this kind of pseudo-medieval town. Ellie's world is set in a place that shouldn't be real.
Surprisingly, there are no taverns with female elves as waitresses in the city, nor are there any unconventional snack shops. Not only that, the garbage accumulated in the corners of the roadside and the peculiar smell that comes from time to time are enough to make people interested.
All gone. When I first arrived yesterday, I was so excited that I didn’t notice these details, but after I had an argument with Ellie and felt depressed, these negative things became very noticeable.
"Well~ I'm in a bad mood, so I need to take a walk~ Although our place is a bit messy and there's no place suitable for dating, we still have some special products~ Come on, come on~"
Pachi hugged my arm and rubbed her soft and fragrant face against mine.
"Okay, okay~ Pachi, please stop rubbing, I'll just go around~"
"Well~ I want to rub against my sister too!" Ai Li also hugged the other side.
"Go~! Who can blame me for being depressed?" I pushed Ellie's head away.
"Of course it's the strange world! Ai Li is just explaining the phenomenon, and Ai Li is not wrong!"
"Very good, you actually passed the blame to Ling Mei!"
"Huh? No! Sister Lingmei is not the world! Sister Lingmei is a higher-level existence than the world! Sister, don't try to trick me! I want to hug you!"
"Ai Li, do you think this is the so-called possession and you don't know how to cherish it? A top-notch beautiful girl like you, wouldn't an ordinary person be so happy just to see you up close? I actually dislike you hugging me, ugh
~"
"Hmm~ It seems... No, it's not. Onee-sama cherishes me very much. This kind of dislike is just a temporary emotion."
"Is that so..."
"Amy~ Look, this is the station of the city guard~"
Pachi shook my arm and pointed to an open space surrounded by a wooden fence under the city wall and said.
"Hey? Why is the place where the city guards live so simple~?"
There was no serious military camp in that open space, but rather like a military camp, there were a few tents and simple wooden huts scattered here and there. Except for some weapon racks and wooden training equipment, everything else was just like a military camp.
It's just a training ground.
"Of course it's because of poverty~ Amy, if you find that there is something in the world that you can't understand, then you should consider the factor of money, and maybe you can understand it~"
"Uh~ Money is really the root of all evil~"
"That's not true~ Lack of money is the root of all evil hahaha~"
"By the way, the city guards are all locals, right?"
"That's right~ So they always go home to live after get off work~ So it doesn't matter if the camp is simple~"
"Wait! Your city guards can actually get off work?"
"Hehehe~ That's right~
"Why! Soldiers can usually still get off work?"
"Hehehe~ Actually~ the city guards are not regular soldiers, but equivalent to your city management~"
"……ha?"
"Amy, haven't you noticed a problem? The city guards are all men~"
"Ah? What's wrong? Wait a minute, men in this world are very weak!"
"That's right~ The regular army is full of girls~ How about it, are you excited?"
"Yes...no! I don't care about girls at all!"
"They are all pretty girls wearing stiletto boots~"
"Gulu~~~ Please let me visit if you have the chance!"
"Oh~ Sister, you are so bad! You promised not to care about girls!" Ellie shouted with disdain.
"Ai Li, you don't understand! Beautiful girls and girls are not the same species at all, and beautiful girls with boots and beautiful girls are not the same species. They are the rarest and most beautiful existences in the world! What I said is okay, I
I just don’t care about girls!”
"Tch~ Sister, you will talk nonsense!" Ellie turned her head away angrily.
"shooting!"
"Bang bang bang bang~!"
In the training ground, several guards were practicing target shooting. The combination of their authentic medieval-style armor and the crude weapons on their hands gave me a strange feeling of harmony and dissonance.
"Cheng Guan~ Shouldn't their fighting power be very high? In fact, they are very weak..."
"Hehehe~ He is very weak when facing a real strong person~ By the way, Amy, do you want to see what the guns we have here look like?" Pachi asked with a smile.
"Huh? Think about it~ I'm really curious about this kind of gun that doesn't require gunpowder~" I nodded immediately.
"Then let's go in~"
"Uh, why don't you just break into the military camp?"
"It's not a military camp, it's a joint defense team~ Besides, this place is mine, I can go wherever I want~"
"So I said it belongs to Sister Guierxi..."
Pachi let go of me, switched to godmother mode and took the lead. When the two guards guarding the door saw us coming, they immediately showed a cautious expression towards Pachi.
"Miss Patiuliya, what...are you here for?"
"Oh~ take my friends to have a look, open the door~"
"But……"
"I give you permission to smell me now. Is there anything else you want to say?"
"Suck~~~~~~~~~~~! Ah~~~Please come in~~~Goddess Patchouli~~~哐~!"
"Ah~ these two children are stunned by my smell~ Come on Amy, let's go in~"
I looked at the two unconscious guys on the ground with red faces and weird smiles, and I felt that men in this world were really hopeless.
"Patch, are you a public lover? Why does everyone like you?"
"That's right~ Isn't it normal for the weak to admire the strong~ We are indeed the dream lovers of the men around here~"
"Then which one of you is the most popular?" Ellie asked gossiping.
"Hahaha~ Of course it's them~ Then Dodoly, Emzy, Hermione, and finally Hurt." Patch said proudly.
"Hey~ You are so scary and you still rank first?" I complained.
"Hehehe~ But when people are gentle, they are super feminine~ Who wouldn't like someone who is strong and gentle~ Amy, don't you do the same?"
"That's right~ Sister Aini is so strong and gentle~"
"Sister, you didn't think of Sister Lingmei first!" Ai Li poked me on the waist.
"Hey, let's be honest, Ling Mei is really not as gentle as Sister Aini, okay?"
"Indeed, the first time I met Sister Ling, I was scared to death by her! By the way, Pachi, why is Hurt ranked last?"
"Ah~ That's because we don't have many lolicons here~"
"..."X2
"Okay, okay~ Amy, I'm going to get a gun for you to see."
After Pachi finished speaking, she walked to the training guard alone. After a flurry of excitement, she snatched a gun from the guard and also took away his ammunition bag.
"Amy~I brought it~"
Pachi happily waved the gun in her hand at me, and then trotted back like a girl.
If you ignore the beaten guard behind her, she is really quite a girl.
"Paqi, you are indeed a bandit leader." I wiped the cold sweat from my head.
"Hehehe~ No~ In fact, these guns~ Hutt made them for the guards~ so they are mine~"
Patsy handed the gun to my hand, and I immediately started playing with it enthusiastically.
This gun is not like an ancient gunpowder gun, but closer to the rifle with a stock during World War II, but the workmanship is quite rough. The entire wooden part of the gun body is all hand-cut, but the uneven parts
The traces have been smoothed after long-term use. The long barrel is rolled out of thin iron plates and several sections are connected together. Although it is straight enough, it has no rifling. Behind the barrel is a peculiar ammunition feeding mechanism, which is spiral
There are spherical projectiles, whether they are lead or something, neatly arranged in the thin iron frame track. After pulling a handle under the track, one projectile will be pushed into the gun chamber by a fan-like metal piece, while other projectiles will be pushed into the gun chamber by another.
A fan blade blocks it. Under the action of gravity, the prepared ammunition always remains ready to be loaded into the chamber.
"Hey, this is my first time seeing a continuous feeding device for spherical bullets. But if you rely on gravity, wouldn't it mean that you can only shoot flatly?"
I shook the gun left and right, and the bullets in the track started to shake.
"Well~this is Hurt's early work~"
"Is this a triggering device at the back?"
Behind the barrel is a tapered constriction, which is connected to a rough metal box. The trigger assembly is fixed on the outer wall of the box, a bit like a flintlock gun, but a small piece of magic is fixed at the end of the hammer.
spar.
"How does this thing work?"
"Here~ pour the powder of the explosive magic stone in through this port, pull down the hammer and load it, and then you can shoot~"
"Oh oh oh~ Let me try shooting~ Where is the target..."
"Onee-sama, cum on me, cum on me! Ellie wants to be cummed on her face by onee-sama!"
"Bang~!"
"Ah~!"
Without any hesitation, I pulled the trigger directly on Ellie's head. For such a naughty kid who likes to talk nonsense, a direct headshot is the best way to educate.
"Sister-in-law, you're going too far! I'm not ready yet. Just cum as you say! You'll get pregnant!"
There were tears in Ellie's eyes, and there were deformed projectiles embedded in her forehead.
"Patch, please load it for me! I'm going to give her another shot!"
"No need to reload~ The explosive magic stone can be activated multiple times before the energy is exhausted, so..."
"Click~click~bang~!"
I quickly loaded the gun and shot Ellie's blindly yelling mouth again.
Ellie, who still hadn't removed the bullet from her throat, even though her face was red and tears were flowing from her eyes, she still gave me a thumbs up.
"Look, let me tell you."
"Uh~hehehe~ I always feel that Amy, you are the darkest one, hehehe~~" Paqi wiped a cold sweat.