"Huh~~ Oh my god, this suffocating feeling... Ellie seems to have awakened a strange attribute again~"
After leaving the camp, Ellie struggled for a while before taking the bullet out of her throat.
"Don't awaken strange attributes!"
I conveniently slapped her on the head again. Huh? She seems to have forgotten about the bullet on this guy's forehead? It's better not to remind her, it's quite fun to watch.
"Look, Amy~ These are the legendary red and blue bottles~" Pachi picked up two small bottles with beautiful colors from the shelves of the grocery store.
"Oh oh oh! Can drinking this thing really restore blood and replenish demons?"
"Hehehe~ It's true to mend magic, but it's impossible to restore blood or anything like that. In reality, there's no such thing as health. This thing can only speed up wound healing. Of course, if it's a high-level potion, it will last longer.
It’s okay to have long arms and legs~”
"Hey~ It's amazing~ So is this science or magic?"
"Of course it's magic~ Whether it's red medicine or blue medicine, it's essentially liquid magic. Our body structure can be used to store magic. This is why we are stronger than people on earth~"
"That's right~ So there's no water in this thing?"
"Of course there is no water~ Otherwise, if you drink too much, you will become bloated to death~"
"By the way, Patch, since your world is a world of high demons, why did you develop weapons like guns? Ellie is in mortal mode now, right? Her skin didn't even show any redness or swelling after this shot."
"Amy~ Are you mistaken? Even in mortal mode, Ellie is a goddess-level Valkyrie~ Besides, do you think the main force in our world is adventurers?"
"Huh? Isn't that right? Isn't adventurer a very common profession?"
"There are indeed a lot of adventurers, but for a war, they are simply not enough. What's more, adventurers are good at small team combat and cannot perform well on a frontal battlefield. The main force resisting the Demon King's army is still those
Ordinary people who don’t know magic or martial arts~”
"Ah? Ordinary people versus the Demon King's army?"
"Yeah~ So when the adventurers didn't show up, human beings were basically suppressed and beaten, and they were almost finished... This is why the main task of the adventurers is to consolidate the rear... Well, at our level
If so, there will be no problem joining the regular army, because high-level professions are all powerful weapons~ It is very useful to support ordinary troops~ At the beginning, Sister Guierxi led her own team to resist the Demon King's army, and the dean...
Dean, she is not good at cooperating with large troops, so she retired and went home~"
"It turns out that the two of them are so estranged~ Oh, I really need to think of a solution."
"Well~ we will also help her, so Amy, you don't have to worry too much~ let's prepare for the mine? I think a big war is waiting for us~"
"It's a big war~ Can I not participate? You see, I performed so poorly when I was implanted as an adventurer. Isn't it even worse now?"
"Hehehe~ Amy, just rub the Holy Light Ball~ You are good at this, right?"
"Well, I'm really good at it. I can do it easily."
"That's right~ Oh, by the way, let's go to church."
Pachi took my hand and walked towards the door of the store.
"Huh? Why go to church? I'm still curious about what you said, what role does the church play in your world?"
"Hehehe~ The church is not a villain~ Although they are indeed enshrining the God of Creation, they are not evil at all~"
"Why?"
"Hehehe~ Because the church was founded by the First Virgin Mother~ If I have to say it, it is actually equivalent to a medical school and hospital on the earth~ In addition to cultivating clergy, it is also their job to house the people.
One. Well, it’s just a fee.”
"There is a charge. The church here is really strange... Isn't this kind of organization usually covered with one hand..."
"Hehehe~ There are real strong people in our world~ People believe in high-level adventurers more than invisible and intangible gods. So the church is just a place that collects money to eliminate disasters and give people psychological counseling.
It’s just a service organization~”
"Psychological counseling...well, that's exactly what it is."
The church is right next to the central square of the town, not far from the grocery store where we were wandering around. Even at the slow pace of our walking and chatting, it only took more than ten minutes. After thinking about the real doctors in the church, I bought this one.
The Holy Mother who came to receive her diploma couldn't help but feel a little flustered.
"Sister Teresa ~ Here we come ~"
Walking into the open door, Pachi called out loudly and affectionately.
"Wow~ This church... is really different from the church in my impression~ Why are there so many long tables in the lobby? The altar is so simple, just a statue of God? There is not even a candle wall~ Oh, there is a confessional.
." I looked around curiously.
"Hehehe~ Those are hospital beds~ I told you this is a hospital~ Sister Teresa~ I'm Pachi~ Come out soon~"
"Is there no one else here?" I looked around the lobby again, but couldn't find a nun or any other young lady.
"Hehehe~ It would be great to have a church in a small place like ours~ Sister Teresa is the only nun here~" Pachi replied with a smile.
"I know it's you, and I also know you're back. Where's that girl Dudoli? Why didn't she come?"
I thought of the sweet lolita sound in the lobby, and the image of a lolita with silver hair and red eyes and weird fox ears immediately appeared in my mind. But when I followed the sound, what I saw was silver hair and red eyes.
Something with long ears... uh what is this? An elf in a nun's outfit?
"Dodori is sorting out new knowledge~ I'll see you again in a while~ So I'm here first~ These two super beautiful girls are my new friends~" Pachi pushed Ellie and me with a smile
forward.
"There's no need to praise us like that, Pachi, I'm so embarrassed~"
"Hehehe~ I'm just stating the facts~"
"Oh? Your friends? Then they must be very abnormal?"
The beautiful elf girl, who is petite but one size bigger than Lolita, floated over with fairy-like steps... She actually walked over, but her steps were really too graceful, which made me, who is very good at catwalking, float over.
The little slut is so ashamed of herself. This posture of others is called a goddess, but I can only be called a slut. Well, I have to record this posture and ask Sister Aini to change my walking posture when I go back.
But why does she also think we are abnormal? Is it common knowledge that Patsy's friends are abnormal?
"That's right~ How can I make friends with normal people~ Come on~ Sister Teresa, hold your head high~~~"
Patsy hugged Sister Sister enthusiastically, and then began to lift her up.
Well, I found that this sister's altitude seems to be unsatisfactory. Are all elves really flat-chested?
So Sister Hongyue’s elf form is actually very inconsistent?
"Put me down quickly, you bad boy! Do you really want me to make a fool of myself in front of others?"
The nun sister struggled and let out a sharp cry, which looked so cute.
"Ah~ Sister Teresa is still so cute~ rub rub rub rub~~~"
Pachi stopped lifting her up high and hugged the nun tightly, rubbing her back and forth.
"Let me go, you pervert! I should have thrown you into the cesspool and drowned you!"
"Hehehe, don't talk nonsense, Sister Theresa~ You love me so much, how can you be willing to drown me~ Amy, do you want to rub me too? Elves, like us, are born with body odor, right?"
"I'll forget it, forget it hahaha~"
Looking at the twisted little face of the big loli sister, I thought it would be better not to go there and join in the fun.
"Ah~ I'm satisfied, I'm satisfied~ Okay, Sister Teresa, you can go and have fun wherever you want~"
Patsy put the nun back on the ground and waved her hand like a dog.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The nun couldn't bear it anymore and ran back to the side room crying.
"Pakhi, is this how you treat your elders?" I looked at her dumbfounded.
"Hehehe~ Sister Teresa is so cute, I can't help but want to love her every time I see her~" Pachi showed a dark smile.
"Love...you ruined a fairy~~~"
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter~ Priests have big hearts~"
"Oh... Speaking of Pachi, are the nun uniforms you have here a long skirt or a short skirt?"
"Hmm~ It's not too long or too short, right? It's a game world after all~"
"Oh, by the way, the dean is also a priest?"
"No~she is actually a magician~"
"Huh? Then why are you wearing nun clothes?"
"Because she is poor~Her clothes were taken from Sister Teresa~"
"No wonder the skirt is so short! It's too bad! I took the clothes off the angel in white and wore them!"
"Well, helping people in need is what a priest should do~"
"Is this what you should do!"
"Well, don't worry about the details~"
"How could you not care? The dean's figure is so amazing, how on earth did he fit into clothes with such a lolita figure!"
"Hehehe~ The material of the nun's uniform is very elastic. If you just push it in, it will be stretched~"
"...Ellie, when you have time, why don't you buy some sets of clothes for the dean?"