"Sister-sama has never had any friendship with me!"
"Bastard kid! I..."
"Ouch~~~~!!!"
A huge roar came from the front, abruptly pulling us out of our daily routine. Ellie stamped her boot on the brake, and the car finally came to a stop after sliding on the ground for a distance.
Fortunately, I have the habit of wearing a seat belt, but the girls behind me fell into a ball.
"What's going on, what's going on! What kind of monster is this scream?" Ellie looked around nervously.
"Boom boom boom~~~!"
"Look! Dragon!"
Patch pointed to the sky and shouted. Through the panoramic sunroof, I saw a dragon-like creature hovering in the sky. Wait, it's not circling, but like it's avoiding something, right?
"Boom boom boom~~~!"
"Wow! Airship vs. dragon! Let's take a closer look!"
Ellie roared excitedly and restarted the vehicle. The car skidded slightly on the spot and sped out again.
"Is that a dragon? This is my first time seeing a dragon!" the harem man shouted from behind.
"Ah~ why do you feel like the dragon is running away? Are dragons so weak?" Pachi said doubtfully.
"You'll know when you get closer. Ellie, I give you permission to speed, go over quickly!" I gritted my teeth and said while firmly holding on to the roof handle.
"No problem! Ellie, hit Mars!"
Ai Li quickly switched the car to high-speed mode, then stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward. Because various driving stability systems were turned off, the car now not only bumps vertically, but also moves horizontally. As a person who is extremely sensitive to acceleration,
Sensitive bastard, my current feeling can no longer be described as dizzy. But in order to watch the fun, I have to endure it!
"Amy~ You look very bad~ Do you want a tranquility spell?"
Pachi stretched her head from behind and asked with concern. This magical guy seemed completely unaffected by the bumps of the vehicle.
"Ah, yes, tranquility..."
"Ouch~" "Chirp~!"
"Patch! You did it on purpose!"
"Ah la la~ The car is too bumpy~"
"Ah! Pachi, you are so cunning! Ellie wants it too!"
"Drive well for me!"
"It's okay! I can open it with my feet!"
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm dead!"
"Chirp~!" "Ha~~ Ai Li is satisfied with this book!"
"Asshole! Oops, we're going to hit a tree!!!"
"Watch my extreme dodge!"
After the car made a series of maneuvers that made me dizzy, the car jumped into the air from the slope and rushed out of the woods.
"It's basically flat ground ahead~ The road conditions are much better~" Ai Li said excitedly with a slightly red face.
"Ugh~~~!"
A waterfall of colorful light erupted from my mouth, and I was completely unable to respond. Fortunately, this thing did not pollute the environment at all, so I could spit directly into Ellie's face.
"Wow~~~Is this also the secret technique of the Lawuandis family? It's so beautiful~~~" the girl from the palace exclaimed intoxicatedly.
"That's right~ Amy's family is the embodiment of beauty and love~ No filthy things will appear on them hahaha~"
Patchi, just keep fooling around. Don't think that I can't see your evil expression behind me! I'm in third-person picture-in-picture mode the whole time!
"Ah~~~The dragon is flying towards us!"
When the harem man roared like this, I quickly stopped vomiting and looked up... I'm going! It's really flying over! No, that's not flying over! Is that dragon's butt on fire? It obviously looked like it was shot down.
Right? So it is preparing for an emergency landing?
"Ellie! Avoid, avoid! I don't want to be hit by this dragon!"
Looking at the growing black shadow, I yelled at Ellie anxiously.
"But our car won't be damaged?" Ai Li turned around with a puzzled look on her face.
"It won't break me and I don't want to be hit! Get out of the way!"
"No, how could you not save a dragon when it's so cute? I want to help it!" Ellie said with a righteous expression.
"..."X8
Everyone in the car looked at Ellie with crazy eyes, thinking that this child might be used to make soup or make pretty girly instant noodles.
"You know, sister, my dream is to become a Valkyrie, and then have a black dragon as a mount! In this way, I will be a Dark Dragoon!"
As Ellie spoke, she made the car make a big turn and adjusted the driving direction to be consistent with the dragon's flight path.
"Sister, think about it, for example, a very important city is besieged by the Demon King's army, and the defenders are retreating steadily and are about to fall...At this time, I rode a black dragon and descended from the sky, killing the enemy with only one hundred thousand enemies.
I pissed myself off, and finally saved the city from danger. Amid the cheers of the crowd, I descended into the city like a dark angel, paying no attention to the praise and worship of the crowd. Then... I came to the church door, exhausted from treating the wounded.
My sister was waiting for me there... I strode forward bravely, and then... suddenly took out a box of chocolates from behind with a shy look, handed it to my sister reluctantly and said: '
Huh~! I'm not here to save you! I just want to give you handmade chocolates and clean up the bugs that are in the way. Don't get me wrong! 'Ah~~~~~~~! Isn't the contrast cute?
! The world’s strongest Valkyrie, who has been victorious in all battles, is so soft in front of her lover, it’s so cute, isn’t it! Everyone will be hopelessly obsessed with me, hahahaha~~~~!”
"Although it's full of flaws, what do you really want? Do you want us to be smashed into the ground by the dragon!" I nervously looked at the growing black shadow above my head, wondering what this bastard child had in mind.
What the hell idea.
"Sister, don't worry, I have inherited all-vehicle proficiency from Sister Aini! Overload mode, ON!"
After Ellie excitedly fiddled with the roof console for a few times, I immediately felt the body of the car rising upwards, and the driving process became more bumpy. After looking at the display, I understood that the six wheels of the car had moved towards
After the central merger, the suspension system was also changed from diagonal braces to straight braces.
"Hey~~~Are you really planning to catch that dragon?" I broke into a cold sweat.
"Yes! Maybe I can take this opportunity to conquer a black dragon! Then won't my dream of a mount come true?" Ellie replied excitedly.
"Can we not use the black dragon? Go back and ask Sister Aini if she wants anything to use as a mount for you!"
"No! I am a beautiful girl with a fantasy style, so of course I need a fantasy-style mount! I want to conquer this dragon! Even if I have to use a strong one, I have to subdue it!"
"Hey, hey! Don't you want to help it?"
"Isn't that right? The reason for helping it is to subdue it~ Why else would you help it?"
"Ellie~ But this is a dragon that was knocked down by an airship~ Isn't it a little weak?" Pachi helped from the side. Obviously, this guy didn't want to step in for the giant.
"It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter whether it's strong or not, handsomeness is the most important thing! The appearance of this dragon suits my taste very well, I want to buy it! So, hold on tight and prepare to get in touch~!"
Ellie adjusted the speed of her car to keep it in line with the dragon, and at the same time, she started to flash her lights and whistle to signal the other party.
"Patch, hold me tight." I turned my head away with tears streaming down my face.
"But... I can't hug her through the back of the chair~" Paqi looked embarrassed.
"...Is this what you do to me when I need you?"
"Oh, what can I do? How about... I reach out and hold your battering ram?"