Being a mercenary is a good job, if you have no enemies with others. If you are hunted by others, then the job will not be so wonderful.
The impact of the pointy-eared sister's incident is a little bit large, that is, she is wanted by the whole country. Fortunately, the kingdom's communication level is relatively low, and the speed of news dissemination is in line with the setting of this era. As a mercenary,
Running around doing tasks is normal, but the pointy-eared sister can't. She must constantly stay away from her hometown and try to keep herself out of the wanted area. Although she has a good hand at the Holy Light, she covets...I mean the suitors.
There are countless people, but they still have to suddenly pack up their things and run away every once in a while, and they shed a lot of excited sighs. When the wanted order is passed there, those guys will be happy to find that they have been with a demon all the time.
Together, I wasn’t exploited... ah! Sister Pointy Ears didn’t do anything inappropriate! Of course, there are also the ultimate lonely party who have been single for decades and look pretty at sows, shouting loudly, "As long as there is love, you are a devil."
I'll show you the tribe too" and other perverted words, and then he was beaten into a sow by the normal companions around him.
Generally speaking, the pointy-eared sister is mentally retarded. To put it nicely, she is naturally stupid. She is also very kind, so kind that she is mentally retarded. Can you imagine an adventurer suddenly abandoning his teammates during a battle and running for treatment?
What kind of beauty is the rabbit? Yes, the pointy-eared sister’s Holy Light skills are invincible. Now she is not far from the peak of the priesthood. Even a legendary Madonna like me has some respect for her.
Respect (after all, others rely on ability, I rely on settings). As long as her IQ is online, it is impossible for casualties in the team to occur. She can ensure that everyone is full of health and status throughout the process. However, because of her IQ,
She is not available online regularly, so usually the people who team up with her will complain endlessly. Although she can always rescue teammates who have been killed miserably, forget about completing tasks and the like.
Because of this, the reputation of the pointed-eared sister has always been very poor, and her income is not enough. Although there is an endless stream of people who are willing to team up with her, there are no stable ones at all... Wait, why is the reputation so bad?
But people keep asking her to form a team? Because men are such creatures! For the sake of beauty, they will go through hell and fire! Do you think those mercenaries teamed up with her to make money from doing tasks? Of course not
, they are here to pick up girls! Who wouldn’t like a soft sister who is so silly and stupid but has a very good-looking and scary figure~ Maybe she can be deceived by trying hard? Even if you know you will be cheated, you must try
Just give it a try!
Unfortunately, the very bohemian adoptive mother gave the pointy-eared sister a complete and subtle adolescence education, including "if a man shows favor to you, he must want to have sex with you" and "never give anything to someone you want"
"Fuck your man, you can only have sex with the man you want to have sex with." This concept is obviously problematic but cannot be refuted. After long-term training, the big girl with pointed ears has an absolutely keen sense of smell in this regard. Once a man
If the mercenary showed this intention to her, she would turn around and leave without hesitation, without giving the other party a chance.
"So you've never had a crush on anyone? Have you never liked anyone?"
"Hey? I like everyone~"
"No, I'm talking about a specific person who I want to have sex with...!"
"Hmm~ Does my mother count?"
"Of course not! Damn it, you look too crooked! What a daughter with an Oedipus complex!"
"Hmm~ That's not it~ The time I spent with everyone was very short, and I didn't feel that I had any special feelings for anyone~"
"Oh~ I really feel sorry for those mercenaries..."
"Hey? Why are you sad?"
"Hey, you don't understand. People like you who have never liked anyone won't understand."
"I like everyone~"
"Liking everyone is the same as not liking anyone... So how did you meet this mine owner?"
"Ah~ that's it..."
Sister Pointy-eared's hometown is in the northern interior, and the situation there is much more stable than in the south. So when her case was exposed, the kingdom authorities attached great importance to it and conducted a large-scale investigation of the stable areas in the interior. However, Pointy-eared sister's hometown was much more stable than that in the south.
Sister Er's IQ always seems to come online at critical moments. She knows that the kingdom's investigation focuses on stable areas, so she chooses to go all the way south to the war zone. The situation there is complicated, and demons are not rare, let alone impossible.
He must mobilize an army for her alone. As long as he doesn't take the initiative to die, it's not that difficult to pretend to be an elf and survive.
But for a person whose IQ has been off-line for a long time, it is almost impossible not to seek death. During a more critical crusade, Sister Pointy-ears summoned the villagers in desperation in order to save the villagers who had no time to take care of the team.
A group of monsters were biting the monsters on the opposite side... The villagers were saved, but the pointy-eared girl had to be surrounded by her own monsters and her former teammates used various fancy attacks to send her away. After this incident,
The Kingdom Mercenary Guild also knew her identity, and now she could no longer work as a mercenary. With her IQ barely above the line, she made a decision that I don't know whether it was right or wrong, and that was to seek refuge in the empire next door.
Then there is the cliche but popular plot of a damsel in distress meeting a gentleman in distress. This is the story of her encounter with the mine owner. Compared with her background story, this part of the acquaintance and encounter can be easily brushed off, and there is absolutely nothing to it.
It's easy to talk about. Later, the mine owner came to the empire to establish a mine. She was raised as an unknown identity, and she went to treat the guards or workers from time to time to treat illnesses and injuries. As for the mine owner, there is more to it.
I couldn't get the level information out of her mouth at all, because her IQ was at its lowest during this period. In her opinion, she was being taken care of by the other party inexplicably, and she could just eat and drink and go about her daily life.
As for what the other party's intentions are and what his attitude is towards her, she doesn't care at all. Anyway, now she no longer needs to hide around, she can live a stable life comfortably, and her IQ doesn't need to be online at all~
"What does he see in you? Your magic power? Your knowledge? Or your dirty figure?"
"I don't know~ Anyway, he is very polite to me~ There is no need to be careful~"
"Why do you want to explore the caves with us?"
"Because people are bored here~ Since there are activities, of course I want to participate~"
"But you are a scammer! Besides, can't you see that I am a top cleric? Do you think we still need you?"
"Hmm~~~ You need it, right? After all, I'm very unreliable~"
“You are so surprisingly self-aware!”
"Hey? So are you willing to take me with you?"
"Why are we taking you there? To hold you back?"
"No~ I have an affinity for monsters and can solve a lot of troubles for you~"
"Huh? Why do we need..."
"Amy~Take her there~"
Patty patted my shoulder, looked at me with meaningful eyes and said. From her deep eyes, I read, "This girl is so interesting, of course she should have fun with it, otherwise it would be a pity, hahaha."
meaning.
Don't ask me how I read it, the resonance between our families is what can do this kind of thing, and Patsy is undoubtedly my family.
"Okay, okay, I'll let you go!"
"Really? That's great! I'm bored to death here! I feel like I'm getting more and more fat on my body!" The big girl with pointed ears jumped up happily.
I glanced at the opponent's trembling front mountain peaks and rear hills, and I felt convinced.
"Then will the mine owner let you go? That cave is very dangerous~" Ellie said calmly.
"It's okay~ I usually move around freely~ Even if he doesn't let me go, I just need to find a chance to avoid him and run out, okay?"
"Are you really not that guy sent to spy on us? I always feel that your stupidity is just an act~"
I moved my eyes to her face, trying to discern something from that silly and gentle smile.
"..."
The girl with pointed ears also stared into my eyes and suddenly stopped laughing for some reason. I thought she had stopped acting and revealed her true nature, but her subsequent actions made me extremely embarrassed.
"If you take a closer look, you are really beautiful. I am interested in you and want to have sex with you!"
"..."X4
The scene was quiet except for the constant noise of the wind.
"Your mother...didn't she teach you not to have sex with others casually..."
Driven by the desire to survive, I squeezed out these words.
"Hmm~ But she never said that you can't just have sex with girls. Besides, you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen. I really want to have sex with you. If I take the initiative, it will be fine.
?”
The pointy-eared pervert thought with a cute confused expression.
"Well, look, you really don't blame me this time!"
I looked at Ellie and Patchi with a charming smile.
"Patch, superficial people do attract superficial people~"
"That's right, hehehe~ That guy is only attractive because of his appearance, hehehe~"
"We don't know this frivolous slut at all, do we?"
"That's right~ I don't know him at all, hehe~"
The two of them chatted with each other, and from time to time they looked at me like they were looking at garbage, as if they really had nothing to do with me and I was just a wild dog barking wildly on the roadside.
Well, have you seen it? Friendship, love, family affection, etc. are all fragile and vulnerable things. Human nature is so ugly!
"Yo yo yo~ Pachi, you are thinking about human nature when you look at the garbage~"