Ignoring the injury to my abdomen, I hugged the headless body in front of me tightly, for fear that it would stab me and run away. If this was a fake, then I had to know where the real Pachi was from her. Ellie
She is a complete goddess like me, and there is a mythical creature beside her, so they shouldn't have to worry... But Pachi is only half a goddess. I don't know if she is invincible now... What if she is used by a monster in some way?
If I become incapacitated and then stage a heavy storyline, wouldn't I have to go crazy? No... The monsters here are theoretically controlled by the goddess, so this kind of thing is absolutely impossible... So all this is possible
Are they all jokes made by the goddess who governs this world? Then this kind of joke is too bad! Are you tired of making fun of my girlfriend? When you go back, Sister Aini will punish you by wearing it for a month.
Sportswear!
"Amy, you are really...I don't know how to evaluate you~ I do feel that you value me, but I always feel that something is wrong...Forget it, in short, I am very happy that you care so much about me, Amy.
La~"
"What? Who the hell are you!"
I opened my eyes wide and stared at... the broken part of her neck... I wanted to see the other person's expression, but realized that her head had fallen off and I couldn't see it!
"A super beautiful girl magician like me who is beautiful, intelligent and a little bit evil is, of course, Patchouli herself~"
The headless corpse pushed me away, pulled the magic sword out of my body, and then dispersed it. She picked up her head, tried it a few times, and finally put her head back on her body.
"Hey~ It's a good thing it's installed, otherwise it would be in trouble~"
"You said you were Pachi? Then why did you stab me?"
My brain has short-circuited and I can't judge the situation at all.
"Hehehe~ It's just because it's me that I can do it~ I'm the leader of a dark and evil violent organization. Hehehe... Ah~ Amy's blood is really beautiful in color~ Well~ it tastes great too~
"
Paqi smiled sinisterly and touched my wound, letting the pure white mage's long gloves stick to my slightly pink blood. Then she stretched out her flexible pink fingers and licked the gloves, showing a look of enjoyment.
expression.
Although he is invincible, I am really shuddering. Regardless of whether the guy in front of me is the real Pachi, he is still a dangerous pervert.
"Hehehe~ Amy, look~ I look very beautiful now, don't I?"
Pachi wiped the blood on her lips and smiled evilly at me. Under the illumination of the holy light, this guy looked really evil and beautiful.
"Why did you stab me? Who are you?" I am still struggling with this.
"Hahaha~ Because you don't trust others, they cut off their own heads for you~ Isn't it reasonable to punish a guy who doesn't trust his friends? I'm very unhappy~ I have to stab Amy to do it.
What about psychological balance~"
"For such a boring reason, how petty are you!"
"Hehehe~ A woman's heart is as deep as the bottom of the sea~ Is that what they say?"
"No...this sentence seems to describe a woman's elusiveness, not her small-mindedness, although the literal meaning is very similar..."
"Well, well, people only know a little bit about it anyway. So Amy, do you believe that I am the real person now?"
"I believe it."
"Hey? Don't you have any more doubts?"
"No need. A pervert with such a bad personality is definitely my friend. Most bad guys really can't do such a plausible thing after stabbing you."
"Hehehe~ I just think that this opportunity is rare and I must have fun with Amy~ Come on, come on~ Let my sister hold one~"
"Go, go, stop pretending to be gentle in front of me, big sister, I won't hug you. What if you stab me again..."
"Hehehe~ One knife is enough~"
"Paqi, when I go back, I will ask Sister Aiti to change your clothes to black."
"Hey? Why?"
"Because your heart is so dark."
"No way~ My body is obviously filled with light~"
"Yes! What's more? Why isn't there light in my body?"
I lowered my head and found that the terrible wound in my abdomen was still bleeding out, and I could even see my intestines.
Ugh~ Sure enough, beautiful girls can only exist in the second dimension. People with internal organs are so disgusting that they cannot be called beautiful girls at all!
"Because Amy, you are in complete mortal mode now. If you want to become light, wouldn't it be better to transform into goddess mode?"
"Ah? But I don't know how~"
"...Amy~ She is a goddess after all, right? Why is she not as good as a half-goddess like me?"
Pachi grinned awkwardly, and I could feel her heart full of pity for me!
"Ah~! I'm just a superficial goddess! What's going on!"
"Hehehe~ I'm not too excited~ It's quite fun, it's quite fun hehehe~"
"Don't treat me like a toy!"
"No~ I just treat you as a toy and omnipotent angel~"
"That's worse than a toy!"
"Okay, okay~ Enough joking, let's get down to business, right? Ellie and the others disappeared after entering the passage, right? We have to find them~"
"Yes! But that guy shouldn't have to worry. She is the top combat power on this planet, and now she is a complete goddess. Even if the God of Creation runs out, Ellie can press her to the ground and rub her.
Starting from this, I think we should study this weird cave first? I hate this kind of place where time and space are displaced the most, it’s spiritual pollution!”
"Ahem...Amy, you are so confident about Ai Li~ I mean Amy~ If the person in front of you now is not me but Sister Lingmei, will you still doubt whether she is real or fake?"
Paqi put away her ungrateful smile and put on a somewhat lonely expression again.
"Hmm... probably not? After all, she is Reimei, an invincible beautiful girl in the true sense~ Who can pretend to be her?" I replied after thinking for a moment.
"That's it~ Sure enough, I'm not strong enough in Amy's heart..."
"Yes, after all, you are only half a goddess..."
"Well, that's fine. At least you became suspicious because you were worried about me, right?"
"Nonsense! I don't care what the fake does to me! Although I am indeed a little scared, I am even more afraid of what will happen to you! If you are a fake, then I must find the real you quickly!"
"Amy...we will be good friends for life~!"
As he said that, Pachi rushed over and knocked me to the ground.
"Oh, okay, okay! Your battering ram is going to kill me! Get up, get up!"
"No, I want to be with Amy until I die!"
"We won't die, idiot! Get up quickly~!"
"Um...what are you shouting about? Is there any water? Can you give me some water?"
A confused voice sounded not far away, and we realized that there was also a mentally retarded girl with pointy ears making soy sauce.
"It turns out that guy is still there~ I forgot about her... Wait, what's going on? It stinks!"
I got up from the ground and walked around the stone to check it out, but suddenly I smelled a foul smell rushing towards me.
"Where are you?"
Paqi covered her nose and asked, but she was also smelly.
"Purify! Why does this place suddenly stink so bad!" I complained while starting to perform a large-scale purification spell.
"I'm here~"
A white hand stretched out from the corner on the other side of the stone room and waved to us.
"What are you hiding there for?"
"Amy, did what we just did scare her?"
"Ah? Would someone as mentally retarded as her be scared?"
"No, I am defecating here. I have finished defecating now. Do you have water?"
"..."X2
Oh, it turns out that the smell of shit is filling the air~ I haven’t been to the toilet for a long time, I have even forgotten this smell~
"What a fool! Why do you have to urinate everywhere! You are a beautiful girl! You are a beautiful girl! You are a beautiful girl at the same level as me! Are you worthy of your status to do such a thing! You dirty bastard
woman!"
I'm really going crazy. I have been dealing with two-dimensional girls for a long time, and I can no longer accept the common sense that beautiful girls can defecate.
"But... there is no toilet here~ I had a stomachache just now, so I had to find a place to deal with it~ Don't talk about this~ Do you have water? I felt like you were very busy just now and you didn't say anything. I feel shit on my butt.
It’s time to do it~”
"Don't say such disgusting words in a sweet voice, you bastard, bastard! Don't destroy my outlook on life! Don't!"
I burst into tears and shouted at the top of my lungs.
"Well... Amy~ I feel like your outlook on life is abnormal, right?" Pachi complained at the side.
"It's not important! Pachi, go give her toilet paper! I don't want to go there!" I took out a roll of paper and stuffed it into Pachi's hand in disgust.
"Uh... Amy~ I think she might not be able to use toilet paper... Should I give her a bottle of water?" Patch said a little embarrassed.
"Why!"
"Because... our world is actually in the Middle Ages... things like toilet paper haven't been invented yet~"
"Oh my God...then how do you wipe your butts?"
"Just... take a small stick wrapped with cloth... rub it on your buttocks a few times, and then put it in a bucket filled with salt water and plant ash to wash... If you are in a good house, there is a special place for
A kettle for washing your butt..."
"I just scraped it with a stone~" the voice of the disgusting guy with pointed ears came over at an inappropriate time.
"What the hell... what a hard-core medieval world! Why is it so realistic in such a strange place! I want to kill that God of Creation! Purify! Purify! Purify!"
I unleashed the highest level of purification techniques everywhere like crazy, and the stone room quickly became spotless. At this time, the system in my brain also emerged, reminding me that I was now in a dust-free and sterile environment.
"Wow~ It's so clean~ So the purification technique can also be used to wipe the butt? I didn't expect that~"
The disgusting guy with pointed ears came out of the corner, looked at me longingly and said.
This is the first time I hate a pretty girl so much. I really don’t want to have anything to do with this mentally retarded girl anymore...