"It's okay, it won't explode anyway! Alicia! Get out of the way!"
The dragon maid who was fighting might not have heard my call, but the inexplicable light that appeared here was enough to make her turn around. After seeing the situation on our side clearly, she didn't hesitate at all, and used the strength of her breasts to push the flames away.
The demon crashed into the cliff, which had mostly collapsed, and then rolled and crawled towards us.
But then again, does a dragon need to nurse?
The Balrog that was roughly pushed down was obviously stunned for a moment. He didn't understand why the dragon maid who had been fighting fiercely with him just now suddenly ran away like crazy. It straightened up again, and the big eye holes burning with dark green magic flames flickered.
For a moment, it looked like an ignorant person blinking. It felt quite cute? But then it figured out the current situation, roared miserably, turned around and ran away in the opposite direction.
"Now! Super Holy Light Magic ATTACK!"
I shouted out the tasteless skill name I made up, and gently threw the huge ball of holy light above my head, the largest in history.
Ask me why I threw it out gently? What about that? Have you ever heard of a forty-meter-long sword? It’s the kind that allows someone to run 39 meters first and then cut it down and still hit. The holy light I tinkered with this time
The radius of the ball is probably more than 200 meters, so you can hit it just by throwing it forward.
The huge holy light ball floated leisurely towards the Balrog. No matter how vigorously it fled, it could not avoid the fate of being hit. The blazing flames on its body were gradually swallowed up by the holy light from back to front, and the lava-like
The body gradually fell apart. There was no more howling or explosion. The unlucky Balrog was completely swallowed up by the holy light, and not even a scrap was left.
"Amy-chan wins."
With a cold expression on my face, I took a step forward, then raised my hand to make a V sign in front of my eyes, which looked extremely cute. Well, at least that's what I thought.
"Boom boom boom~~~!"
The dragon maid obviously didn't know what happened to her opponent. She naturally thought that the scary thing I threw over would cause a violent explosion. As a guy who regards survival as the first priority in life, she was still trying to kill us.
As I climbed up, I smashed the floating rocks and the rock walls on both sides to pieces along the way, so I couldn't run fast. I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart, but I couldn't figure out what was wrong.
"Click~!"
The crisp sound of breaking rocks came from under my feet, and was filtered by the brain system before being sent into my consciousness. I lowered my head and found a small crack on the surface of the stone bridge under my stiletto heels, just like the beginning
Like a spider web.
"Patch, your stone bridge must be very hard, right?" I turned my head stiffly.
"It's very hard, yes~ but because it cools quickly, there is strong internal stress~ Just like that... Rupert's Tears~" Patch said with a dark smile.
"Oh~ That's good~"
"Boom~~~!"
The dragon maid was getting closer and closer, and the vibrations caused made us unable to stand still.
"Kachachacha~~~~!"
For a moment, I just felt my body sinking, and the scene in front of me began to rise rapidly. Whether it was Pachi, pointed ears, or the gravel that appeared inexplicably around me, they were all inspired by Mother Earth, and began to
free fall motion.
"Wow~!"
"Amy, you idiot!"
Pachi danced and tried to adjust her posture in the air, but out of resentment towards me, she completely forgot the fact that she was a high-end magician. The pointed ears on the side seemed to be in high spirits, and actually cheered with excitement,
The originally white smiling face turned extremely red under the reflection of the lava.
Ah~ I wonder what rock-grilled beauties taste like? A tender, juicy and fragrant guy like ours should be good when grilled, right?
"Drink~!"
Pachi finally came to her senses. She used her earth control technique again and formed a thick stone pillar under us.
"Paji~!"
I fell face-first onto a stone pillar. Fortunately, I didn't fall fast enough so I didn't get embedded in it, but the soreness in some parts was self-evident.
"Ai~~~mi~~~!"
Pachi's gloomy voice came from the front, and I could hear the sound of the stone pillar being crushed by her boots. Considering various factors, I decided to lie there motionless and pretend to be dead.
This guy is not afraid of crushing rocks and falling down again.
"Idiot~!"
"Ahh~!"
Paqi stepped on my back hard, without showing any mercy at all! My back was obviously exposed, and my fair and jade-like skin was so delicate, but this guy actually used a stiletto heel to dig into it hard.
!I treat you like a family member, and you abuse me like this!
"Who told you to mess up! Don't you know the conservation of energy? Do you think that the holy light ball that will not explode will not release energy? It will be transmitted in the form of waves, causing the resonance of the entire stone bridge! I am so lucky.
The things you worked so hard to create are destroyed by you like this~!"
Patsy stepped on me viciously, as if what was beneath her boots was not a friend but a piece of rag.
The worst thing is that I suddenly felt happy. I am obviously not a trembling person! Why do I still feel happy after being stepped on so hard by her? Yes, it must be because I don’t feel pain! Of course I don’t like pain, so I just don’t stop shaking.
M!
"Wow, that makes sense, Pachi! This bridge of yours is obviously built quickly, isn't it? How can you be so lucky and hard-working?"
"What do you know! This thing can become a permanent structure with just a few adjustments. It will be so convenient to come here for mining and other things in the future! Do you think it is easy for me to tinker with this thing? Although it looks easy, but I
It took a lot of brain cells to achieve it! What your dearest friend worked so hard to create, you ruined it like this! I’m so angry!"
Pachi shouted angrily, with a hint of crying in her tone? Is this guy overreacting? No... I seem to understand why she is so excited.
"Paqi, Paqi, I was wrong, Paqi! Don't cry! I really didn't mean to ruin the fruits of your labor. Don't be so sad! I... Just ask for any compensation you want, and I will agree to it! Of course.
Not good at oral skills! I understand why you are so greedy for money... It’s not about being greedy for money, it’s about cherishing what you have. I know you had a hard life in the past, but it’s all over now! The most precious wealth you have now is
It’s me~ You can’t treat your wealth like this!”
"Ah? Yes, yes! Oh my God, what have I done! What should I do if you break up with me! I'm sorry, Amy, I was too impulsive!"
Paqi, who was awakened by my words, stopped ravaging me, helped me up from the ground in a panic, and then began to care for me in every possible way.
"Amy, does it hurt? If it hurts, just step on me. I'm so sorry, hehehe~"
"Paqi...you are too utilitarian, aren't you? If I didn't know your true nature, I would have broken up with you long ago~ How can you get along in the world like this?"
I poked her red face unhappily.
"Hehehe~ That's why I chose to make everyone afraid of me~ I've grown crooked, so I have no choice~"
Pachi lowered her head shyly, her face getting even redder.
"Control yourself a little from now on, Pa Qi. Don't be so impatient whenever you encounter something related to wealth. In my heart, you are an elegant girl who is knowledgeable and courteous. Don't ruin my impression of you~"
"Hehehe~ But it has been destroyed now~"
"It doesn't matter. Going crazy occasionally doesn't affect the overall evaluation. I'm not the kind of guy who completely denies someone because of something~ So Pachi, calm down and be a quiet beautiful girl from now on~"
I put my head on her head and whispered.
"People know it~chirp~!"
"Hey Patch, what are you doing! I told you we were friends, you bastard!"
"Hehehe~ That's right~ As a goddess, isn't it normal to express friendship in this way? Hehehe~"
"Uh, that's right...ah, no! Don't do this again!"
"Hehehe~ It's too noisy here and I can't hear you~"