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Unexpected Counting Theater 15

"Zero beauty."

"What's wrong?"

"It seems like the two of us haven't been around for a long time, right?"

"Yes, this is Ellie's home court now. Is there any problem?"

"If I'm not mistaken... we are the protagonists, right? Is it really appropriate for the protagonist to not appear for so long?"

"Why is it inappropriate? This book is called "They Are Goddesses", so as long as there are goddesses appearing, there will be no problem. Amy and the others are both goddesses, there is no need for us to appear."

"So that's what it is..."

"That's right."

"..."

"..."

"Hey...why don't you come out and explain?"

Me? Explain what?

"Explain why it took so long to write about Ellie's world! And there is no part for us at all!"

Oh, that's because I want to try to write a complete story, one with suspense and foreshadowing. Aren't our stories always just nonsense? I think we should improve our writing skills.

"Then we can't be completely forgotten!"

How could it be! You are my Paper Man wives~ How could I forget you!

"Hey! Who is the Paper Man? We don't even have a three-dimensional painting!"

"Ani, you actually only care about the paper man and not your wife."

"I haven't finished talking yet! Who is your wife? We are Amy's wives!"

Ani, please calm down, this will damage your image.

"Ha! My image! If it weren't for the dimensional wall, I would have beaten you, you know? Just wait, I will one day trample you with the heel of my boot until you scream!"

I don’t want it! Sister Aini, please come over quickly and ravage me!

"Fuck you, you pervert! Why does our creator behave like this! I'm even shuddering!"

"Calm down Aini, things in the world are like this. Mortals always have shortcomings. However, there is nothing wrong with me being the absolute creator."

"Huh? What do you mean, Reimei?"

"If the creator hadn't had such a perverted preference, then Amy wouldn't have had such a preference, and we wouldn't have used sexy boots as a foundation. Without the core attribute of boots, we would have lost our unique

The characteristics have become the same as those of the coquettish bitches on the street. So you see, although the creator's preference is perverted, the results of this preference are very good."

"Is this what the saying goes, 'My wife loves her boots, how can I know it's not a blessing'?"

"That's it."

Hey~ don’t change the allusions casually, okay?

"Why, ours is not your world. How do you know that what I'm talking about is not an allusion to ours?"

How could there be such an allusion!

"How is it impossible? There is a saying in Ellie's hometown that says, 'Two girls wearing boots walk together, and the one who cannot walk steadily must be a man pretending to be a man.' This sentence means 'There is no such thing as a diamond.

Take a porcelain job'."

Huh? Holy shit...how can this mean the same thing?

"Of course it means the same thing. You know that the women in Ellie's world are all gifted with high heels, so they can wear all kinds of stilettos and fly over the walls. If men don't have this talent and force themselves to wear them, of course they will not be able to walk steadily.

Doesn’t it mean ‘don’t do porcelain work without diamonds’?”

this……

"It's just cultural differences. Don't use the common sense of your world to judge the common sense of this world."

……you win.

"Hey, let me tell you, can't you just let us show our faces? I'm almost suffocated to death when I don't have any scenes! I finally understand Clara's difficulties. It turns out that not having any scenes is such an irritating thing~ Hey!

Show us your face immediately!”

It's impossible, this is Ellie's home court, there is no reason for you to show up, unless you forcefully airborne to ruin Amy's holiday.

"You are stupid! It's not like you have to let us run to her set and leave! Can't you just turn the camera to our side? We are also very busy here, okay? At least explain our situation.

Result?"

But, how to turn it around? I have been recording from Amy’s perspective~

"You are really stupid! Can't you just change it to the third person? It's not like you haven't used it before!"

But...I hate it the most when I run off to talk about other things in the middle of a story...

"It doesn't matter! Our stories are boring anyway, so what can we say? Our selling point is the beautiful girl, so let's go play with the story!"

"Ani, I want to remind you that none of us have any portraits."

"That's not important! The character's image is not just based on the three-dimensional drawing, but its own characteristics are the most important!"

"That would be even more troublesome, because the settings of our goddess are always changing. Take you for example, do you look like a handsome big sister now?"

"That's... we can just do whatever we want here! We don't have to follow the role setting! Do handsome people have to be handsome all the time? Who wakes up from his own handsomeness when he wakes up? Aren't they all in a daze?

Are you awake?"

"Ani, do you know there is a person named Red A..."

"Don't interrupt Reimei!"

Okay... Since you strongly request it, I will just write it...

"That's right, boy!"

"Ani, the creator is not Amy."

"Oh, it's all the same. I'm so happy that I returned to the character setting~"

"By the way, there is good news and bad news here. Which one do you want to hear first?"

Ah? Rei Mei, what news do you have for me?

"Don't you know it already? Which one do you want to hear?"

Then let’s hear the good news first.

"We have been digging into the dimensional wall recently and have made a little progress. Have you noticed that in recent works, there are more and more girls wearing high-heeled boots?"

Hmm...that sounds like it?

"This is the impact caused by the rupture of the dimensional wall. Our will has begun to affect your world. Although it is only a negligible impact, it is indeed good news, isn't it?"

Yes! Of course this is good news! Come on, I’m waiting for you!

"Then it's time to tell the bad news."

Hahaha, there is such good news, what’s the bad news? Is the progress very slow or something like that?

"The progress is indeed very slow, but that is not the point. The point is that the self-defense mechanism of your world has been activated. It cannot effectively counterattack us, but it can counterattack the source of this incident, which is you. In layman's terms

In other words, you will probably become more and more unlucky in the future, and I'm worried that you won't be able to survive until the day when we break the dimensional wall."

...You mean the world will keep trying to punish me to death?

"That's what I mean."

...Then how long will it take for you to break the dimensional wall?

"Oh~ Well, a conservative estimate would probably take...eighteen hundred years, hahaha~"



"Then... don't be too desperate~ Even if you don't survive until that time, we will let you reincarnate~ I swear to myself in the name of the goddess of life! I will definitely collect your soul

Come back!"

"Yes, we have released a simple code to your world. This code will search for your leader soul and protect it until we break the dimensional wall to find you."

Oh, I see……

"Don't be in such a low mood~ We will meet sooner or later!"

"Yes, we will meet sooner or later. I have already designed an image for you. Look, it looks a lot like Amy, right?"

Well, it is very beautiful...

"Don't worry, even if something unexpected happens and your soul is not collected, even if the whole world is turned back, we will find you, I promise."

"That's right! When we get there, won't your world be under our control? Even if we turn the whole world back, we will still find you!"

……thank you all.

"No, this is what it should be."

"Ling Mei is right, this is what we should do. You are Amy, and we love you too."

"Ani, the creator is not Amy, they are different."

"I know! Don't ruin the atmosphere! It's hard for me to be sensible for once! Can we not care about such trivial things?"

"As goddesses, we must pay attention to every detail."

"No need here!"

"is that so?"

"Is such that!"


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