"Amy-chan~ Then I'll go find Meng Xilu, wish me good luck!"
"Well, please."
After saying goodbye to Yuehua, I took a taxi and went home alone. There were too many students on the road during school hours, and I really didn’t want to cause any trouble without anyone to accompany me, so I made this decision. As for the male
Lord, it’s better for me to distance myself from him now to prevent Meng Xilu from getting hurt again. Before this turmoil is settled, it’s better for me not to tease the male protagonist again.
When I arrived at the door of my house, I suddenly didn't dare to go in because I still remembered Sister Aiti's warning in the morning. When I thought that Lingmei might start the killing mode and chop me into mosaics, my exquisite face became uncontrollably horrified.
.But after a few minutes of fussing, I finally opened the door with the idea that a good woman should do a good job, and I would kill or cut her up as you please.
"Welcome back, dear~ Do you want to eat first, eat first or eat first?"
The beautiful smile that greeted me was like a flower, and there didn't seem to be anything unusual about it. Did I think too much? Or was she hiding a knife behind her smile? And why did the three questions she asked when opening the door were all about eating? Is she so hungry today?
"I...I'm back~ Did you miss me after not seeing you for a day?"
"No~ I have thought about you in my mind a total of 2147483647 times from yesterday to today. Why do I miss you~"
Reimei said very bad words with a flawless smile on her face.
"Ah... Really? Hahaha... What are you going to eat today, my dear?"
"Eat the hot pot you hate the most~"
"Oh...hehehe, actually I don't hate hot pot that much~ I used to hate it because I thought it was just a group of people stirring up saliva together and it was disgusting. Now everyone is a goddess, and saliva doesn't matter anymore, hahaha~"
"Hmm~ Come quickly then~ I'm just waiting for you~"
Reimei took my bag like a good wife and walked into the living room with a clatter.
Although the second floor of the small building we live in has an island-style entrance and a wooden floor, our goddess never takes off her boots. The direct result of this is... there are small holes all over the wooden floor from our steps.
Moreover, a lot of paint was scratched off and it looked shabby. In theory, Sister Aiti, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, could not endure this kind of thing, but for some reason, she thought this house was "a shabby house with no symmetry at all."
"What?", so no one did anything like repairs. I thought that if I bring my girl back one day, I must clean it up, otherwise I will be embarrassed.
In the living room, the three sisters were already sitting around the coffee table. Although there was a sofa next to them, they took a cushion and knelt on the ground like the people of the island country. The coffee table and the surrounding floor were filled with various condiments and side dishes.
The only thing I didn’t see was the meat slices, the highlight of the hot pot. So what I ate today was a health-preserving hot pot? But hot pot can also be good for health? But judging from the medicinal value of chili peppers and other spices...well, health-preserving medicinal diet is not good.
Yes, although this thing can stimulate the intestines and stomach and cause vomiting and diarrhea.
"Boy, you still know how to come back!"
Sister Aini rolled her eyes at me, picked up a piece of something...and put it into the boiling red oil pan, rinsed it, and then stuffed it into Ling Mei's mouth.
"Oh my! Didn't I just stay outside for a day? Don't be like this, sister~"
"Hmph~!"
"So, do you want to eat vegetarian hot pot today? But I might not be able to stand such a spicy pot, hahaha~"
"It doesn't matter~ It doesn't matter whether Amy can eat it or not~"
Sister Aiti also cooked a piece of some unknown dish, and then ate it very gracefully one bite at a time.
"Uh... why? Didn't you prepare my portion?"
"My dear, what I had today was not a vegetarian hotpot~"
Lingmei stood up, ran to me with small steps, then held my shoulders and pushed me to the window side of the coffee table.
"Ah? But these are all vegetarian dishes?"
I checked the ingredients again with a confused look on my face, but I still couldn't find any animal protein.
"Because we are waiting for you~"
"Oh, oh, wait until I come back before serving? I'm so embarrassed, hahaha~ You guys should eat first~"
"Hmm (1) Well (2)~ It can't start without Amy~"
"Oh~ Am I so important? Hahaha~"
"Of course~because~~~Amy you~~~but today's main course~~~"
Lingmei suddenly opened the curtains, revealing an industrial-looking machine on the balcony. Wasn't that a wood chipper or something?
“Perfectly frozen!”
"Click~!"
As Reimei's emotionless voice sounded, I felt a chill all over my body. My whole body was frozen and I couldn't move! I quickly switched to the third-person perspective and found that I was actually frozen into an iceman! Now I was
She is a veritable iceberg beauty, her whole body is like a piece of frozen meat!
"Leimei! Reimei, calm down! You're not an idiot. Why are you freezing people when you have nothing to do? This is not fun at all!"
I yelled in panic in the channel in my head.
"It doesn't matter. You have an unlimited lifespan. It's appropriate to freeze it for a while."
With a fierce look on her face, Lingmei grabbed my thin neck and lifted me towards the balcony.
"Lingmei, can the machine adjust the slice size? I want to eat thicker ones!"
Sister Aini said to Lingmei calmly, as if she were discussing ordinary ingredients!
"Unfortunately, we can't. This is a wood chipper. It can only be roughly cut into pieces."
"Oh, that's fine, it just needs to be cooked for a while."
Sister Aini, don't wave your chopsticks like a normal person! Come and save me quickly! Do you really want to eat me?
"Hmm~ I heard that virgin meat is particularly tender~ Amy, isn't she also delicious?"
Sister Aiti! Please don’t hack me at this time! Please quickly change back to your true goddess sister mode!
"Then the boy is still a virgin~ The two portions of delicious food are added together to create a new delicious food!"
"Kala la la boom boom~~~~!"
Lingmei started the wood chipper, and the roaring sound of the gasoline engine sounded extremely terrifying to me at this time.
"Ling Mei, I was wrong, Ling Mei! I was really wrong! Didn't I just pick up the president and take him home? Don't be angry, Ling Mei! Don't treat me like this, I don't want to be treated in this way.
Eat it!"
"Oh? Then you want me to grow huge and swallow you in one bite?"
"No, Ling Mei! I know I was wrong! I really won't just pick up a girl and take it home! I will reject the president tomorrow! I will go tomorrow! Let me go, Ling Mei!"
"The agreement you made with Cherry is also an agreement. Anyone who doesn't abide by the agreement with the beautiful girl will die."
Ling Mei showed no mercy. She lifted me like a fish into a meat grinder and put me into a wood chipper.
"Ahhhhhhhhh~~~~~~!!!"
I watched my flawless legs with long boots disappear into the metal saw teeth, but I couldn't feel any pain... To be precise, as my body gradually disappeared, the feeling of that part also disappeared.
.But even though there was no physical pain, in the extreme fear, I still screamed heartbreakingly, and the scream was very sweet! There is no way, we are super idols! That voice, even if it is a scream, is
You can use it as an alternative ASMR!
It’s not that we have never died, we have died several times, but being stabbed to death and watching oneself being cut into pieces are completely different! It’s so strange! My blood spurted all over my face, you know!
After my head was crushed by sawtooths, my consciousness finally fell into darkness...
Ah... It turns out that Reimei also turns evil because of jealousy~ It seems that I really have to pay attention to my relationship with the girls~ Otherwise, I will die several times and I can't calm her anger~
"Have you learned your lesson, you brat? If you realize your mistake, then eat quickly! Next time, there will be even more bizarre punishments waiting for you!"
I felt a slap on the head in a familiar way. When I opened my eyes, I saw that I was sitting on my knees in front of the coffee table.
"I was really wrong, Lingmei! From now on, I will definitely, definitely pay attention to the relationship between men and women... and women! I will never pick up a girl and take her home as a sister if I see her cute!"
I hit the ground with my head on the ground and gave Reimei a seat like an islander, with my butt stuck out so high.
"No, you want to turn all the cute girls into our sisters."
"Why?"
I raised my head and looked at Ling Mei with a calm face in disbelief.
"But only in the literal sense of 'sisters', not in this consistent relationship between our goddesses."
"But why..."
"Because all beautiful girls are goddesses with broken wings, it is our unshirkable responsibility to turn them into sisters."
"...In that case, wouldn't it be impossible to fit it in our house?"
"So I want to talk about...the goddesses outside the establishment, that is, existences like Pachi and the others."
"But Pachi and the others..."
"They are the quota for this year."
"I understand! Thank you Reime-sama for your magnanimity in sparing the little one! Reime-sama will be immortal!"
"If you don't know how to speak, don't speak!"
"Ouch~!"
"Then, let's start eating. Amy, remember, we can't add any more people to the family this year."
Ling Mei said, pushing a plate of meat slices in front of me. Ugh~ What should I do if I suddenly want to be a vegetarian?
"I will remember it, I will definitely remember it! If I do it again, you will really eat me!"
"Already eating, you brat!"
"ah?!"
My eyes widened and I watched in horror as Sister Aini picked up a finger, rinsed it in the hot pot, and then threw it into her mouth.
"Eaa~~~~~~!!!"
"What a fart! Brat, what do your hands look like? Don't you have a B index in your mind? See for yourself, are they the same!"
Sister Aini angrily threw my hand on the table, then picked up a finger and placed it next to my hand for comparison... uh... it was indeed completely different~ My fingers were like peeling off that big... shallot root
The same, but the one Sister Aini pinched was fat and red, not the finger of a beautiful girl at all~~~~That’s not right! Then where did this finger come from!
"Finger sausage, one of the local specialty foods, is made of chicken and plant protein plus coloring and flavoring."
Reimei said expressionlessly, while also rubbing a "finger."
"Huh~~~ You guys scared me to death! I really thought you chopped me up to make hot pot!"
"Haha~ Amy is really easy to deceive~"
Sister Aiti returned to goddess mode and said with a smile... Wait, what is that in her mouth? A slender black metal rod with a red top, it looks familiar... Isn't that the heel of my boot on sale?
!As expected, I was still cut into pieces and eaten, ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
"I told you that you're a damn brat! That's just the handle of a spoon!"
Sister Aini gave me a slap on the head with her backhand.
"Yes~"
Sister Aiti pulled the metal rod out of her mouth. The other end of the thing was indeed a spoon.
"So the handle of Wei Mao's spoon will be exactly the same as the heel of my boot!"
"Ah~ Because this is the 'Amy-chan's Boot Heel' spoon~ I bought it at your Order peripheral store~"
"..."
"You brat, why don't you complain?"
"I'm just thinking, who the hell designed this kind of peripherals? I'm going to beat the shit out of her when I get back."
"Don't you think you're disgusting, you bastard? It's time to eat, you bastard!"