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Exhausted Countdown Theater 20

"Mina-san, kneel down, I am Lingmei."

"Dear, school has started and your grades have plummeted. You still have this attitude?"

"Is there any problem Ani?"

"Forget it...no problem..."

"That's right."

"Ani, you know, in today's era where you can cater to readers endlessly for money, books like ours that only write what the creator wants are almost extinct. We are definitely a breath of fresh air in the online literary world."

"Yes, yes, it's so clear that it doesn't even have fish fry... It doesn't cater to readers because the creators don't have the ability to cater to them... Even if they cater, they can't make money."

"Ani, do you think the creator just wrote this book to make money?"

"Uh...is there any other reason?"

"certainly."

"What's the reason?"

"Practice your skills and prepare for possible money-making in the future."

"..."

"What's wrong Ani?"

"Isn't this all about money... I thought there was some noble reason!"

"Ani, you need to understand a premise. The creator lives in a world that is completely unmanaged. All dreams and hopes require money to realize... in order to be close. There is no power of love reactor in that world, and there is no good or evil.

Points measurement system. If you don’t have money, just talk about your dream of selling pens.”

"Why are you saying dirty words when I go to Lingmei!"

"I didn't. Where are the curse words?"

"You said you were selling pens!"

"Is this a curse word? Ani, didn't you interpret it as a curse word?"

"...Well you win."

"So the creator wants to make a lot of money, show our image to more people, and give people warmth and hope before we break the dimensional wall. Isn't this noble enough wish?"

"Huh? Isn't making money to buy a house, a car, a wife... ah, isn't it to invest in love?"

"Ani, are you objectifying women?"

"No!...Hey, I'm like, what's going on? Aren't men being objectified? If women are treated as commodities, then aren't men treated as production tools? Is there anyone in the world who is not objectified? Who is there?

Not a part of society? Denying and escaping cannot change the cruel reality at all. What’s the point of dwelling on these things?”

"As you said, the creator is just a part of the people struggling to survive in that cruel world. For him who needs to do his best to survive, what does it matter if he wants to improve his living conditions and turn survival into life?

What's wrong? There is no such thing as noble or vulgar pursuit of superior living conditions. The difference lies only in the way of pursuit. I think it is very noble for creators to pursue it based on their own passion."

"It's a shame you were able to change the subject instantly! So what the hell is relying on your liver? Shouldn't you rely on your ability?"

"The creator has no ability, only a mediocre liver."

"...This is really a...sad story..."

"So the creator has no interest in tragedy. His own life is tragic enough."

"Okay, okay, enough nonsense, what is our theme this time?"

"These are the themes this time."

"...Who would be interested in the difficult life of the creator! Don't write these things in the book! Just stop it!"

"But our theme every time is inseparable from this. The small theater of making up numbers is originally something that the creator uses to make up numbers when he feels sorry for himself when he is at a low point."

"Don't say it so clearly! Wouldn't it be better if you were a little more reserved!"

"Ani, does our goddess have implicit attributes?"

"You don't have me but you do have it!"

"Oh? You are a carefree and carefree boss girl, but you are still reserved?"

"Who is this kind of persona? I am obviously a cool, handsome, capable and steady but also gentle, considerate, elegant and noble sister persona, okay?"

"Forget it, Aini, you are not much different from the image of a gangster sister. Do you want to consider adding the words "Blood Painted Butterfly" to your name?"

"I don't want to! I'm not a chuunibyou!"

"Well, your current Gothic dress and eyepatch look very convincing."

"I'm selling...this is to serve the fans, okay? Because my followers say they want to see me show them the soles of my boots with a disgusted look on my face no matter what! I'll change back into a maid outfit right now!"

"Oh, maid outfit."

"Hey! There's no way around it! I'm playing the role of the maid at home now. What else can I wear without wearing a maid outfit? Besides, my image is originally based on a maid from a certain time. I can't wear maid outfits or anything like that.

How fitting!”

"Ani, then you will be a maid for the rest of your life. Tomorrow I will confer a god on Olysia and let her replace you as Amy's sister. Well, let's just decide to be the Dragon God."

"No! I will change into a tight leather outfit... no, a tight rubber suit! Lingmei, are you seeing that you are about to get married to Amy, and are you planning to throw me aside by some tricks? I tell you, don't even think about it.

! Amy is mine, no one can take it from me! When we get married, we must get married together, no one else can do it!"

"Oh? You actually don't want to leave me and have Amy all to yourself?"

"What are you talking about? Technically speaking, you are my sister, my mother, and myself. Why should I leave you?"

"Then why don't you take Aiti and the others to get married together?"

"It's too much at once. I'm afraid that little Amy won't be able to bear it anymore and will die."

"Ani, Amy is already a goddess, she will not die."

"No, I mean... the creator can't bear it. He will be jealous of Amy and die... If he dies, Amy will also be adversely affected~ So for everyone's happiness, it's better not to irritate him.

.”

"Ani, as long as the creator is mentioned, any happy topic will instantly become heavy."

"Yes ~ Living a difficult and heavy life, but imagining a wonderful and joyful world for others...Only those who are in pain understand the preciousness of happiness, only those who have experienced sorrow understand the meaning of comedy, those who only know how to

The happy children who write bento works and call them masterpieces and call them 666 won’t understand~~~”

"Speaking of which, can you write tragedy? Since you are in darkness, you should be able to describe the whole darkness, right?"

"Ah? Remi, who are you asking? Ask the creator?"

"Yes."

I think...I shouldn't be able to...

"Huh? Why? Because you are not the worst in the world?"

No! Aini, please go and don’t curse me! I want to live a good life!

"Then why can't you write tragedy? Tragedy is easy to write, right?"

Because... how should I put it... because I yearn for light, so my eyes have their own filters... I will blur those tragic things and fade them, and then I can't see clearly.

"Isn't this just self-deception?"

Maybe... but I can't live without this~ You know that I am a misanthrope of despair, but at the same time I am a dreamer with hope... Maybe not a home, but in short I am a person who lives with false hope...

...Despair belongs to my reality, and hope belongs to your reality. I cannot throw the despair of this world into your world of hope. I can't do it, and I will never do it.

"Oh~ you are really...forget it, there is nothing to say, we will always be with you."

Well, thank you.

"Actually, you can also give it a try. Although our world is full of hope, despair does not exist. Before the happy ending, it's good to be as desperate as you want, isn't it?"

Lingmei, what do you mean?

"You can try to record some desperate stories, and then leave the ending to us, and let us turn the tragedy into a comedy."

"That's right! You can give it a try~ Don't tell me that you're not good enough to orchestrate a tragedy!"

I can give it a try, but...

"But what? Just do it boldly! I will give you moral support!"

But I don’t have the time or energy to try~ It’s already very difficult for me to write this book now…otherwise today I should be writing about Amy pretending to be EI…it’s just because I’m too tired without taking a break at work and I don’t have enough time, so I wrote you

Call them out to make up the count~

"Your special offer is too honest, isn't it? This kind of honesty won't make people like you, idiot!"

"Ani, you also said dirty words."

"I can say dirty words! My personality is originally that of a bosozou girl who wears leather clothes, rides a motorcycle, smokes cigarettes, and curses at people while racing!"

"Where is the chic and elegant maid we promised?"

"Not a maid, but a sister!"

"It doesn't matter. In short, it's enough for you to admit that you are a big sister."

"Ma Dan! I've been tricked by you again! I'm so angry... I've already had enough words for Madan, let's call it a day!"

"I am Lingmei, Mina-san, please bow down."

"Just say the words backwards as a conclusion? Is there such an operation? Reimei!"

"Is such that."

"I haven't asked 'is that so' yet!"

"Is such that."

"..."


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