After arriving at the amusement park at a speed six times the maximum speed limit in the city, I happily vomited out a rainbow. I couldn't help it. Although I have an invincible body, my little heart is still very fragile. Well, even though I don't have a heart at all now
This thing, but you know what I want to express.
"Adventure, discovery, amusement facilities~~" Knight Ji Saiyi stood in front of us and said in an emotionless tone.
"You and Sakura are really a couple...the voices are exactly the same as the original..." I looked at the Knight Princess dejectedly.
"Sey, you are mistaken. This should be the introductory slogan of Mengdu Surprise Amusement Park. The introductory slogan of this Megaton Park should be 'Entertainment, entertainment has never changed'." Reimei corrected Knight Ji.
"Is that so? This is my oversight." Knight Ji nodded.
What the hell is this name? Has anyone given an amusement park such a name?
"Didn't this place get hit by a crater last time? Ling Mei had an idea and came up with this name. Boy, let me tell you, the entire park was rebuilt in the crater last time. This name
It’s quite appropriate!” Sister Xiaosha explained to me while wagging her finger.
"Very good, this is very beautiful." Looking at the normal amusement park gate in front of me, I suddenly didn't want to go in.
"Then you have a good date, I'll go back to accompany Sakura." Knight Ji said to us.
Huh? Why don't you call me Sakura all of a sudden? There's no need for you to be here! Don't do the same job just because they sound the same and look similar!
"Because that person thought it was too troublesome to call Sakura, so he asked me to use a normal name." Knight Princess explained to me.
"Huh? Who is that? Wait, don't run away!" Before I could finish speaking, the Knight Lady had already disappeared. It was really inexplicable.
"Okay, kid, let's have a fun date at the amusement park as a family of three!" Sister Xiaosha took my left hand.
"Well, I must have fun today!" Reimei switched to soft girl mode and took my right hand.
"Hey! Don't make me look like your child! I'm your mother!" I waved my hands hard, but I couldn't get rid of them.
"I actually admitted it!" "I admitted it!" The two of them looked at me in surprise.
"Damn it, it's not because you did something weird again!"
The only gate of this amusement park is really built on flat ground. When you enter the gate, you can see the sinkhole in front of you - it was made by Sister Xiaosha and I hitting the ground at sub-light speed. Even the ground is made of unknown materials.
I couldn't withstand this kind of attack, but I was unscathed. I really deserve to be the body of a god!
The curved surface of the sinkhole has maintained its original appearance, but the bottom has been renovated, and the main body of the amusement park is built there. If you want to enter the amusement park, you must take a dedicated lift passage. There are also ordinary stairs next to the passage.
However, no one is so stupid as to climb up and down several kilometers of stairs! Huh? Really? They seem to be a group of hiking enthusiasts? This is the first time I have seen people hiking in an amusement park!
If you ignore those abnormal things, this amusement park is still very normal. It is full of the laughter of naughty children and the chirping of lovers - more than 70% of them are girls X girls.
It turns out that these are all low-level goddesses with nothing to do! Go save the world when you have nothing to do, why do you want to meet up!
"Amy, no, they are both a couple composed of humans and goddesses." Lingmei tilted her head and said.
"Ah? Most of the people here are men, how can there be so many girls? And they look like this, you tell me they are human beings? Wait... Could it be said that they are!..."
"That's right, that's it hehehe." Sister Xiaosha laughed evilly at the side.
"I'm going, what have you done!" I looked horrified.
"We haven't done anything. It's just that if we stay here for a long time, whether it's orientation or expectations for ourselves, everything will turn into a beautiful girl~" Reimei showed a mysterious smile.
"You haven't done anything yet! A group of normal old men have all willingly turned into cute girls! It's only been a few months, how long has it been!"
"We have indeed done nothing, boy. Do you understand the social environment and atmosphere? Do you understand the collective subconscious? Do humans have laws that stipulate that men must be men and women must be effeminate? But most people think so, don't they?"
"This...but this is different! They don't feel like I did that they were born by mistake, so how could they be willing to change into girls so quickly?"
"Well, boy, you really have the courage to reveal your dark history... Well, there is no reason for them to be unwilling."
"Huh? Why is there no reason?"
"Because everyone desires perfection, and beautiful girls are the most perfect creatures in the world. Faced with such an opportunity, most people will not refuse it." Lingmei explained at the side.
"It's not that imperfection is the real perfection..."
"That's a lie made by mortals who deceive themselves and others." Reimei interrupted me without hesitation.
"Then they are also the bodies of gods?"
"That's not true. They will die naturally, they just live longer."
"Huh, I was shocked. I thought they were all assimilated. Wait, my gay friends won't..."
"He didn't. He thinks it's good to stay true to himself for the time being."
"I said, if you do this, humans will disappear sooner or later, right? Everyone wants a goddess, and the goddess's child will still be a goddess. In the end, won't the human race cease to exist?" I said worriedly.
"No, only the residents here can be with the goddess, and it will not affect the main body of human beings. And when humans get on the right track and become more beautiful, we will evacuate." Ling Mei explained to me.
"Well, you all can see the future, so I won't worry about it."
"Then let's start a serious date quickly. What should we play first? How about the orbital airborne!" Sister Xiaosha said to us excitedly.
"Then what the hell is this!"
"Is it an entertainment facility that launches people directly from here to the orbit and then falls down?"
"You call this entertainment facilities! Isn't this just the parachute-less airborne landing when I first came here? We agreed to only provide normal entertainment facilities!" I yelled while beating the two of them hard.
"Amy, what's wrong with this? All the technical materials in the facility are of normal mortal level, so there's no problem."
"Are you sure that ordinary humans who have played in such a facility can survive?"
"Tourists don't need to survive? Every facility has its own resurrection module, and their death memories will be automatically cleared when they come out." Ling Mei looked at me with an innocent face.
"..."
"What's wrong? Why don't you speak?"
"Are there any entertainment facilities here that won't kill anyone?"
"Yes, no one can die in the facilities for children. Besides, the only people who will die in these facilities are ordinary human beings who have not been transformed. Human beings who can settle here are completely stress-free."
"That is to say, ordinary people who travel here from the ground will definitely die if they play, right?" I asked expressionlessly.
"Yes, but if you don't remember that you died, isn't it the same as not dying?"
"Ling Mei, what do you think about renaming this place Death Paradise?"
"Huh? Amy, are you okay? This is an amusement park, a place where children can gain happiness, families can feel warmth, and young people can experience excitement. How could you call it such a terrible name?" Ling Meiyong
He looked at me like I was mentally retarded.
"Sister, you are so considerate, you know what I am thinking about right now." I looked at Sister Xiaosha helplessly.
"Well, calm down, you will get used to it if you stay with us for a long time. Come on, touch me." Sister Xiaosha hugged me in her arms and gently stroked my long hair.
"Ah! Why did Aini suddenly gain favorability? What a shame!" Lingmei pointed at us angrily.
"Ling Mei, I think your favorability level is getting higher and higher in the negative range." Sister Xiaosha looked at Ling Mei with a pained expression.
"No, no, Amy, why don't you come and bury my breasts!"
"Because I want to be normal."
"Ha? What's wrong with me? I'm super normal today, okay!"
"Well, abnormality that goes beyond the acceptable limits of normal people is called supernormal for short."
"Aini, do you also think I'm abnormal?" Ling Mei looked at Sister Xiaosha with frightened eyes.
"No, it's fine for me, but for Amy, it's really scary."
Sister Aini, you are my biological sister. It turns out that you are the most normal one among these psychopaths!