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stupid alien

This is an unprecedentedly big business, and the returns from this business can no longer be described as high. Money counted in hundreds of millions; the most advanced weapons provided free of charge; legal identities from various countries that can be obtained at any time; and the ability to travel anywhere

The privilege to engage in extreme behavior…

Although the organization has been working for governments of various countries, their operations still have to be hidden. If they are discovered, they will be wanted by the military and police of various countries. But this time it is completely different. They have the full support of the committee, and governments of all countries will target them.

Turn a blind eye to their actions. No matter what they do, someone will come to collect their stalls, as long as the existence of the committee is not disclosed. As for confidentiality, isn’t it fundamental to the survival of the organization? It simply cannot be done anymore

Simple things. A professional tool like Harry was only told the mission goal, and specifically emphasized that this mission was related to the future of mankind, and other things were not mentioned at all.

"The organization that has always done dirty work is saving the future of all mankind this time. How ironic." Harry looked at the hiking bag at his feet and sneered.

The big mountaineering bag is filled with all kinds of deadly weapons - small rockets, folding sniper rifles, high explosives, micro pistols, hidden poisons... everything.

At first, the committee and the organization were still worried about how to bring these things in, but soon they discovered that all these worries were unnecessary. This city founded by aliens did not have any form of security inspection.

The only thing you need to go through is the human airport security check.

So, Harry brought in this pile of dangerous items easily, as did his colleagues. Because the aliens turned a blind eye to his strange big bag, he dared to walk around with it on the street.

This is already Harry's fifth day in this city. Even though he has experienced all kinds of storms and waves, he still doesn't understand anything like a mountain boy who just entered the city. But after all, it is a professional tool, and he quickly adapts to it.

Got here.

When he first came to this city, the aliens classified visitors, and Harry was classified as a tourist - this was something humans only learned about later. As a professional tool, Harry naturally failed to pass that mysterious test. But for him

, it’s really great to be able to blend in with the crowd. You know, people who have obtained the qualification to settle are monitored by aliens around the clock, just like a country that deceives itself. Fortunately, all his colleagues have failed the test.

, this task can be carried out smoothly.

But what exactly that mysterious test was and when it was conducted was completely unknown to humans. Why did all the tools fail? Is this an alien conspiracy? Have they already noticed it? Thinking of this, Harry felt

Feeling a little uneasy, I took out a cigarette from my pocket.

"Sir, smoking is prohibited in the amusement park. Can you please put it away?" A sweet voice sounded in front of him. Harry raised his head and found an alien wearing amusement park overalls, reminding him with a smile.

"Oh, okay, I'll put it away right now!" Harry was a little panicked and hurriedly stuffed the cigarette into his pocket.

"Thank you for your cooperation, and I wish you a happy time!" The alien in front of him nodded, turned and left.

Even an emotionally indifferent tool like Harry would feel panicked when facing this group of aliens with beauty that is unmatched by humans. Perhaps it is not because of their beauty, but some kind of mental control they release?

"There are still ten days..." Harry murmured to himself.

The travel time given by the aliens to those who failed to pass is fifteen days. The first three days are organized sightseeing activities, and the remaining time is left to the tourists to make their own arrangements. After ten days, Harry will have to be sent back to human society, so he

The task must be completed within this time.

"After finishing this job, go back to your hometown and find a woman to get married." Harry thought to himself, but suddenly laughed at himself: "I probably won't be able to go back alive this time..."

Harry turned his attention to the police box not far away, where two alien policemen stood. They were dressed sexyly, more like COS clothes or sexy costumes than uniforms. On their white thighs, there were straps

Models of human weapons - yes, an expert like Harry could tell at a glance that those guns were just plastic toys. I really don't know what these aliens thought.

Since the influx of humans, they have added the role of police in the city. But as you can see, those so-called police are just COSERs with toys.

But Harry didn't dare to underestimate the two policemen, even if they were grabbing a bag of potato chips. Some time ago, most people in the world, including Harry, witnessed the scene of an alien catching a rocket with his face.

They appear to be frail, but in fact they possess terrifying personal strength, almost comparable to the gods and demons in myths and legends.

However, as humans come into contact with them more and more frequently, everyone discovers that not all of them seem to be so powerful. They will fall down when walking, and their skin will bleed when they fall; although they can bend light poles,

They will also hold their swollen foreheads and cry out in pain; although they are very responsive, they will cut their fingers when cutting vegetables, and then run around the house with their bleeding fingers. After analysis by experts, the one who can catch rockets with his face

The bullet aliens should have activated some kind of defensive equipment, which they would not normally use.

Therefore, there was a plan to destroy it from within. Send a large number of special operations team members to sneak into the city to find out the specific information of the aliens, and at the same time assassinate possible important targets, thereby disintegrating the opponent, and finally driving them away without a leader.

Out of the earth.

As for why they are not worried about the other party retaliating with Star Destroyer Cannons, experts have also explained: They seem to be a very rigid and naive race. They must be moral in all their actions and insist on self-righteous justice. Professional tools are all

Since Mr. Smith cannot find out any details, all countries can blame the terrorist extremist organizations. Without evidence, those aliens have no reason to retaliate against all mankind.

Another reason is the real reason why the leaders are determined to implement this plan. After all, the previous one is just a hypothesis. If the other party is angered, it is possible to ignore their own creed. But this reason is

It is confirmed by conclusive evidence.

Most of the aliens are stupid and only know how to eat, drink and have fun. Their society is managed by a small number of leaders and maintained through high-tech automated facilities. According to reliable intelligence, all their affairs are managed by people called "

It is handled by the management committee of the "Nine Goddesses". Whether it is the attitude towards humans, city planning, or even the color of a trash can, everything is decided by this committee. Other aliens will only follow the leader's instructions.

They never seem to decide anything when it comes to ordering and executing work, as well as eating, drinking and having fun.

Experts believe that highly developed technology has degenerated most of their members. In a society where there is no need to worry about food and clothing, labor is no longer necessary, and they only need to enjoy life to the fullest. But it is this

Comfort turned them into waste-like existences, and eventually evolved into this kind of bee or ant-like social structure - only the top leader knows how to think, and the other members are all brainless machines. However, they are all

A pleasure machine with no practical use.

If they can successfully get rid of their leader, their social structure will collapse in an instant. The stupid aliens who have lost their "brains" can only be driven away by humans in the end. If you are optimistic, it is not impossible to be ruled by humans.

They may have strong shields and terrible weapons, but they have no brains. No matter how strong the shell of your spaceship is, you cannot withstand attacks from the inside, and what humans are best at is playing dirty tricks. These guys are full of morals

Justice, the fool who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun but wants to rule mankind, it's time to see the wisdom of mankind.

Smart humans will eventually defeat stupid alien invaders.


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