"Hey~ let's talk about the opening remarks, Reimei, what are you waiting for?"
"Let's avoid such formalities, Aini. Anyway, this time the creator pulled us out to save the situation because he couldn't write anything, right?"
"That's right~ but this time the situation is even more serious!"
"What a serious method."
"The creator suffered a depression, and his connection with our world was almost broken."
"Oh? Does he also have a fashionable disease like depression?"
"Of course not! Depression is a very serious disease, and you don't get it easily! But I think he is about the same... Well, I haven't been to the hospital for a checkup so I can't say yet, but judging from the results, he is indeed depressed.
La~ You see, he spent a whole day’s salary on buying delicious food and didn’t feel happy after eating it, and he didn’t hold back a single word for several hours.”
"Ani, this is not depression. This is a normal reaction of a girl who has no money, no status, and no beauty. Because the creator is too poor with money, so spending a 'huge sum' of money on food will of course make her feel distressed and unable to be happy."
"No! The creator has been like this recently! Do you know what is the most typical manifestation of depression? It is the loss of interest! Simply put, it means that suddenly you are no longer interested in the things you were interested in before! This behavior of the creator is very
Is it obvious? He’s not even interested in having sex with us anymore!”
"Well, it seems that he is indeed having a depressive episode, so he is going to a mental hospital. In this book, do we want the eunuch to spoil him?"
"No! I have said that the creator has not yet reached the level of depression! Depression is a troublesome disease between mental illness and mental illness. This disease can cause brain lesions and needs to be treated with medication.
!”
"So what's wrong with him? Why is he suddenly depressed again? No, is there ever a day when he isn't depressed?"
"Because it's October! October is the saddest month of the year for creators!"
"Oh, I know. It started to snow in October, which means it's the season of white photo albums again. I send you a love that never lasts. Lonely なふりをしてるの?..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Although you sing beautifully, now is not the time to sing! Why did you suddenly turn pale!"
"Isn't this the reason why the creator is depressed? October is the month when his first relationship exploded."
"The thing about creators is completely different from that of Bai Xue! Don't just talk about love without thinking! Even if you want to sing, you should sing 'I'm sorry, I am a girl living in the second dimension', right?"
"Okay. Hatsumi Takata will come out to the meeting..."
"Stop singing! No one can hear you singing here!"
"Whoever says no one, our most important person, the Creator, can hear."
"Oh, I'm talking about readers, readers! And don't let Amy hear what you said!"
"It doesn't matter, Amy is the creator, there is no difference."
I'm not, I don't have one billionth of her happiness.
"Look, look! The creator is even more depressed when you say this! In short, October is a very difficult month for the creator. Please forgive me for not being able to update the article in time!"
"I don't think anyone will understand because we have no living readers."
"You're mourning again!"
"So how did the creator's first love explode on the spot?"
"You shouldn't talk about this kind of thing in this place! You see, the creator has a dead look on his face!"
"Then where should I say this?"
"Of course it's the creator's new book "Phantom of the Color" (tentative)! It's adapted from the creator's real experience, and then adds a science fiction, fantasy, and nonsense magical setting. The writing is as bad as ever, and the imagination is as wide-open as ever.
It’s a dead-end fantasy as always. Readers who like this book type should not miss it if they pass by!”
"Sounds good, so where can I find this book?"
"Oh, I haven't written it yet. The creator was defeated by work, and the book is almost empty now. How can I still have time and energy to write a new book?"
"...Then you say 'beep~~~~'."
"Remi! You can't say dirty words! You have to pay attention to your image! You are a goddess among goddesses!"
"I didn't say bad words, I just said what the readers are thinking."
"Shit! You said dirty words and you still don't admit it!"
"Well, then I will remove 'beep~~~~' from the swear words now and define it as a daily expression."
"Are you abusing your authority if you can't make sense? Are you a devil?"
"I am a goddess, but as long as I want to, there is no problem in becoming a devil. The name is just a tool used to refer to it, and it has no fixed meaning. Just like otaku, the group that this word refers to is always changing.
, or depending on the user, it refers to different groups. If you like, we have no problem calling ourselves potatoes. I can define potatoes as having beautiful appearance, extraordinary temperament and..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Lingmei, when will you change your habit of preaching when you don't agree with me?"
"How is it possible to change it? This is one of the core traits of our goddess. You also have this problem."
"That's right~ In a sense, we are born to be teachers..."
"We are teachers of mortals. We teach mortal children how to thrive and provide humanitarian care to children who are trying to grow crooked."
"But the most amazing thing is that our teachers learned all the knowledge from the naughty children..."
"It doesn't matter. The disciple does not have to be inferior to the teacher, and the teacher does not have to be better than the disciple. There is a priority in learning the Tao, and there is a specialization in the art, that's all. We don't have our own civilization, but we have the ability to see the future and find the right path. And this ability
, exactly what short-sighted mortals lack.”
"Are you short-sighted...Lingmei, what do you think...what is the meaning of mortal life?"
"It's a beautiful girl."
"What the hell? You answered this ultimate question without hesitation? Wait, what kind of bullshit answer is a beautiful girl?"
"Ani, as a goddess, you have to pay attention to your words."
"You actually have the nerve to talk about me! Everything you just said needs to be silenced, you bastard!"
"I just said the onomatopoeia 'beep', but you actually said the word 'shit'. It's clear to the reader who is swearing."
"You... you are cruel! So what is the beautiful girl's answer?"
"Ani, what are we?"
"Ah? Goddess?"
"I mean our form of existence."
"Beautiful girl?"
"Yes, we are beautiful girls. This is the first thing we determined after awakening our will."
"so what?"
"What is our essence."
"Uh... repeater?"
"That's the nature of being human."
"Uh... a fun-loving universal angel?"
"...Ani, I think it's time to produce a batch of Aini dolls that look exactly like you to give back to the fans."
"Oh, I'm kidding! Our essence...should be fragmentation, right? I mean, the fragmentation that includes all the worlds."
"Yes, in layman's terms it is the so-called 'total world'. This is our essence."
"Then...what then?"
"Clearness includes everything in the world, everything that exists or does not exist, all entities and phantoms, all images and abstractions, all concepts and laws, all questions and answers. There is no problem with this, right?"
"no problem."
"Then the meaning of life also exists in it, right?"
"right."
"Then the question is simple. The answer to the meaning of life is in Lingxiao. We are Lingxiao, we are the answer, and we are beautiful girls, so beautiful girls are the ultimate answer to all questions, which contains the meaning of life.
"
"Huh? Wait a minute! What kind of inference is this? Are you trying to change the concept? How can you argue like this?"
"Ani, what I said is the truth, and the truth does not need to be proved."
"Huh? To put it bluntly, the so-called truth is just the setting of the world. This kind of thing can be changed at any time, okay?"
"Then it's okay if we don't change it. I've said that beautiful girls are the ultimate answer to all questions, so the ultimate answer to all questions is beautiful girls. That's how I've set it now."
"...If you can't say it, I'm going to cheat, right? Are we talking about logic?"
"Goddess doesn't need logic, we set logic."
"...Okay, I give full marks to this EI for pretending!"
"Speaking of Aini, today's Jushu Theater doesn't seem to have enough negative energy. Didn't it mean that the creator was suffering from depression? Why didn't he complain like crazy to us?"
"Huh? It seems so? In theory, you should cry to us and complain about how miserable you are, right? Why not? Hey, why don't you complain? Aren't you very depressed?"
Because... I feel less depressed when I see you bickering~~~~Although I don’t have a lover, I still have you, right?
"...Ling Mei, I cried, how about you?"
"Why are you crying? We should laugh and show him."