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"Amy-chan~! Today's lunch is braised tuna! It's whole! Buy it for me!"

"What else do you know besides eating?"

"Eat in different ways!"

"Forget it, you are just a shit-making machine anyway, so I bought it for you."

"It's so rude, Amy-chan! How can you say such a thing to a beautiful girl! My ability to digest food is so good that I don't have much excrement at all!"

"Oh, that's really something to be proud of. Forget it, which tuna do you want?"

"This is it!"

"..."

"Hey? Amy-chan, why didn't you respond?"

"Cherry."

"Sister...what's wrong with classmate Amy?"

"Is there something wrong with the school cafeteria? Why do they make this kind of thing? A whole 50 kilogram braised fish? Is this meant to be fed to dinosaurs?"

"Uh... Actually, this kind of thing isn't that weird... Some students in the physical enhancement class eat about the same amount as Yuehua, so this extra-large portion of food is just for them."

"Then do these students receive more subsidies than ordinary students?"

"Not necessarily, it still depends on which class you are in. Physical enhancement is one of the most common superpowers, so the competition for this type of students is fierce. If you are not in a class B or above, you can basically only persist for one school year.

Dropped out of school, after all, their expenses are much higher than those of ordinary students."

"Then will they starve to death after dropping out of school?"

"That's not true~ As long as they don't use their abilities, their consumption is similar to that of ordinary people. They eat a lot to replenish the super energy they consume~ Super energy is not generated out of thin air. Even if it seems unscientific, it still follows the conservation of energy.

Law... So Amy, you are special. You eat the same amount as an ordinary girl, but your strength is terrifying~"

"My body is equivalent to an antimatter engine, and the conversion efficiency is relatively high."

"Is that so? It feels very valuable for research, hehehe~"

"Amy-chan Amy-chan! Then what kind of engine is my body?"

"You are a black hole engine, you can only get in but not get out."

"That's too much, Amy-chan! I think back when I wasn't injured, that would have been..."

"Okay Yuehua, stop making trouble and order your food quickly. The others are still waiting."

"Oh~ President, what are you eating?"

"Just like classmate Amy."

When I came to the food counter, I immediately saw the braised tuna, which was on a bathtub-like plate and was as tall as a person. To be honest, this kind of dish that makes people unable to complain really refreshed my three views. I always thought

Only a psychotic being like a goddess would make weird things like charcoal-grilled dinosaurs. I didn’t expect that in this relatively normal world, there are similar things, and people around me don’t care, as if it’s normal.

Just like a casual meal.

"Hey~! Amy-chan~ We have to find a bigger table, otherwise we won't be able to fit this~!"

Yuehua raised the huge metal baking pan with a handle above her head and followed us swaying.

"Yuehua, can you do it? Why are you dangling here and there~"

Lilia, who was at a disadvantage in terms of height, asked worriedly. After saying this, she quickly walked a few steps to avoid the projection range of the plate.

"No problem, don't talk to me! I'm afraid the soup will spill!"

Yuehua yelled nervously.

"Hahaha~ Actually, you don't need to pay attention to this deliberately~ Just walk slowly and you won't spill it~ The Almighty God said that the more you care about something, the easier it is to make mistakes due to nervousness, so keep a calm mind.

If you do it, you will be more likely to succeed~"

"Prillola, stop talking sarcastically! If you have time to talk nonsense, you might as well take a picture of the Serenity Holy Light for me! It spilled out! It's all your fault!"

"Bring it to me."

"Hey? Amy-chan, what are you doing?"

"Give me."

I lowered the large baking pan from the top of Yuehua's head, then held it up gracefully with one hand and walked. No matter how twisted I walked, my hand remained relatively still as if it was equipped with a Steadicam, and the soup in the baking pan

It was also motionless.

"Wow~~~~ Amy-chan, you are too strong, aren't you? You are truly a super lady, you actually have such skills!"

Yuehua's eyes were so wide open that she couldn't understand how I did it. In fact, this had nothing to do with being a eldest lady or anything else. It was purely based on my body's abnormal coordination ability. I did it during previous performances.

There was a show where everyone used their fingertips to push each other's boot heels into a stack of Arhats. Because I couldn't do it well, Sister Aiti deliberately put me on top and threw me down dozens of times. I was finally forced to master this procedure that could kill me.

The player’s multiple inverted pendulum balancing skills.

"Of course, there is no technical content in such a simple thing."

My brain really can't complete such complex operations. Everything is done for me by the built-in system. But before I was forced to practice, I couldn't do it even with the system, otherwise I wouldn't have failed so many times. I think

Maybe Sister Aiti implanted this program in me, but it only worked perfectly after many debuggings. Theoretically, she could have set me up with this skill. Maybe she did this to avoid letting me get used to it.

Get something for nothing~

"Oh oh oh! Can the president do the same? You are also a super lady!"

Yuehua looked at Cherry with shining eyes.

"Don't... don't make such a joke, Yue Hua! How could I do such a thing! That's sister... Amy's unique skill. It has nothing to do with the eldest lady or anything like that. We don't teach these at home!"

Cherry yelled in a low voice anxiously and angrily. As she spoke, she looked around to see if she had attracted attention. This girl has really worked hard to maintain her image in public. Not only did she not dare to call me sister, but she also had to act like a slut at all times.

Cold yet polite.

"Amy, this way, this way~!"

Beside a large round table, Meng Xilu was waving to us with a smile. It seemed that she already knew what Yuehua was going to eat today, so she and the male lead specially occupied the largest dining table for us instead of going to the single room upstairs.

Occupying a seat. Since she reconciled with me, she started to eat with us, but maybe it was to keep an eye on the male protagonist. Who knows what girls are thinking? But no matter what, at least she doesn't feel excluded by us now.

Okay, this is a good start.

"Classmate Yuehua, can you really eat such a big fish?"

The male protagonist asked, staring at the plate in my hand with a horrified expression.

"It's obviously Amy-chan who is serving it, why did you think it was me who wanted to eat it as soon as it came up?"

Yue Hua pointed at the male protagonist with her hands on her hips and asked angrily.

"Because you are the only one among us who has such an appetite~ Taihui-kun's inference is very reasonable~"

Meng Xilu showed her signature calm smile to protect her wife...to protect justice.

"Ugh~! I can't refute it! Forget it, if I don't have the same experience as you, I'll eat it!"

Yuehua jumped next to me and began to destroy the big fish on the plate in a monster-like way. Everyone was horrified to see it, but no one dared to say anything.

"Stop looking, please sit down and eat. And Yuehua, please slow down, or I will stuff the whole fish into your mouth."

Of course, this no one does not include me.

"Amy-chan, are you going to kill me! Even I can't swallow it! I'm not a shark!"

"Then eat slowly, otherwise you will lose your teeth like a shark."

"Wow~! I know!"

Yuehua shrank her neck in fear, then picked up the tableware and started eating in the normal way. Yes, she just tore it with her hands, and now her white hands were still covered with soup.

"Sister, I'm actually torn on whether or not to come and have dinner with you today... the people in the student union are pointing fingers behind my back, and I'm worried that my dignity will be damaged~"

Cherry kept her cool face and spoke in a small voice that only I could hear.

"Don't worry, there is no one bigger than my family in this school. Will you lose face by being with me?"

"Yes, but Yuehua is like..."

"It doesn't matter, the people at our table are destined to be famous in the future."

"Why?"

"In the Academy Festival, my team must be the final winner."

"Oh~ So that's what you meant, sister~"

"Being with the strongest team in the academy will not damage your majesty."

"But that's also a matter of the future~ As far as the present is concerned..."

"Cherry, look, they are all students in Class S."

I raised my chin and directed Cherry's gaze to a table not far away, where there were a few familiar faces surrounded by a group of unfamiliar faces, talking about something.

"Huh? I remember that the students in Class S were too embarrassed to come to the cafeteria to eat?"

Cherry opened her eyes wide.

"That was before, but now they can brag about our deeds in front of students in other classes. Things like confidence and reputation sometimes do not come from one's own strength, and the strength of teammates has the same effect. Because I am in the class

They stole the show in the duel, so now they can stand tall in front of other classes, this is the so-called collective sense of honor."

"Uh...sister, don't you think so...what we all get together is called collective honor."

"Theoretically, that's true, but it's also very common for someone to pretend to be a bully. He's obviously just a keyboard warrior who has made no contribution to society, but he feels proud of the results of other people's efforts all day long."

"That's right..."

"So don't worry, I will turn this person at the table into the most dazzling person in the academy, and I will never embarrass you."

I looked directly into Cherry's eyes and gave her a cold and trusting look.

"Well, I believe sister."

Cherry nodded, her eyes full of trust.

"Uh-huh~~~~~Cough cough cough!!! Fish bone! The fish bone is stuck!!! Amy-chan save me cough cough cough!!!"

Yuehua on the side suddenly pinched her neck and screamed nonsense, and even started coughing violently while her face turned red.

"..."X2

"Cherry, do you want to consider changing your image, such as a humorous president or something like that?"

"Absolutely not. Isn't humor just nonsense? I don't want my admirers to be disillusioned."

"What about Yuehua, a comedian?"

"Just find an opportunity to kill him."

"Ahem, Amy, please save me! Stop talking nonsense, cough, cough, cough, cough!!!!"

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