On the bustling commercial street, two goddesses with extraordinary temperament and appearance were buying snacks on the roadside just like ordinary girls. For some reason, no one looked at them twice, as if they were ordinary girls who could be seen everywhere.
Even the uncle who usually buys one marshmallow and gets one free for pretty girls has no desire to give it away today.
"Give."
"oh."
The girl in Gothic attire, who was taller than most men, bought marshmallows and returned to her equally tall companion in knight attire. She handed the marshmallow in her hand to him, but he didn't seem to be very interested.
There was no expression on his face and his voice was cold.
"No... I asked you, can you be a little happier? Haven't you already gotten rid of your confusion? Why are you still depressed?"
"I have facial paralysis, so it's normal to feel neither happy nor sad."
"My face is so paralyzed! With your rich expressions, who dares to compare with you?"
"Ani, dating you is so boring."
Lingmei rolled the marshmallow into small balls in her hands and threw it into her mouth.
"Huh? Boring? What did I do wrong?"
Ani crossed her arms and looked indignant.
"Since just now, you have been taking me to eat snacks from across the street to this end. Do you think that dating is just about taking girls out to look for food?"
"Isn't it? I have compiled data on the earth. This kind of behavior called dating basically only has three categories: eating, shopping and sleeping. Let's not mention the last one, which may not be done. The first two
Haven’t I already done the planting?”
"So, you just keep buying me the cheapest food to eat, even just one portion for two people to share?"
"What's wrong? Anyway, it's just an experience, okay? And didn't I buy you a gift?"
"You mean this?"
Lingmei pointed to the black bow headband that tied her long hair into a ponytail, which Aini had just bought for herself at the 10-yen store.
"What's wrong? Isn't it pretty? Don't you usually wear a bow in your hair?"
"Ani, you know, if you date an ordinary girl like this, it will never last more than half an hour."
"Why would I date an ordinary girl?"
"If you were a man, you would get a lot of bad comments."
"How could I be a man? What nonsense are you talking about, Reimei?"
"Ani, don't you feel that dating you is like dating a loser? Everything reveals the feeling of poverty and stinginess."
"ha?"
"Ani, do you know what the essence of dating is? It's not about doing boring things with people you like, but doing interesting things to make people who don't like you like them. Obviously, spending a lot of money is the easiest way.
And interesting things.”
"Wait a minute! Are you mistaken, Lingmei? The purpose of dating is to do something with the person you like, right? How come you said it's for the purpose of defrauding money?"
"According to my observations, the main purpose of human dating is to spend money. Generally speaking, the party with superior conditions has the active choice, while the passive party has to pay for the other party's choice. The favorability of the active party will increase with the
The favorability of the passive party increases with the amount of money spent, and the favorability of the passive party depends on the proportion of the money spent in its own property. The lower the proportion, the faster the favorability will increase, and the higher the proportion, the slower the favorability will increase, and may even
There will be a decline. If the passive party is unwilling to pay enough money, then the active party’s favorability will drop as fast as an avalanche, so that the date will be forcibly ended.”
"You mean I'm so stingy that I can't pick up girls?"
"Is not it?"
"What a joke! Do I still need to spend money to flirt with girls? No, do I still need to take the initiative to flirt with girls? I just need to put on men's clothes and go there, and straight girls and rotten girls will all be like flies... evil dogs
...You see your idol surrounded by fat nerds, okay? Reimei, there’s something abnormal about you~ Why are you so entangled in such boring things???”
"Because I think Amy might prefer ordinary girls, so I have to imitate the behavior of ordinary girls."
"Nonsense! Amy doesn't like it! That guy likes organized people. How could he like an ordinary girl who reacts randomly? If that guy is really willing to face that kind of chaotic existence, she can't possibly become
You’re such a nerd~ Lingmei, stop thinking so wildly and just be yourself!”
"So, this is the reason why you are reluctant to spend money on me?"
"Huh? You can just conjure up whatever you want. Why do you have to spend money?"
"Because we are dating, dating costs money. This is a matter of principle."
"Oh shit! Lingmei, do you know how to date? The purpose of dating is to be with the person you like, to be together!"
"Oh? Then you understand again? You are the one who doesn't understand the world, right? When Amy went to attend the class reunion, I expected you to give her a good face~ What happened? You went to preach to her classmates, I
It feels embarrassing to look at you here. If it weren’t for our goddess status, you would definitely be scolded behind your back.”
"Huh? If they want to scold them, just scold them~ I don't care~! On the contrary, Ling Mei, your understanding of human behavior is getting more and more distorted! Mortals spend money on dates to show off their financial resources. The real purpose is to
Strengthen your competitiveness to attract the other party. There is no such need between us, so why waste money on such meaningless things?"
"We don't need money, so what's wrong with spending it?"
"It is precisely because our money comes from nothing that we cannot spend so much money to destroy the world's economy!"
"Then why did you give Amy so much money and let her spend it as she pleased?"
"Because!... Because that kid has this need! She has to deal directly with ordinary people. How can she be a young lady without money? This is a necessary activity fund!"
"I don't care, I still want to spend money lavishly. Ani, take me there to buy things."
Lingmei raised her hand and pointed at the luxuriously decorated luxury store across the street.
"I think you are really stupid! What's the point of those crappy things that humans use to show off their superiority? If you really want to spend money, I'll take you to buy arms. Nothing costs more money than arms!"
"Aini, how on earth do you, a straight guy like you, attract girls? Do you have no concept of romance at all?"
Reime tilted her head and asked expressionlessly.
"Why can't I be romantic? Isn't it romantic to fall from the sky to save Amy from the swarm of insects? You have more and more misunderstandings, Lingmei. Do you think spending money on useless things is called romance?"
"Isn't it? Women on earth think that it is the most romantic thing for a man to propose to her with carbon dioxide bought with huge sums of money. It would not be romantic at all if the carbon dioxide were replaced by plastic products bought at a 10-yuan store. The same thing
If things can get completely different results just by changing one factor, it means that this factor is the decisive factor. There is no problem with my judgment, Aini, romance means spending money on meaningless things for the other person."
"...Tell me, Ling Mei, what weird things have you seen recently? You used to take Amy on a bike ride in the rain of petals, so how come you, who are so romantic, have become so kitsch?"
Aini covered her face and asked in a tone of pain.
"Because Amy ignores me and is bored at home, so I have been reading urban romance novels recently..."
"Okay, I get it. I was right when I forced you to come out today. If you continue like this, I'm afraid you will become a mixed person, a vulgar person, and a person addicted to vulgar taste! Let's go, let's go,
Since you think shopping with me is boring, let's go to the weapons exhibition being held in the city over the sea. It will be absolutely interesting! I originally planned to go there today, and then I drove a clone there to accompany you, and now we just happen to be together.
Go! Then I will spend money like crazy~ You can’t stop me~! Are you satisfied with this?"
Aini took Ling Mei's hand, pointed to the sky in the distance and said loudly.
"...Ani."
"ah?"
"I think the two of us are really evenly matched."
"What?"
"Without the bonus of goddess attributes, we probably wouldn't be able to pick up any woman or man."