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Corpses aren't good.

"Okay, now that I've finished eating, what do the two goddesses want from me?" Harry spread his hands and showed a helpless expression.

"Aini, what do we want?" Lingmei turned to look at Aini.

"How do I know? Why not ask Amy?" Aini shrugged.

"Don't ask me! It's none of my business!" Amy said angrily.

"..., how long are you going to perform the stage play?" Harry couldn't help but said.

"Oh, I'm sorry, this is the so-called 'daily life between beautiful girls', a plot that would be very pleasing to watch if there were pictures, but would be very boring if you just read the text." Remi explained seriously, although Harry

Neither Amy nor I understood.

"Well, let's put it this way, what is your purpose of catching me?" Harry sighed and put his hands on the table to prop up his head.

"I remembered! Did you send a rocket at us?" Aini slapped her thigh and suddenly realized.

"You guys finally remembered the business..." Amy said lazily while stuffing potato chips into her mouth. She looked like she was possessed by Es.

"I'm very diligent now! I'm shopping with Xinglu! Don't compare that idiot with me!" Yisi complained through the dimensional wall.

Okay, let's ignore the sudden appearance of Yisi.

"Yes, didn't you already know that?" Harry showed a relieved expression.

"We want to know why." Ling Mei's tone was serious.

"You already know this, why do you still need to ask?" Harry smiled.

"What we want to ask is not why you came here. We want to know why you shot us with rockets instead of throwing tomatoes at us." Ling Mei's tone was still serious.

"Ah? Are you serious? X2" Harry and Amy shouted at the same time.

"Yes, I'm very serious." Ling Mei's tone remained unchanged.

"..." Harry no longer knew what expression to use to face these crazy people.

"Ling Mei, haven't you had enough fun...I told you a long time ago that he wanted to assassinate us, okay? Stop asking such painful questions..." Amy's face looked so ugly that she looked like she was about to die.

"Why are you so normal!" Harry looked at Amy, his eyes full of disbelief.

"Because I... forget it, just know that I'm different from them..." Amy waved her hand.

"Okay, the interrogation game is over." Reimei returned to her emotionless state.

"Have you been playing tricks on me?" Harry tried hard to suppress the fluctuations in his heart.

"Well, I'm not playing with you, please don't get me wrong. As gods, we are basically playing with everything we do. I don't mean to play with you, absolutely not." Aini waved her hand and explained.

"You keep saying you are gods, are you really not aliens?" Harry expressed his doubts.

"Too many people have asked this question, and we are too lazy to explain it. If you think it is, it is, and if you think it is not, then it is not. No matter how we prove it, it is difficult for you to believe it." Lingmei answered, holding her head.

"So what are you going to do with me, an assassin?" Harry groped for a cigarette on his body, only to find that it had been taken away.

"How about committing meritorious service? Do you know about the space exploration program we are promoting? The first batch of pioneers to go to heaven will be very hard and need strong-willed volunteers. Are you willing?"

"You really don't want to kill me?" Harry asked dubiously.

"A normal person would not want to kill a baby who throws a bottle at him, even if the baby really wants to kill him." Reimei explained calmly.

"But you are not normal." Harry said jokingly.

"..., God is forgiving, I just pretended not to hear it."

"I understand, we are as weak and ridiculous as babies in your eyes, right?"

"Being weak in itself is not a ridiculous thing. What is ridiculous is that the weak want to dominate the strong."

"Okay, I accept it. I'm not a martyr, and it would be great to be alive. And going to space is indeed very desirable." Harry smiled.

"Because you are more dangerous, you need to receive thought reform education. Don't worry, this process is very safe and there is no need to make a hole in your head or anything." Lingmei said calmly.

"..., can I regret it now?" Harry began to sweat again.

"You have a good sleep today, and you can go get an education when you are ready tomorrow." Reimei ignored Harry's words and said to herself.

"Lingmei, is that kind of education really safe?" Amy asked from the side.

"How can our things be dangerous?" Ling Mei frowned unhappily.

"..., yes, yes, this amusement park, which is full of entertainment facilities that will kill you if you play, is really safe!"

"So you will die if you play with the facilities here! Fortunately, I didn't play with anything!" Harry was secretly glad in his heart.

"Wait a minute! Even the amusement facilities are so dangerous, so the educational facilities must not be much better! I should still find a way to escape!"

"Oh, don't even think about escaping. If you can't escape, just accept re-education obediently." Reimei said calmly.

"Don't think too much, it's really not dangerous." Aini comforted her.

Harry was terrified.

"Then I'll leave it to you." Ling Mei said to the policewoman.

"Okay~ Boss, just have fun, hey..." The policewoman nodded weakly.

"Let's go, it's already dark." Ling Mei greeted everyone to leave.

"Wait, who are you really...gods?" Harry's expression was very complicated.

"Really, there is absolutely no fake." Ling Mei did not look back. After leaving these words, she and everyone left the interrogation room.



"Hey, that's a real killer, right? Is it really okay to keep it like this?" Amy said worriedly.

"I've said it many times, a corpse is of no use to us, but a living person can be used to do many things." Lingmei pulled a lollipop out of the snack bag and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Don't worry, kid. Although the reform education is not brainwashing, it is very effective." Aini patted Amy on the shoulder.

"Well, since you said so, it must be okay." Amy handed Aini a box of chips.

"Huh? When did you trust us so much?" Lingmei seemed a little surprised.

"Uh, I don't know. But haven't you guys always been reliable? Although it's a little strange... But I feel relieved when I'm with you..." Amy lowered her head and whispered.

"Lingmei, this is..."

"Yes, Ani."

"Which one are you acting in?" Amy looked at the two of them inexplicably.

"Face me head-on! X2" The two goddesses spread their arms towards Amy.

"..., as expected, they are still a bunch of lunatics." The corners of Amy's mouth twitched.

"You brat, what's wrong with us?" Ani slapped Amy on the head.

"Ah~ My fragile heart has been hit, and the world will be destroyed because of this!" Ling Mei pretended to shake.

"Don't destroy the world just for such a stupid thing!"

"I am the world. The heart of the world is injured. It is reasonable to destroy it, right?"

"It's so reasonable!"

"Speaking of which, should we continue shopping?" Aini suggested.

"No! Go home quickly!" Amy was already feeling very tired. She just wanted to go home and rest.

"Okay, okay, let's go home. Oh, virgins without nightlife are trouble." Aini cursed and took out the nine-seater business card.

"Who are you calling a virgin? I am a virgin now! ... No, girl!" Amy protested strongly.

"Well, I'll start a magician career for you in five years." Ling Mei nodded and said.

The car drove away, and the three of them ended the day's daily routine in a verbal battle. Fin.


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