Back home, Sister Aiti has prepared a sumptuous dinner... She has been eating all day today... It was a date that was promised, but why did the three of us end up eating together?
"Isn't the so-called dating of humans just about eating, eating, and then eating each other? There is no problem, right? You don't want to let us eat now, so we can only perform the previous step?" Ling Mei expressed confusion.
"Well, what you said is indeed right. I have nothing to say..."
I gave Sakura and Xinglu the big bag of snacks in my arms and continued my work of eating.
"Amy, let's go to the God Realm together tomorrow. We've been together for two months, and you haven't seen what the God Realm is like." Ling Mei poured a large amount of sauce on some pasta and handed it to me.
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"Oh, three grams of oil, I like more sauce. You really understand me very well... Is the God Realm that planetary spacecraft? Okay, I've always wanted to go there!" I said while eating, what did you say to me?
When is the eating and talking skill unlocked?
"Not only eating and talking, short-distance teleportation, ordinary mind reading, ordinary treatment, and general equipment have been unlocked for you than I have, please thank me!" Sister Aini pointed at me with her fork.
"Holy shit! Sister, you unlocked teleportation for me! That's great! But what is that universal outfit at the end?"
"It's just some general skills for pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, like fighting a billion or something."
"...Sister, are you sure that hitting a billion counts as a general skill? Ordinary Aotian can't do it..."
"You're not Aotian, you're the real goddess! We're not the kind of parallel importers who get killed for nothing! Boy, let me tell you, if you see a naughty kid who wants to kill gods for nothing in the future, just kick him with your boot
Go over and make the other person climax.”
"Okay...what if I can't beat..."
"You don't have to worry about this. In our community, our gods are invincible. You can't beat me, at least you won't lose." Sister Aini touched my head.
"What do you mean you won't lose?"
"You just stand there and let others hit you no matter what."
"Then I will become a sandbag, shaped like a beautiful girl..."
"If anyone treats you as a sandbag, I will turn him into sand."
"...Thank you, sister." I stared into Sister Aini's eyes in ecstasy.
"Ling Mei, have you ever learned how to increase your favorability? Hahahahaha~" Sister Aini patted my shoulder and laughed wildly at Ling Mei.
"Yes, yes, yes, master, I remember everything!" Lingmei pretended to write in a small notebook.
"Sister, what's the distance of that short-distance teleportation? It's not like you can only move five steps, right?"
"Of course not. But considering your kid's ability, I still set a relatively safe range, that is, you can move wherever you can see. I don't want to see you stuck in a wall or something.
Although it won’t be hurt, your heart will definitely be hurt.”
"Sister, you are so considerate! But it seems that we can see very far away, almost like radar?"
"But compared to the cross-world teleportation I usually use, isn't it a short distance?"
"Well, I'm speechless."
"Idiot, I suggest you practice more. With your IQ, you may get stuck in the wall even if you take five steps." Yisi's words were as unpleasant as ever.
"I understand, thank you for reminding me." I smiled at Yisi, knowing that she meant no harm.
"The brat is tired from traveling continuously. Let's stop messing around today and let her take a bath." The considerate sister Aini said to everyone.
"Well, Amy, I'll rub your back later." Lingmei said to me expressionlessly.
"Uh, are you talking about using me as a washboard to wash clothes... We all take a shower with our clothes on, how can we rub our backs..." I complained to Ling Mei in a state of laughter and tears.
"Oh? I ignored this problem...it's fine now." Reimei snapped her fingers, but nothing happened.
"It happened~" Lingmei turned around and turned her back to me.
Oh~ It turns out that our knight uniform has become a backless style...
"This way I can rub your back." Ling Mei said to me with a smile.
"...how can I rub this half exposed...forget it, do whatever you want..." I held my forehead and sighed.
"Boy, I want you to rub your sister, too." Sister Aini said to me expectantly.
"How about I rub your front for you?" I said jokingly.
"..." Sister Aini looked at me indifferently.
"Shall I go? Sister, are you not normal today? Why didn't you shout, 'Please do that' and pounce on me?" I was completely shocked.
"Am I as crooked as you say?" Sister Aini's face looked serious.
"Isn't it... no..."
"I just want my favorite sister to rub my back, but you want to play with me. Aren't you the one who is not serious?"
"……,Okay I'm sorry……"
"Actually, your proposal is not unacceptable. Let's just deal with it."
"..."
So, we took a bath as usual. Lingmei took the bath towel very seriously and rubbed the exposed part of my back, but nothing came out; I took a brush and rubbed it
Sister Aini’s exposed part was brushed, and she expressed that she was quite satisfied with it? What a baffling person...
Jumping onto my big bed, which I hadn't touched for several days, I sniffed the pillow vigorously. Hmm~ The orange scent - that's my own scent. It's most comfortable to sleep wrapped in the fragrance of a beautiful girl.
I'm used to this environment.
After returning to a familiar environment, I quickly fell asleep...
…
Opening my eyes drowsily, I saw Ling Mei's gentle smiling face.
"Are you awake?" Ling Mei said to me softly.
"Huh? What's going on? You didn't wake me up in a strange way? And you still stood by me in such a girlish way? This is not normal!" Faced with the abnormal Ling Mei, I quickly woke up.
"Am I as unbearable as you said? I see that you are tired, and I want you to have a good rest. If you don't like it, I will change it back next time." Ling Mei recovered from facial paralysis and was arranging my hair.
said.
"No, no, no, this girlish greeting is the best!" Just kidding, I don't want to be woken up by her hitting her again.
"Is that so? Then I will try my best from now on."
"Don't try your best..."
"Let's go eat. After eating, let's go to the God Realm together."
"Oh well!"
After breakfast, the group gathered at the door to prepare for departure.
"Uh, why don't they go when we are the only ones?"
"Boy, do you still expect your whole family to accompany you every time? It's just us!" Sister Aini knocked on my head.
"Wait a minute, we're going too, Xinglu wants to see it too." Yisi floated over with Xinglu and Hongyue in hand.
"Little Amy, little Xinglu is really fun. It's great that you brought her back~" Sister Hongyue said to me with narrowed eyes.
"Sister Hongyue, Star Dew is not a toy..." I complained while dripping with sweat.
"Ah? Does Little Amy want to play with her sister?" The Dark Goddess came very close to me and smiled at me.
"No, no, no! Sister Hongyue, just play with Xinglu!" Sorry, Xinglu, I can't bear this goddess. Since you get along well with her, let's continue!
"Well, little Amy will play with me sooner or later, hehehe~" The goddess of darkness touched my head and returned to Yisi with a smile.
"Idiot, congratulations to you, hahahahahaha..." the bastard goddess taunted me in her head.
We adults have a lot of experience, so we don’t have the same experience as a nine-year-old child!
"Your sister, I am only nine years old!" Sister Aini slapped me on the head.
"Okay, everyone, hurry up and board the ship." Lingmei clapped her hands and pulled us back from our daily routine.
Boarding? What kind of ship? Where did Sister Aini’s Fertile Omega go? Damn it! Isn’t this that big ass!
Suspended in the sky above the courtyard is the double heart-shaped spaceship that Lingmei and the others took when they arrived. However, it is not golden now, and its size is much smaller than it was then.
"Boy, this ship is not called Big Butt, it's called Border Patroller. It's 1012 meters in length, well, so are its width and height. Its appearance and size can vary, and its paint can change, but it's usually our pain ship paint.
It is equipped with various facilities on board, which is perfect for traveling around. And let me tell you, it also has a divine mode, which is the golden one when we came here, with a high-end atmosphere and class. Remember, this
This is our official vehicle. How do you like it? Does it look good?" Sister Aini proudly introduced the spacecraft in front of me to me.
"From a symmetry point of view, it does look pretty good... but it always feels a bit strange... By the way, sister, is this a serious technological product?"
"Yeah! I built your sister myself! But it still has all kinds of explosive features attached to it. I don't want the big toy I worked so hard to build to be blown up by someone else's shot."
"Amy, Aini, leave quickly." Lingmei greeted us on the boat.
"Oh! It's coming, it's coming!"
The spacecraft took off and rushed out of the atmosphere in an instant.