In the most upscale hotel restaurant in the city center, people in luxurious clothes are sitting there in twos and threes, enjoying luxurious food while talking and laughing in a cultured manner. There are some really respectable people in this restaurant, and ordinary students are not able to come. It is consumed here, so it still seems a bit deserted even during the peak period. At the table in the middle of the restaurant, two super beautiful girls who are too lazy to describe anything are talking about something. The knight costumes and dresses they are wearing are too gorgeous, and As for such a high-end place, it seems a bit too showy. However, no one noticed this, they were like invisible people with no sense of existence.
"Are you satisfied this time? This poor meal costs the money of a family car! Look, what is this? Tell me what is on this plate? The raw meat filling is poured with some messy juice and then Insert a piece of wood and burn it on fire? How dare you call this a delicacy? And it’s so expensive? I don’t even know which part of this thing is edible and which part is inedible! One of the important catalysts of human civilization is eating. Delicatessen, what’s the result? This most upscale and civilized place served me raw meat, and there were more than one kind! This, this, this, and this, they’re all crap! That snail is still moving, I’m so confused軻! Reimei, don’t you know that I’m afraid of insects, molluscs, annelids and other disgusting things! Why on earth do you have to come here! Isn’t the food in the food court bad? Are these things really edible? Tons, tons, tons~~ ~!"
Aini, who was wearing a gorgeous gothic dress, grabbed the bottle of red wine that looked very old and expensive very rudely, and blew a trumpet directly to her mouth. After finishing half the bottle of wine, she seemed to feel that she had not vented her anger yet. Enough, she grabbed a handful of ice cubes from the ice wine bucket and threw it into her mouth. Ever since Lingmei’s dishes were served, Aini has always looked bitter and resentful. Because she didn’t know these exquisite and fancy dishes. What is the top delicacy? She has already eaten tinfoil, branches, straw sticks, wood residue-like substances of unknown composition, and a pile of napkins dyed red. Fortunately, the goddess's belly is no different from a black hole, and Aini has no original intention. She died on the ground, but the mental impact was obviously more serious for her. Desperate for the food on the table, she had to pick up a bottle of wine and drink it for herself. Before that, she didn't drink much.
"Ani, your behavior is too rude, you have to be as elegant as me."
As Rei Mei spoke, she slowly cut a grape with a knife and fork. The two halves of the grape were doused with different sauces. It looked bright, but it didn't arouse people's appetite at all.
"Elegant? How can I be elegant when you ask me to eat these things? Look at this huge table, with plates and messy decorations accounting for 90% of the content! Even if you put all the edible parts in one On the plate, it looked like there were leftovers! No, no one would have leftovers like this. It was the result of throwing all the leftovers from the cooking together! It was just such a small amount of food, and the waiter actually told us to eat it. For two or three hours, the dishes had to be served one after another! If I hadn’t been able to resist some mental interference, I would still be chewing on that branch! Oh, that branch, it is said to be covered with some kind of spices and some kind of sauce. Right? I took one bite of the special offer and ate a mouthful of wood fiber! This is not eating at all, this is pretending to be EI, this is pretending to be EI! It is not a question of whether you can afford it, normal people will definitely starve to death if they eat these things every day ! I will catch a few people later and ask them if they ate two roasted lamb kidneys at home before coming!"
Aini pointed angrily at the small lump of raw meat filling with her index finger, trying to cook it with the microwave she emitted. Unexpectedly, the sauce on the meat filling began to emit an herbal smell after being heated, so she could only bite the bullet.
Throw half of the meat filling into your mouth, and then swallow it with a painful expression.
"Ouch~! Let me tell you Lingmei, this is the first and last time, I will never come to this kind of pretentious EI restaurant and suffer again forever! Mad, I really want to eliminate similar restaurants in all the world.
, why does something like this that completely goes against the original meaning of food exist?!”
Aini held her chest and stuck out her tongue, retching, then grabbed the bottle and drank the rest of the wine in one gulp.
"Ani, you must not do this. The existence of things may not be reasonable, but there must be a reason. Although I also think that the food here cannot be called food at all, but dining in such a gorgeously decorated and elegant restaurant
, is a kind of enjoyment in itself, isn’t it? What we eat here is not the food itself, but the spiritual food brought by dining here. If the person dining with you is still the one you value very much... In modern busy times
In our urban life, we have the opportunity to spend time together with each other. Isn’t this experience more than this price? This is called romance Aini, and ordinary girls like this kind of romance.”
Reimei used a fork to pick up the snail that was still swinging its tentacles and was covered in unknown green debris. She opened a portal and threw it in. The other side of the door should be near a pond.
"Romantic, it seems that I will never be able to understand the romance of this so-called ordinary girl! If anyone wants to seduce me in this way, I will definitely slap these messy things in his face and leave! In an elegant environment
There are many ways to spend time together, okay? If it were me, I would fly directly to the lunar orbit in a convertible sports car, and then tell Amy...or anyone else how the craters in the lunar mountains are called.
What's the name? This special sale is called romance! How can slowly gnawing branches and eating raw meat in a place like this be called romance? It's so romantic! This table dish and this bottle of wine are all decent, but it turns out it's ten years out of date.
Stuff! Boring, mortals are so boring and unreasonable! No, I spent so much money, I have to take back the wine bottle and the stopper, which can be used to hold the miniature ship model..."
Aini muttered like a resentful woman while stuffing the wine bottle into her valley.
"Oh~~~~Aini, you really don't know how to be an elegant and beautiful girl. Also, I want to correct you. Not all mortals are so boring, it's just the mortals in earth-like civilizations who are so boring.
.”
Ling Mei showed a rare expression of regret, shaking her head as she put the strange "food" on the table into a garbage bag.
"Huh? What are you doing? Are you eating? Don't you have to come to a place like this to eat? What are you putting in the garbage bag? I spent the money of a family car!"
Aini raised her eyebrows and stared at Ling Mei with wide eyes like a jackal.
"I want to take it back and give it to Amy to try, so that she can see what real high-end cuisine is like."
Lingmei opened a portal without changing her expression and threw the garbage bag in with a flick of her hand.
"You actually threw it all away! Don't think I didn't see it! You threw it in the garbage dump!"
Aini pointed at Reime and shouted angrily.
"Don't be so irritable Ani, I just chose the most appropriate approach. Let's go, I promise I will never ask you to come to this kind of place again."
Lingmei drank the little bit of sparkling water in the glass, then stood up and prepared to leave.
"Lost it, this damn woman lost my family car... A woman with heinous crimes, a woman who deserves death... Damn it, so abominable... I hate you, Ling Mei, and I will never date you again.
Got it!"
Aini followed her with a dark face and cursed.
"Really? As long as I alienate you for a few days, you will naturally shout 'Ling Mei Zhenxiang' and beg me to date you. Money is something external to the body. As a goddess, you are really rude like this."
Lingmei turned around and showed a dignified smile.
"Wasting public funds is a crime! We spend all mankind's money!"
Ani gritted her teeth and said.
"How can it be~ We haven't taken over the world, isn't our money conjured?"
"That would be even more of a crime!"
"We are goddesses, mortal laws have no binding effect on us."
"I'm talking about our own rules!"
"No, it doesn't exist. There is no such rule. I just stipulated it now. Is there any problem?"
"Lingmei, you are a rogue and a double-standard dog!"
"Meow~!"
Reimei raised her fist and looked cute.
"Shit! You scumbag woman, this special sale is so cute!"
Ani shouted angrily.
Although we may never have the chance to go to that kind of restaurant once in our lives, we just want to be trolls, because there is no need to have actual evidence to be a troll, well... Of course, if there are really rich people who have been there, please maintain a mentality of contempt for the poor and laugh.
Just laugh, don’t worry, after all, poor people really don’t understand the world of rich people... I think there shouldn’t be any wealthy readers, right? There must be none? Otherwise...
"How come no one gives you a reward or anything, right?"
I'm going to Aini, please don't show up suddenly, okay?