"Why did you come back so early today, brat? Have you had enough fun with the new girl?"
"Sister, what are you talking about? I have nothing to do today, why don't I come back to see you early?"
"Okay, okay~ Lingmei is live streaming in the bedroom, go find her."
"Is she live streaming again?"
"Yeah~ What's wrong?"
"Did anyone really watch her broadcast? I really can't imagine what it would be like to be in a daze during the live broadcast."
"You are stupid~ You don't really think that the audience is watching her in a daze, right? They are watching Ling Mei!"
"Really~ I thought no one in this good-looking world would care too much about this~"
"You kid, does Ling Mei have good looks? She has top-notch looks that cannot be surpassed! It's the limit, do you understand?"
"Hey, sister, you are going too far with your business bragging. Our looks are only in line with the aesthetics of earth-like humans. If you change it to other races..."
"Still top-notch looks! Have you forgotten that our good looks are law-level?"
"...Well, if the setting is like this, there's nothing we can do about it."
"You brat, don't even think about talking to me. You've been young for a hundred million years!"
"To be honest, in terms of actual age, I am more than ten years older than you, right?"
"Based on my actual age! I'm older than you by who knows how many years! We existed before your world was born!"
"The period of chaos also counts~"
"Of course it counts!"
"Okay~~~ By the way, sister, I have a surprise for you, please don't read my mind~"
"Huh? What kind of surprise can you give me? What kind of surprise?"
Sister Aini tilted her head, as if she really didn't read minds.
"Dang Dang Dang Dang Crotch~~~! Sister, look! I went to pick this specially for you!"
I took out a beautifully packaged small box from my bag.
"Huh? What are you doing? What day is it today? Why do you want to give me something? Is this for me?"
Sister Aini scratched her face and looked surprised, but I could feel her joyful expression. Her emotions were too obvious and she conveyed them without any concealment.
“You can give it if you want~ It doesn’t need to be on any special day~”
I showed a flawless and innocent smile, just like a chrysanthemum blooming in the sun... or a tulip, chrysanthemums are too boring.
Sister Aini stared at me for a while, holding her arms across her chest with a disdainful expression.
"Tell me, brat, what do you want me to do again?"
"How can such a lovely sister give you a gift, and you are not happy but you doubt my motives. Isn't that too disdainful?"
"You're the one I hate! Even if I can't read your mind, I know what you're thinking! Tell me what the hell you're planning on!"
My smile froze on my face and quickly turned into a look of grievance. Two lines of tears instantly appeared on my cheeks like opening a valve. I turned from sunny to cloudy in half a second.
"I...I...woo just want to give my sister a surprise...sister, why do you want to...woo..."
"Okay, okay, okay! I was wrong, I was wrong, okay? You kid, why do you cry so easily? Okay, okay, I'll apologize to you, please stop crying, okay? I can't coax people.
, please stop crying~"
Without reading my mind, Sister Aini really felt sorry for me. After pretending to be pitiful for a little bit, Sister Aini couldn't bear to show weakness to me. Hehehehe, has this lady learned such a despicable art of worrying now?
I am such a sinful woman~!
"Ugh...really? Sister, do you really know that you are wrong?"
"Really, really, I said I was wrong and you still don't believe me? Do you want me to do the air splits while standing on my head and apologize to you?"
"I want~~~"
"Hit your neck! Boom~!"
"Ugh~! Sister, you still hit me!"
"This is called the whipping of love! Give me the things quickly and let me see what you give me!"
"Sister, if you treat me like this, I won't give it to you~~~"
"Oh, stop talking nonsense and give it to me quickly!"
Sister Aini snatched the box away, then lightly tapped the ribbon on it with her fingertips. A pair of invisible hands deftly untied it, and then unwrapped the wrapping paper intact. As a pseudo-obsessive-compulsive disorder
, I feel really comfortable watching this scene.
"Huh? What is this? What is it used for?"
Sister Aini took the small square crystal ornament in her hand and looked at it over and over, as if she was very puzzled that I gave her such a thing.
"Why did you give me something like this? What's the use of it?"
Sister Aini pressed the switch on the base, and the crystal ornaments immediately glowed with colorful lights and started playing music.
"Sister, this is a seven-color marquee crystal speaker~"
"I know this is a stereo, but why did you give me this?"
"Ah? There's no reason~ When I was choosing a gift, the store told me that this thing is most suitable...for my girlfriend or something, so I bought it for you~"
I scratched my head and said shyly.
"..."
"Hey? Sister, why don't you respond? Uh-huh? Why are you looking at me like I'm mentally retarded?"
"Amy, I suddenly understand why you have never had a serious relationship before, alas~"
Sister Aini covered her forehead and sighed.
"Huh? Isn't it because I have no ability and no chance?"
"These are not the most important things. The most important thing is that you are simply a retard! This...this...electronic waste! Giving it to a girl will lower her favorability like crazy, you know! Who would like this?
What a useless thing!"
"Ah? Isn't this a handicraft? Why has it become electronic waste?"
"Mao's handicraft! Have you ever looked at this thing carefully? Look! The glue on the base is not clean! Does this kind of thing deserve to be called a handicraft? Don't even show it to Aiti, even if it is informal
I feel uncomfortable looking at it! This is just a crappy thing on the street stalls in scenic spots used to deceive tourists, but some people actually buy it! And the person who buys it is you! Instead of spending money to buy this kind of thing, why not
You'd better go to the hardware store and buy a hammer for me! What's the use of this kind of thing? It doesn't look good, it takes up space, and it's special! Amy, Amy~ What should I say to you? You are both
You are a goddess, you should have some goddess taste after all! You are still being fooled by profiteers like a fishing line. Have your IQ and EQ been offline? Wasn’t the thing you gave me last time very good? Why is it so bad this time?
Has it become like this? Tell me, kid, you don’t really want to give me something this time, right? I can’t read minds, tell me, are you doing this to please me for some purpose?”
Sister Aini let the crystal block spin in her hand and asked with a frown.
"Hmm... I was discovered by you, sister~ I thought I disguised myself very well... Are you really not a mind reader?"
I looked aside awkwardly.
"No, I just can't feel your sincerity."
"That's right~ Our goddesses have already been connected with each other for a long time, how can we pretend~"
"It's good that you know, don't do this kind of thing in the future, no one likes you like this. If you have anything to say, just say it, don't act like ordinary people."
"Well... I was wrong, sister... I won't do it again..."