"You brat, don't you need to go make love to your new girls today?"
"Sister, what are you talking about? What a new girl! What a dear! I'm just enjoying my youth!"
"Ha~ Then they are not your new harem?"
"of course!"
"Isn't that what it takes? You brat! I'm looking for a slap!"
"Ugh~ sister, you are bullying me~"
"Who bullied you? Answer my question quickly!"
"No need~ Qierli has a social event to go to today, Yuehua is being studied again, and Lilia is being dragged by Prillola to stand on the street. I don't have to play with them today."
"What does standing on the street mean?"
"It's just selling people on the street to convert them to Christianity."
"Then why call it Lilia."
"Because Prillola thinks it's easier to deceive people when there's a cute loli standing next to her."
"Amy, please be careful. Prillola is a standard negative teaching material. You must not learn from her."
"Ah? What negative teaching material?"
"A negative teaching material for preaching~ She is doing this just to get away with nothing, and it is no different from pyramid schemes. In modern society, who would still believe that thing that comes out of the mouth..."
"Sister, some people believe that even in modern society, there are many mentally retarded humans. You have long said that mortals are weak, so they always place their hope in some powerful existence to save themselves. Even if this existence
It is illusory, and they are willing to believe it, because there is no other way. Just like me before... because I was unable to change my current situation, I imagined a world with you~ So~ I am indeed
The luckiest man in the world because my daydream came true."
"Uh... you are right. Otherwise, how could anyone believe in those cults that deceive and harm society... But we are serious goddesses and we must not use this method to gain fans..."
"How did you become a fan?"
"Don't interrupt me! What's the difference between attracting followers and attracting followers? Our religion is not a serious religion anyway..."
"I just said that I am a serious goddess!"
"You brat, you deserve a spanking! Of course we are serious goddesses, but our religion is not serious! Have you ever seen a believer in any religion who would use a light stick to call their god? Which religion have you seen?
God gives autographs to his followers and often invites them to dinner? I’ve searched all over the world and can’t find another one. Let me tell you! How can such a godly religion be serious?”
"Sister, there are so many flaws in your words, I'm too lazy to complain about them one by one, and I always feel that you have discredited everyone..."
"Whatever! In short, you must not use this method of deceiving people when you preach in the future!"
"Sister, I won't go preaching. I'm too lazy to do such a thing~ That's the business of the people in my church~"
"You kid, why do you expect others to do everything for you? You are the one who often has to travel to different worlds. Are you still dragging your church around the world?"
"What, sister~ I have no intention of preaching any religion~ To be fair, I still feel that my Liberty Church is a fan group. They are always gathering fans for me and making merchandise for me all day long. How can this be the case?
A religious group?”
"What are you talking about? Boy, isn't this what traditional religious groups do? Preaching is to attract fans, and selling statues and amulets is to sell peripherals. Aren't these exactly the same things?"
"Uh... when you say this, it seems... wrong, no! Even so, what does it have to do with me being an indifferent beautiful girl? It's enough to have fans like those on earth, but I'm not too lazy.
Publicity all over the world ~ I can't take care of it now, and I always feel a little sorry ~ My idols disappear from the world all the time, and they can only survive by eating cold food. How pitiful they are! I can still go back to the earth for a while,
I really don’t know if I can only go back to a different world once every year! And it’s useless to have so many fans! What’s the use? It can’t be used as a source of wealth.”
"Huh? What is Caibu?"
"It's just the wallet."
"Ah? You kid actually wants to use your followers as your wallet!"
"No, no! Sister, why are you yelling so loudly? I was just saying it casually, with no special meaning!"
"That's it. It's fine if you don't want to preach. I won't force you because I have no interest in this matter."
"Then you still say it!"
"What I mean is that trust must be gained through practical actions rather than rhetoric. You can't win people over with empty words like Prillola. Not only that, first impression is also very important. Directly in front of everyone like her.
If she makes such wild claims, how can anyone believe her? Most people think of her as a terminally ill psychopath, so they all avoid her. You can make a high-profile appearance, but you have to show corresponding strength. Just like us, when we come to the earth
If we just drive a floating city there, then Zero Beauty can majestically tease all mankind~ What if we didn’t bring the City of Dreams with us when we came, but took a taxi and ran to the door of the International Council and put up a sign saying that we are goddesses?
Meeting the chairman, what do you think will be the consequences?"
"I guess you were invited to have tea?"
"Right? In short, brat, you can't just look at things. You have to learn to summarize life experiences from them, so that you can continue to grow!"
"Sister, to be honest, I think you are becoming more and more like my dad. My dad is like, any trivial matter can be used to teach me the truth about life. It's so annoying!"
"Ah? Do you find me annoying?"
"No, no! I'm annoying my dad, not you! At least you look more pleasing to the eye than my dad, right?"
"Fuck you, you brat! Your dad is my dad, and I won't allow you to be duplicitous!"
"Ah? Do you also want to recognize me as your father?"
"According to human customs, I definitely have to admit it, but actually I am also very confused. I don't know how to face your parents... Sigh~ Let me spoil it for you now~ When the time comes, you and Ling Mei will get married.
She is not the only one who is marrying you, all of us are going to marry you..."
"Ah!? Ten trillion goddesses come together!?"
"How can there be ten trillion! I mean all nine of our goddesses! You are too greedy!"
"You scared me to death, sister! How can I bear ten trillion!"
"Who asked you to eat it? You want to be beautiful! But all these 10 trillion people will come to the wedding~"
"Huh? Where can so many people go? The earth will burst!"
"The earth won't explode! The wedding will be held on the sun, and we plan to build a Dyson vacuum cleaner specifically for this event?"
"ha?"
"Ah, sorry for the mistake in the data retrieval. I said it was a Dyson sphere, but the spherical shape is not suitable, so we will build a star ring around the sun, and the ten trillion goddesses will be stuffed on top."
"That's it~~~ So I'm going to marry Reimei on the sun... Just thinking about it makes me feel awesome! The B-index is so high!"
"Right? So developing productivity is the most important task of civilization. How can we pretend to be EI without productivity? What kind of fairy emperor can only crawl on the ground and get married? How different is it from us, who can get married wherever we want.
!”
"Sister...we are gods..."
"We are goddesses! Immortal Emperor is a proper pronoun and cannot be read separately. Don't you, a kid, know less Chinese than I do?"
"Okay, okay, sister, you are right..."
"Hey, what did I just say? Oh, the nine goddesses! Including me, they will all marry you at the same time! Apart from you and Ling Mei, there are still seven of us. Are you looking forward to the seven-equal wedding?"
"Wait a minute, sister! You just want to marry me by the way, why..."
"What does it mean to be by the way! Oh, you kid, tell me, what is by the way!"
"No, no! It's not by the way, it's not by the way! I've been looking forward to getting married to you, sister, hahahaha~ You have to take it seriously~ It's not by the way, it's on purpose!"
"Come on, that's a completely insincere excuse!"
"Hey sister, you are the one who likes to interrupt! I mean it's normal for you, Ling Mei and me to get married, so why do other sisters want to marry me too? Aren't they... mutual partners? Why are they all here to support me?"
"Because they felt awkward standing aside when they got married, so they just became the bride and got married. This time it was really convenient!"
"Ah... So that's it? It's really casual~ I suddenly feel so lost~~~"
"You looked so scared just now!"
"Human beings are like this. They are uneasy when they get something and feel upset when they lose it."
"You are already a goddess!"
"My thoughts are still human."
"Then human being, tell me how we will face your parents when the time comes? How should we deal with this matter?"
"this……"
My thinking was confused and I fell into a state of panic.