"Mina-sang, kneel down, this is Lingmei. I know that it is the Spring Festival for you, and for the sake of watching you kneel and kowtow to me, I wish you all to be poor and prosperous in the new year, full of life and colorful,
Everything is scattered, everything is smiling, it is perfect."
"Stop, stop, stop, stop!!! Are you blessing the readers or cursing them? You didn't just find a few idioms with numbers and put them together, did you? Do you really know what these words are?
Do you mean it?"
"Of course I don't know. I only know that the last perfect thing is a blessing, and that's enough."
"How is that possible! If you want to bless, just bless them well, don't fool people casually! You will make people angry!"
"Ani, what am I?"
"Don't interrupt!"
"Answer me first, what am I."
"What are you! You are Zero Beauty!"
"I am a goddess."
"So what if the goddess! The goddess should send her blessings more seriously!"
"What the goddess says will come true."
"So take back your trash talk! Say something nice!"
"But the world over there will resist my power, and my words will lose their effectiveness after being passed through the Creator."
"Stop talking about it, hurry up..."
"So I need to disguise the blessing and mix it with a lot of negative words that fit the atmosphere of that world. This way I can avoid the world's resistance and let the real blessing pass smoothly and be effective."
"Ah...ah? Is there such a thing? How could it be? So that's what you were thinking about?"
"Of course, Aini, you were also fooled by Amy. Everything our goddess does that seems absurd has a legitimate reason, and you can't just look at the appearance."
"In this case... you really wish the readers well... Oh, really, when can we break the dimensional wall and take over the world over there? In that case, we can send blessings to the readers in a formal way.
Not in this painful way."
"There are difficulties, but we will make unremitting efforts. We have made an appointment with the creator and we will definitely go there to save him."
"Um……"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Well, why don't you say something festive for the Chinese New Year? How embarrassing is it to stand here?"
"Okay. Congratulations to the creator for successfully skipping work and taking a vacation for himself. In the confusion, he remembered that today is the Spring Festival. Have you noticed that the creator never sends greetings to everyone on holidays. Except for the main reason that there are no readers for this book.
In addition, one of the reasons is that the creator is not aware of the festival. Every day of the creator’s life is the same, there is almost no difference, and there is no such thing as a festival. Only super large festivals such as the Spring Festival can have a ubiquitous festive atmosphere.
It will make the creator aware of the existence of the festival, and then he will think of greeting the readers. This is the real life of the creator."
"Hey, hey, hey! Why did the festive topic we agreed to turn into such a heavy topic again! It's New Year's Eve now~! Do you want to spend New Year's Eve in such a lifeless way!"
"It's not a big problem. Anyway, this chapter hasn't been published yet. Even if it is published, no readers will read it. Everyone is busy celebrating the New Year, who would be interested in reading these things."
"That can't be like this!"
"Why can't it be like this? When I think about having to go to work tomorrow, the creator has no interest in celebrating the New Year at all. And Ani, do you know what the creator's current state is like."
"Ah? What?"
"The creator didn't have a New Year's Eve dinner today. My mother went to someone else's house to celebrate the New Year because she had a conflict with my father. My father traveled through the apocalypse and made honey-juice objects that were as heavy as pig food and difficult to swallow, so that the creator
We can only eat frozen dumplings. Except that the BGM of the Spring Festival Gala has a bit of a New Year flavor, the creator sitting in front of the computer typing can't feel any New Year atmosphere."
"Sigh... That's right. How can there be anything festive in this kind of living situation? This is really difficult for him."
"Actually, if I have to say it, there are some happy things."
"Oh? What's the matter?"
"Because restaurants have been closed these days, the creator, who had no lunch at work, lost three kilograms due to hunger."
"Please stop talking. Isn't this even more tragic?"
"Not only that, starting from tomorrow, the creator will continue to live without food until the restaurant reopens after the New Year. This is really a good opportunity to lose weight. Congratulations. Congratulations."
"Stop talking about Ling Mei, I'm almost crying...where are you?"
"Why are you crying? It's obviously a happy event."
"Lingmei, you really need to re-understand the meaning of celebration... Can't you order takeout if the restaurant is closed? You won't be hungry, right?"
"The creator's 18th-tier down payment city is not so developed in food delivery, and the takeout during the Chinese New Year is gone. Only shops like Lanlan Road will continue to operate. Not to mention the creator's remote work place in the urban-rural fringe, just
He can't afford the consumption in that kind of store. Do you know what the creator's current life goal is, which is to eat Kaifeng dishes to his heart's content every day without worrying about the bill. However, for now, he wants to achieve this
Simple wishes are very difficult."
"Tsk...Okay, let's not talk about this kind of topic, Ling Mei, I am so stubborn that I am crying! Since there is no happy things on the creator's side, let's talk about our side!"
"There is something festive happening here. We are happy every day here."
"That's enough for you, Ling Mei! Stop sprinkling caustic soda on the creator's heart!"
"It doesn't matter. The creator has long since developed a heart of stone. This little damage can't even break through the defense."
"That's not how the word stone-hearted is used! If you don't know how to use the idiom, don't use it randomly!"
"It doesn't matter, the big deal is to change the meaning of the word. The so-called language will continue to change its connotation with the development of society. Some words will keep the same meaning, while some words will evolve into opposite or even completely unrelated meanings.
This is a normal law of language development, and there is no need to resist it. Only languages that develop and change will have a future, and languages that remain unchanged will only become dead languages, or weird languages filled with foreign words."
"Hey~ Lingmei, I'm really convinced by you, and I started talking about such boring topics again... Seriously, do we really have nothing festive to say? It's the Chinese New Year, even if you don't care about readers... ah no
, I mean, even if readers don’t care, we shouldn’t continue to persecute creators~ Although we can’t provide substantial help, we still have to say something festive, right? We really shouldn’t attack creators like this during the Chinese New Year.
, it will bring him down~!”
"Will not."
"Why not!"
"No. Ani, do you know the difference between good people and bad people?"
"There are no good or bad people! Personalities are all affected by the environment!"
"No, some people are naturally prosocial and some people are naturally antisocial. This is not affected by the environment."
"What do you mean?"
"The creator is a naturally pro-social person. Even if life is not as he wants, he still hopes that others can be happy, instead of hoping that others will be buried with him like some people. That's why he imagined a beautiful world, and that's why Amy was born.
with us."
"so what?"
"So we can regard the creator as a good person, and we can persecute him as much as we want. Because good people will still be good people even if they are treated maliciously. This is an unchangeable nature."
"It's too much! Do good people deserve to be bullied by nature? It's too much to blatantly make bad remarks like this!"
"You are wrong Aini. The environment in the creator's world cannot tolerate good people, so I want to persecute the creator as much as I can and leak this negative information to make the world mistakenly think that 'the creator has been destroyed.'
So as to stop persecuting them in the real sense. We cannot use our own power to directly intervene in the affairs there, so I have to use the methods of mortals with insufficient power to help the creator. This is the so-called outsmarting."
"You...is this the reason...I always feel weird..."
"That world is inherently strange, so we can only use strange methods."
"Okay, okay...then do as you say...so...let's say something bad about the creator?"
"No need. At the beginning of the new year, I wish the creators to remain as busy as last year."
"You can just say that and then start persecuting me without blinking an eye...that's enough!"
"So, I hope everyone can get some fun from the tragic creator and have a happy Spring Festival."