I lost one thruster, and the energy module only had 40% output. The speed of the fighter plane has slowed down to a ridiculous speed. Yes, even that slow bastard can't beat it. This is really ridiculous!
The other side didn't seem to want to give me a good time, but kept strafing me with light weapons. Although it couldn't easily penetrate the armor plate, the damaged part of the fighter plane had no armor, and now I didn't even have a shield.
It will be lost too.
Idiots! Idiots! Idiots! The guys who designed these fighter planes are all a bunch of idiots! Which civilization designed this? This is a space fighter, not the crappy stuff in the atmosphere that will fall if it doesn’t fly forward! They actually put all the
The weapons are all set to only fire forward, what a joke!
What’s even more funny is that all these weapons can only shoot in the direction without any adjustment range. This is space, right? Everyone is moving at high speed, but you told me that if I want to aim at the opponent, I have to turn the nose of the aircraft.
Staring at the enemy? Isn't this murder? The engineers who came up with this design should be shot!
One, even just one turret, a turret that can shoot to the rear, I can cause some trouble for that guy, instead of being used as a moving target like now!
By the way, the weapons on that guy's fighter plane are all mounted on hemispherical turrets, haha.
Oh, that bastard still has missiles, so what do I have? The beam and particle cannon that can only shoot forward are gone.
Can I die if I am given a missile? Can I die if I am given a set of self-seeking mines? I am going to die now!
If I can survive, I will definitely beat the ass of those engineers so hard that their assholes will turn into sunflowers! Oh, maybe that race doesn’t have any assholes? Then I will beat them harder and make a chrysanthemum.
Come!
By the way, how long has it been since I saw a sunflower? I’m talking about real sunflowers, the kind with golden petals and green stems. I remember that when I was a child, there were many of them in the garden in front of my house, and I would pick melon seeds from them.
Quite fun.
Well, why do I feel homesick all of a sudden?
"System diagnosis... The No. 2 thruster is damaged, all left-wing weapons are damaged, the armor of the energy module is penetrated and is about to stop output, the shield generator is overloaded, and an explosion is expected to occur in thirty seconds. It is recommended that the pilot eject immediately. It is recommended that the aircraft
The division ejected immediately..."
Eject, if you don't eject, you will really explode together with this stupid fighter plane. I lowered my head to look for the ejection lever, but found that there was no such thing on this fighter plane.
"Eject! Eject quickly!" I yelled at the onboard computer.
"Start the ejection system... The ejection system has insufficient energy, the acceleration track cannot be recharged, and the ejection fails... It is recommended that the pilot open the hatch cover, unfasten himself, make an emergency stop, and perform manual ejection."
Well, these engineers really should be shot. Such an important system actually shares energy with other equipment. Can a traditional chemical energy ejection system be killed?
And what the hell is that artificial ejection thing? Can it be called an ejection if you fly out without wearing a seat belt?
"The missile is incoming. Be careful to avoid it. The jamming bombs have been exhausted and countermeasures cannot be carried out. The pilot will immediately carry out manual ejection." The onboard computer started to yell again.
Forget it, let's just blow it up. How could I do such an inelegant thing? I would rather die than suffer damage to my image.
"Boom!" So, this stupid fighter plane and I exploded into a beautiful firework.