"Please don't tell such obvious lies. How could Sister Amy have a DEBU voice like yours?"
"Mom, what's wrong with this phone? Why did the voice changing function automatically turn on when I returned to Dream City...Is it okay now? Is it Amy's voice?"
"It does sound similar. What's the matter, Sister Amy?"
"Why is my gay friend's phone here with you?"
"No matter why, it is my responsibility to control his information."
"Hey... don't infringe on his human rights! Such strict hepatic control is too much!"
"Did Sister Amy call you specifically to lecture me?"
"You really need to discipline me!"
"Sister Amy, it's very annoying to interfere in other people's family affairs."
“There’s nothing wrong with me caring about my gay friends!”
"He is doing very well. I give him back pain every day and I can't lift his spirits."
"How good is this!"
"A virgin like you won't understand."
"Fuck! Don't drain him dry!"
"Don't worry about this, it's impossible."
"Forget it, forget it, why do I care so much! I just want to say that I am ready to get married, and you will be ready to come back for the wedding soon!"
"I know about this, I don't want you to remind me specifically."
"I didn't call you in the first place!"
"Okay, goodbye sister Amy."
"Hey~~~! You actually hung up on me first and I'll go! This Xiao Wu really needs to be dealt with! Let me think about who to call next..."
I scratched my head and thought about the next person to notify. There are very few people in my mobile phone address book, and there are only a few people I can call. Yuehua and the others can just go and talk to them. The people I want to notify now are all from the past life.
Bonds...well, this sounds like a middle-of-the-road statement, but that's what it is.
"Hello? Who is it?"
A strange girl's voice rang on the phone, but the call I was playing was clearly the number of a second-generation official classmate, right?
"I'm Amy. Isn't this someone's phone number? Who are you?"
"Oh, it's Amy~~~I'm his wife."
"you know me?"
"Looking at your question, of course I know you~ How can there be a goddess who doesn't know you?"
"Huh? That guy also picked up a goddess?"
"Please don't use the word pick. Choosing him was a spontaneous act on my part."
"Okay, what I want to say is that I'm getting married...forget it, you're a goddess and you already knew that, so I won't say anything."
"Well, he and I will definitely go back on time."
"Where are you now? Why is his cell phone here with you?"
"We are on Mars. This bracelet phone is too small. He forgot to bring it after having fun yesterday. Now he should be debugging the power supply equipment at the power plant."
"Why don't you two know how to control yourself?"
"It doesn't matter, we goddess can play whatever we want."
"Forget it, I wish you a happy life, goodbye!"
"Goodbye Amy."
I'm so angry! Why are these two "beeps" living so well? It's me first! I'm obviously the first to meet the goddess! I'm the first person in the world to be favored by the goddess! Why will my hair change?
Is it like this? I have become the one holding back! This world is too bad!
"Snapped!"
"Ouch~!"
"The bad thing is you, that brat! If you had been willing to get married earlier, how could you be like this?"
Sister Aini who was passing by slapped me on the head, with a look of hatred on her face.
"Uh...it seems like this~~~"
"That's right! Stop talking nonsense and call your uncle and aunt right away!"
"My...sister, why don't you come and fight me? I'm still embarrassed to meet my parents in this capacity..."
"What are you embarrassed about? You are now 100 million times stronger than the old abandoned house, okay! Stop talking nonsense GKD!"
"All right……"
With a sad face, I dialed my mother's phone number under Sister Aini's coercion.
"Hello? Ass, you finally remembered us!"
"Oh my God! I am a goddess now! Goddess! Stop calling me by my nickname!"
I almost cried, but sister Aini next to me was already laughing so hard that she started rolling on the ground.
"Oh, I forgot! But why do you still have the same voice?"
"What's going on with this broken phone! Why is the voice change enabled by default? Sister Aini, is this your fault?"
I covered the phone and yelled at Sister Aini.
"You brat, don't frame me hahahahaha~~~ It was you who set it up yourself in the first place hahahahahaha~~ Ass, ass hahahahaha~~~ You boy is indeed the butt of the earth hahahahaha~~~~!"
Sister Aini was still rolling on the ground, and the floor was smashed by her excitement.
"Are you okay now, Mom? Is your voice right?"
I depressedly ignored Sister Aini and continued to call.
"That's right, that's the voice of the Statue of Liberty!"
"What about the Statue of Liberty? Your son is the Statue of Liberty..."
"It's my daughter!"
"Yes, yes, it's my daughter."
"So why are you calling all of a sudden?"
"I...can't I call if I have nothing to do? Don't you miss me?"
"What's there to think about? Your dad and I are having so much fun all over the world now! Guess where we are now? On the original moon!"
"Oh...then you guys have fun..."
"What's going on? Tell me quickly!"
"I'm going to get married soon. Please arrange some time to prepare for the wedding recently..."
"Oh my God! Hey, hey, hey! He's getting married! He's asking us to attend the wedding!"
My mother's voice suddenly became distant on the phone, and she seemed to be shouting at my father.
"Getting married? It's taken so long to get married? I thought it would be inconvenient for them goddesses to call us when they get married!"
Dad's somewhat distant voice sounded from the phone.
"How is that possible? Doesn't this call us a favor? We have to go back quickly!"
"That's it, come back to Earth quickly!"
"Mom! Mom! Don't worry! You don't have to come back! You just have fun first!"
I quickly shouted into the phone.
"Ah? You're getting married. What else are we going to do?"
"The time has not been set yet! We will pick you up then!"
"Oh! You haven't decided yet? That's great! Your dad and I just booked tickets for a space flight! Then we won't care about you, just say hello in advance when you pick us up!"
"Why don't they get married?"
"No, the time has not been decided yet, we will talk about it then."
"oh."
"No more, no more, just get ready! Getting married is a major event in life, don't be shy and embarrass yourself!"
"Okay...you guys have a good time..."
"hold head high!"
I hung up the phone. It seemed like they were in a hurry to catch the spaceship~~~
"Ass hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~!"
"Sister, that's enough! Is it that funny!"
"Of course it's so funny, hahahahahaha~~~~!"
"Then just die laughing!"
"I can't die hahahahaha~~~~!"
"What are you two doing? You two are making a mess here."
Ling Meicong went down to the lobby from the second floor and immediately saw Sister Aini smashing the floor.
"Butt...butt hahahahaha~~~~!"
Sister Aini was pounding the ground while pointing at me who was blushing and laughing wildly.
"Butt? Is there something wrong with Amy's butt?"
"No, Reimei! Sister Aini is laughing at my nickname!"
I was so angry that I gritted my teeth.
"Is it."
Reimei flipped up her hair calmly, without any intention of venting her anger on my behalf.
"You won't scold her for me either!"
"I, Lingmei, never curse anyone."
"Then why don't you talk about her?"
"No matter what, the ridicule will not stop because of the accusation, because the inducement has not been eliminated."
"Don't try to reason with me at this time!"
I was so angry at Ling Mei's reaction that I jumped up and down.
"Ani, if you laugh again, don't come to the wedding."
Reimei said softly.
"Ah! I stopped laughing!"
Sister Aini, who was in a state of madness just a second ago, got up from the ground in an instant and repaired the broken floor. Now she stood as honestly as a primary school student, with a serious expression on her face.
"Okay, she stopped laughing. Amy, are you satisfied?"
Reime turned to look at me and asked.
"As expected, I have to rely on you, Ling Mei, you are awesome."
"Of course, after all, I am the boss of this family."