"Oh my God! Can you stop calling them that? You can call them uncle or aunt!"
"Why, I think it's okay to call me grandparents."
"There's a problem, it's a big problem! Please don't shout like that, okay?"
"But my grandparents didn't express any opinions."
"That's because they're scared of you!"
"So why are they so afraid of me."
"That's not called fear, it's called awe!"
"Is there any difference?"
"Anyway, they won't be able to treat you as an ordinary person for a while, so you have to show the side of yourself that's not scary!"
"I'm not scary in any way."
"But you are strong! Is it reasonable for most people to be afraid of powerful beings?"
"Then why aren't you afraid of me."
"I was scared at first, right?"
"But I won't be afraid soon."
"Because... I am a dead man, and my lust for sex is stronger than my desire for survival. Do you understand?"
"understood."
"Depend on!"
"Boy, let me remind you, are you ready to deal with Pachi's group of people? Your gay friends are also here."
"Sister, drive him away!"
"You're such a bad boy!"
"No, how can I explain to him what I am like now!"
"Just say whatever you want!"
"Then how do I introduce him to other girls?"
"Just introduce it how you want!"
"Are you sure the girls won't kick out a man when he shows up at home?"
"Sure! It'll be no problem if you bring your wife!"
"Oh... I hope they have been vaccinated, otherwise I would be too embarrassed to see them..."
"Amy, let's go in, they should all be here."
"good……"
Reimei pushed open the door of the house and entered eagerly, while I lowered my head and groped in like a thief.
"Whoosh~~~~Boom~!!!"
"Da da da da~~~~!!!"
"Bang~~~~!!!"
Then he was slapped with all kinds of weapons! What’s going on! Has our home been invaded by terrorists?
"Happy wedding Amy!!!"xN
"Ahem, cough...what the hell?"
After the smoke on my face dissipated, I took a closer look, and what the hell! These dogs were all pointing at me with light and heavy weapons, with smiles on their faces.
"What are you doing? Assassination?"
"Hehehe~ No, Amy~ Because you abandoned us and married Sister Zero~ So I suggest that everyone teach you a lesson~"
With a smile on her face, Pachi threw the magic cannon behind her, pretending to be harmless to humans and animals.
"..."
I checked my wedding dress with a dark face, but fortunately there was no damage. If these bastards damaged my wedding dress today, I would definitely fight them for three days and three nights!
"Amy-chan, are you angry? Did we go too far..."
The kind-hearted Yuehua asked timidly, "This girl is so kind! She is holding a shaped cannon in her hand! She even wore an exoskeleton to lift the cannon!"
"Yes, I'm angry and now I want to kick you all out."
"I'm sorry, sister, we went too far! We originally wanted to give you a special surprise, and then... somehow it ended up like this. Everyone really just wanted to joke with you, and there was no other intention~
Today is a big day, can you just bear with your stomachache? Just treat it as a favor for us?"
"My dear sister, isn't it a pleasant thing to be beaten by your lover? You should be very happy!"
"Sister Aili, please stop talking!"
"oh……"
"Sister, don't be angry. Otherwise, I'll cry for you."
The two blondes with twin tails hugged my arms and tried to be cute, while Xinglu stuck her head between my battering rams with tears in her eyes and stared at me. Forget it, for the sake of my sisters being so cute today
Forget it, who asked me to eat too much and provoke these abnormal girls!
"My lord has a lot, so I will spare you little Qingtans today!"
"Wow, that's great~~~!" XN
"But! There still has to be punishment!"
"Papa papa paa~~~!!!"
"Wow~!"
"Hey~!"
"Hi~!"
I rushed in front of these bastards and slapped every one of them hard on their battering ram. Anyway, these guys were all the same size as me and felt great in my hands, so I didn’t have to worry about anyone being unbalanced.
"Hey Miss Elumia, why don't you even let the elderly go?"
"Shut up, Sister Guirsi! I won't let go of the Demon King and the Valkyrie who have lived for ten thousand years, you are just a stupid old man!"
"Woooooo~~~I won't be able to get married~~~~"
"Shut up, Demon King! All these first-generation heroes are your harem, okay!"
"Oooh~!"
"What is it called Amata! Aren't you afraid of exploding one day when you grow up to this age?"
"Ah, Amy, I'm a boy!"
"Men, don't join in the fun and get out of here!"
I pulled the male protagonist out of the crowd of girls.
"..."
"..."
I was silent when I came to Lilia. This girl has a true lolita body shape, and there is no battering ram installed at all, which makes me completely unable to start. I quietly glanced at the Hut Loli next to me. She
She noticed it immediately and puffed up her chest proudly. That dead girl changed her body shape during this period of time, and now she has the body shape of a petite girl.
"Lilia, do you want a cup? I can give it to you."
I asked lovingly.
"No, I don't need that kind of burden."
Lilia shook her head.
"But apart from men, everyone here has Naizi~ Aren't you inferior to yourself?"
"Of course not. I am of rare value, so there is nothing to feel inferior to."
"Well... you are really rare and valuable to me..."
I touched Lilia's head and shook her head pityingly, which earned her a blank look.
"Mina-san~~~The food is ready~~~"
Sister Aiti's happy voice came from the restaurant. After a commotion, everyone rushed to the restaurant. It is probably that Pachi and the others told people who had never been to my house about Sister Aiti's bad reputation. They were all scared.
This eating goddess is going crazy.
The crowd of beautiful girls quickly ran away, and the hall became bright again. Then, I found my gay friends and second-generation officials hiding in the corner. They were looking at me with an expression of indescribable embarrassment.
.
The scene was extremely embarrassing.
"Yo...yo...it's me, it's me, I'm the Statue of Liberty, yes, it's me, you already know it..."
I said hello like a broken pot.
"Ah... Xiao Wu has explained it clearly to me... Congratulations, Ai... Amy..."
The gay friend blushed and said hesitantly, "You are so red!"
"Happy wedding Amy, Dia also told me clearly about you. Your dream has finally come true!"
The performance of the second-generation official was much more decent, and he was worthy of being a current official.
"Thank you, thank you. You are actually the same as me~ Have you found a goddess?"
I looked at Xiao Wu who was accompanying them and...who was that?
"My name is Calradia Storas Estrina La Andertis."
The goddess of the second-generation official introduced lightly, this guy also seems to be an indifferent goddess~ I really don’t know how to become a couple with him who is an optimist.
"By the way, you two didn't call me when you got married!"
I pointed at the two of them and asked.
"Boss! I got married in another world! Why should I call you! Xiao Wu doesn't want to contact you either!"
The friend shouted with aggrieved look on his face.
"I also got married in another world, hahaha~ I originally wanted Dia to contact you, but she didn't want to, so it didn't happen..."
The second generation official also scratched his head in embarrassment.
"You two..."
I looked at the two goddesses indifferently.
"We were afraid of affecting your flirting with girls, so we didn't notify you. Isn't it wrong to do so?" X2
The two of them answered in unison, with such righteous words that I could not refute them at all.
"Okay, you won. Then the next question is, why are you hiding in the corner?"
"You're still talking about it! It doesn't matter if you become a goddess yourself, but the friends you make are actually so scary!"
"Yes, Amy, it's really hard for ordinary people like us to communicate with them, hahahaha~~~ As soon as I introduced myself, I immediately felt like I was wilting."
"Huh? Even if your gay friend has a low self-esteem, you are not confident either?"
"I'm no longer a nerd!"
"Hey, what you're saying is, I'm just an ordinary person, I really can't compare with them~"
"Hey~ are my girls too naughty and you two are afraid that you can't handle it?"