"You kid is doing some knitting? Your voice is so sweet!"
"I got into trouble, sister~~~ Come and collect a body for me~~~"
"Huh? Are you finally starting to act recklessly?"
"No, sister! That guy fell down the mountain and died by himself!"
"Ha! I thought it was you! I was ready to go over and beat you to death!"
"Don't be so exaggerated, sister! How could I possibly do such a thing!"
"Then why did you ask me to collect the body? Did you come across the suicide scene while walking?"
"That's not...that guy fell down the mountain because I was scared..."
"..."
Three seconds later...
"Ouch! Sister, why are you so cruel? It hurts! I'm already stupid enough, do you want to continue to slap me stupidly?"
"How could you be photographed stupid if you don't even have a brain right now! Tell me quickly what's going on!"
"It's like this and that..."
I briefly explained the situation to Sister Aini.
"You kid are really... can you play like this!"
"I didn't know this guy was so timid~~~ He just wanted to vent his anger, but who knew that this guy ran away like crazy, and then he became like this..."
"Oh~~~Forget it, what can I say after everything has happened? In the future, you have to consider the consequences of your pranks. Don't cause trouble for me to wipe your butt!"
"Hey~? Sister, didn't you tell me to stop playing pranks?"
"Nonsense, pranks are the goddess's favorite thing, how could I not let you do it!"
"Sister, are we really not villains..."
"What the hell! This is called chaos and kindness!"
"oh……"
"Forget it, I won't clean up the mess for you from today on! You are already a mature goddess and you have to learn to clean up the mess by yourself!"
"Hey? But how should I deal with this kind of thing!"
"I have unlocked the primary resurrection technique for you, go and resurrect yourself!"
"Wow! Doesn't this make me a perfect Virgin? I can finally be resurrected!"
"Don't get excited, you brat! Your current resurrection technique is only at the level of an ordinary priestess! There are still many restrictions!"
"Hey~~~What are the restrictions?"
"You can only resurrect corpses that are still cold, but you cannot resurrect corpses that have been dead for a long time."
"Ah, this is strong enough~~~This guy shouldn't be cold yet, right?"
"Hurry up! I don't care~~~"
"Oh! Sister, walk slowly~~~"
"Tsk..."
"What's wrong, sister? Why are you so upset all of a sudden?"
"It's dark and windy, it's in the wilderness, it's orphans and widowers, it's old couples, don't you show any sign at all?"
"Come on, sister, I don't like this kind of PLAY, let's talk about it when we go home?"
"Forget it, the situation over there is very tense now anyway, so we won't hit the gunpoint."
"Ah? What is it?"
"Nothing, let's go!"
"Oh...sister, walk slowly~~~"
Sister Aini disappeared into the air, leaving me alone in the dark night with a bloody corpse. If it were me in the past, I would probably be in a coma now. But after experiencing
After various things (mainly being stabbed to death), I have become immune to corpses. As long as the appearance of the death is not too bizarre, I can treat it as an anatomical specimen. As for ghosts and other things, to be honest, I
In fact, I am still a little scared. Under normal circumstances, our goddess has no aura, pressure, sanctuary, and other messy range auras. Apart from being more beautiful, she is no different from ordinary mortals. If there is a ghost.
Maybe they are targeting me~ I heard that ghosts and the like like to prey on big beauties! But I am not a big beauty but a pretty girl, so I shouldn’t be attracted to ghosts, right?
But even if I come, there is no need to be afraid. My holy light suicide can blow up even evil gods to ashes. What is there to be afraid of a lonely ghost? At most, I was surprised when I first saw it. Ah, as for why
That skill is called Holy Light Self-Destruction, of course because the essence of that skill is to instantly detonate the Holy Light energy in the body, which is also commonly known as self-destruction...
I stared at the corpse of the keyboard warrior for a while, thinking how could this guy look so bad? And it would be even worse with the horrified look of death! Should I take a picture and post it online?
?The title is called "Tragic! The troll of the crazy black goddess died violently in the wild!" Forget it, if I do this, won't I become an unscrupulous bastard? Anyone who uses other people's tragedies to attract attention should do it
Being pulled into another person's shoes.
I felt the release techniques of the new skills in my mind... In fact, there are no skills at all. I just simulated the release of the new skills a few times in my brain. I can already play the Holy Light and other things at will, but I can't even use the resurrection skills once.
Never used it. Considering the character of my Holy Mother, I decided to integrate this new skill into the Holy Light skill system and turn it into the so-called Resurrection Holy Light. This process is not difficult at all. In fact, it gives you what you want.
The resurrection skill is just a special effect of holy light. The so-called holy light is just a special effect. What actually works is the goddess's verbal skills that are completely unscientific and magical.
After confirming that I was basically proficient, I unleashed the skill on the Keyboard Man's corpse. The guy immediately screamed and jumped up, and it looked quite scary with the blood all over his body.
"Stop barking! Do you still recognize me?"
I turned on the special effects on myself and illuminated a large area around me with holy light.
"Goddess? Is it the Statue of Liberty? Have you killed that ghost yet!"
The keyboard warrior recognized me at a glance, and the last punishment really impressed him. He looked around for a long time like a convulsion, and found that there was no ghost anymore, and his rapid exhalation began to stabilize.
"Yes, I have transcended her, and I saved you after you fell to death."
I was actually quite ashamed, but in order to cover up the truth, I still put on a cold face and said.
"Thank you, Lady Liberty! Thank you for saving me! If it weren't for you, I would have died here today! You saved someone like me regardless of the past, and I really don't know how to repay you! I'm a bastard, I deserve to die..."
"Okay, okay, I'm just taking it easy. There's no need to thank you. You're better off than anything else if you stop teasing me!"
"Absolutely not! I swear I will never criticize you in this life! From now on, I will be your true fan, and you are my savior!"
"As long as you know."
Well, my skin is getting thicker and thicker. It's obvious that I'm the one who killed you...
"Ms. Lady Liberty, why do ghosts suddenly appear in this place? Our village has always been peaceful. The older generation has never said that there are similar legends around here? Where did the female ghost appear from?
?”
Oops, this guy is getting suspicious! How should I respond?
"They should have wandered over from other places. Now most people have gone to the city, and those who stayed in the countryside are all in specialized residences. For a lonely person like you who still lingers in an abandoned village, who will look for you if the devil doesn't look for you?
?”
"Is that so? Oh my gosh, it seems like this place really can't stay. What should I do if I meet one again? You don't pass by here every day... I'd like to ask, why do you come here again?
Did you? Do you think the punishment for me is not enough?"
"No, I just came to check if you have reformed."
"Yes, yes! From that day on, I never talked nonsense on the Internet again!"
"That's right. Also, aren't you considering going to the city?"
"I thought about it after you left that day, but now that I have become notorious, how can I still hang out in the city?"
"Simple, just change your identity. Everyone knows what you look like and who you are on the Internet, but they know nothing about your real identity. We will not only crack down on trolls like you, but we will also crack down on excavators who do human flesh to others. You
Go to our official website to apply for identity reset. If you really change your identity, we will give you a new image. Don't mindlessly resist everything the goddess does. We really want to make the world a better place."
"Oh my god~~~! You are really a goddess with such a big heart! Thank you so much! I really don't know how to thank you! Thank you so much..."
"Stop it, I don't like listening to other people's nonsense. Go home, pack up and go to the city as soon as possible. I'm leaving."
"Goddess, please wait a moment!"
"what happened again?"
"I... am still too scared to go home..."
"... Take this holy light ball. With it, all ghosts and monsters will be transcended. It will be effective for one week."
I randomly rubbed a solid ball of holy light and gave it to him. This thing actually has no use except for lighting.
"Thank you Lady Liberty! Thank you..."
The keyboard warrior was surprised and happy, and kept thanking me.
"Don't thank me and go home quickly. This thing can drive away ghosts, but it can't drive away bad people. Just be more careful."
I waved my hand to him, opened the portal and quickly slipped away.