Maybe it's because I'm more agile in driving (specially trained by sister Aini), but Baiyanghua stuck closely behind me all the way. This girl's touch is okay, but she's far behind compared to the girls in our family.
After all, she is just an ordinary person with two lumps of useless fat, and our goddess's battering ram can really be used to break through walls. The two are incomparable in every sense... Well, I always feel that after becoming a goddess, I
My thoughts are getting weirder and weirder. Maybe this is a side effect of becoming a goddess. But it doesn’t matter. We have three-dimensional paper-human wives. It doesn’t matter even if we become outright paper-sexuals.
"Wow~~~You actually live in such a high-end apartment~~~"
"Why, do you think you hugged the right thigh?"
"No way! I really only approached you because I thought you and I were of the same kind, but now it seems... you and I are indeed not from the same world..."
"You and I are indeed not from the same world. You are right."
You were right~ I did come from another universe to play.
"Oh~~~I'm really funny..."
"But, I have a lot of friends in the other world. I think it doesn't matter if I have you."
"Hey? What did you say? Is this the legendary second grade speech?"
"It means I want to be friends with you."
"Ah~!"
I lightly slapped Baiyanghua on the head to show my approval. I don’t know why, but now I always want to slap girls on the head. This must be caused by those bastard sisters in Cherry! Other girls who want to flirt with girls are just slapped on the head and killed.
, how come I have become a pat on the head?
"Erumia-san, you said you would like to be my friend? Don't you dislike me very much?"
"I have already said that I dislike you, but it will not affect my evaluation of you in other aspects."
"ah……"
"Ah what."
"I always feel that you are a... strange person..."
"That's right, so I always attract some weird people."
"Ah? You think I'm weird too?"
"Isn't it strange?"
"I think people like me are quite common, right?"
"No, it's not common for someone with good attributes like you to end up like this."
"Ah? What do you mean by this? Elumia-san, can you say something that I can understand?"
"Forget it if you don't understand. Let's go home first."
"oh……"
The apartment I live in has an underground parking lot, which is convenient for us to park our motorcycles. I definitely can't put the motorcycle into the canyon in front of Bai Yanghua, that would be too shocking. Although she regards me as a superhero, I guess
It is similar to the concept of a martial arts master. Super powers that are too obvious must not be shown in this world, otherwise the next plot will no longer be about college life but about X man.
"Wow~~~You are really rich, living in such a big house all by yourself!"
"No, I don't have any money."
"Can you live here without money?"
"Yes, I mean I have no money, all the money belongs to my family."
"Elumia-san, are you going to make me mad to death?"
"If stating the facts can piss you off, then it's okay not to have friends like you."
"you……!"
"Stop talking nonsense. There is a small bathroom over there. You go and wash yourself first. The big one is for me. You are not allowed to go in."
"Ugh~~Erumia-san, are you making friends with me just to humiliate me?"
"You misunderstood. I didn't mean to humiliate you. I just disliked you."
"Woo~~~! Why do I want to get close to you and humiliate myself? Woohoo~~~!"
"Maybe it's because you lack love. Although I despise you, I care about you a lot."
"Ugh...did you see it..."
"Of course, I will only attract girls who are in need of love. Those who are not in love will not be able to lick their faces and come to me to endure the humiliation."
"Ugh~~~! Bear the humiliation! You finally admitted that you were humiliating me!"
"I have no such motive subjectively, but in terms of objective behavior, you may feel humiliated. I have said that I hate the behavior of randomly renting a room, and you are the one who randomly rents a room, so I cannot hide my feelings for you.
I dislike you. But you have to understand that what I dislike is not all of you, but part of you. Except for the matter of renting a house, my opinion of you is still good. If you want to be friends with me, you must accept my opinion of you.
You can think of this part of disgust as the consequences of an indiscreet life. If you are a pure girl, then I will naturally only like you but not dislike you, but it is a pity that you are not. I don’t want to be friends.
Don’t force it, if you can’t stand my disgust, then I don’t have a problem with becoming a stranger again…”
"No! Even if I am disliked by you... Wuwuwu~~~! As expected, I still feel very uncomfortable, Wuwuwu~~~!"
Baiyanghua resolutely rejected my proposal to break off the relationship, but then she burst into tears with aggrievedness. Do you think ordinary girls are so awkward? Looking at it this way, Ellie, Cheryl, and others in the family are really angels.
~~~They are all the type who have a mindless crush on me and don’t bother with me.
"Don't make a decision in a hurry. Go take a shower first. The smell of sweat and men's odor on your body will pollute my house. I'm going to find some clothes for you. Although my figure is better than yours, large clothes are not suitable for you.
There is a problem of not being able to put it on.”
"Uh-huh-huh~~~!"
Baiyanghua went into the bathroom crying, and she was still crying after the sound of water started to sound, and she continued to cry until she came out of the bath. Did I hurt her self-esteem too much? Although we fully satisfied her conditions in all aspects, she
After all, she can be considered a beautiful girl, right? You must have never been belittled like this when you were so old, right? And she was belittled in front of her without mercy... Well, friends have to tolerate each other's shortcomings. Since I have decided to be with
When getting along with her, you can't always expose her shortcomings. Amy, control your emotions a little. You can be outspoken in front of those abnormal beautiful girls, but you can't continue to do this when facing such fragile ordinary girls.
Ah! It’s good to express concern with practical actions, but decent words are also essential! It’s hard to be liked by people who are mean-spirited, because no one likes people around them to curse all day long, right?
Please show my gentle side appropriately, we are very girly!
"Has it been washed?"
"Uh-huh~~~"
"Wash carefully, I mean everywhere on your body."
"Uh-huh-huh~~~!"
"Take off your clothes and come here."
"Woo!?"
"Let me see if you are growing normally."
"Woooooo!?!?!?"
"You're kidding, let me see if you were hurt by those gangsters."
"Woo..."
Maybe it was because he knew my preferences, or maybe he was ashamed in front of me, but Baiyang Hua kept complaining for a long time without taking off the bath towel, so in the end I could only forcefully pull it off.
"Ugh...please be gentle..."
"What are you doing? I'm not interested in you at all. To put it bluntly, I just think you're dirty."
"Wow~~~! You are indeed not gentle at all~~~!!!"
"No matter how much you cry, I will never apologize, because I don't think I said anything wrong."
"Wow wow wow wow~~~!"
"Don't move!"
There are indeed a lot of bruises on Baiyanghua's arms, and there is even one on the battering ram. It seems that those gangsters have been messing around before I showed up, so it is completely reasonable for me to seriously injure them. Tsk, I shouldn't.
The one who was hiding aside to watch the show should have shown up to rescue her from the beginning. But at that time, I thought that this girl would obey the gangster leader for the sake of protecting her own safety... Could it be that someone like her who rents a house casually is really not very casual?
?But what is the standard for defining this kind of casualness and non-casualty? I really can’t understand what she thinks! It’s too complicated. The idea of having a corrupt life is too complicated. I can only continue
Keep observing and studying.
Naturally, I couldn't use healing techniques on her, but I still secretly touched and shot a purifying holy light. I insisted that it was very dangerous to open a room randomly, so I couldn't guarantee that this girl was infected with any disease. In order to
I feel comfortable psychologically, and for her physical health, I feel it is necessary to eliminate possible pathogens in her body.
Sigh~ She looks like a pretty girl, but why did she choose such a depraved life? If she were more serious, wouldn't I be able to kiss her and me? This girl is already the beauty ceiling of this world.
Where can I find girls similar to her in the rest of my college life?
Hmm... Why do I suddenly feel like I am similar to those scumbag men who hook up with me? Every time I go to a place, I start looking for targets... No, no! There is an essential difference between me and the scumbag men, okay! They just want to hook up with girls for a moment of pleasure.
, I have never thought about establishing a stable and long-term relationship with the other party, let alone being responsible for the other party! But I am different! I just want to take them home and become a family member to give them happiness. Although I am not married, it is equivalent to
Get married! That’s right, I’m different from those scum who only think with their lower bodies. I think with a broad harem heart! What I pursue is love, not love!
Huh~ Self-reflection is a good thing, but don’t think of yourself as a scumbag~ People must have confidence in life and believe that what they do is glorious, otherwise it is easy to fall into self-denial!
"Ugh...have you checked...I'm a little cold..."
"cold?"
"Yeah~!"
I hugged Baiyanghua into my arms. Although we still dislike her in my heart, it is said that hugging a girl is the best way to comfort her when she is disappointed?
"It's okay now."
"Ugh...your body is so cold...I feel even colder...Aqiu~!"
"..."
If you want me to be an ice beauty, there is no need to lower my body temperature to such a low level, right? What on earth do Sister Aini think?