"Isn't that the beautiful silver-haired girl just now? How did she become a maid?"
"I can't stand it anymore, how can there be such a beautiful girl!"
"Hurry up and ask your friends to come and see it. If you miss this opportunity, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"
"Hey, hey, we are all deadbeats, how can we be friends?"
"Don't you have any friends online? Don't you have any acquaintances? Share good things quickly!"
"Ah, yes! Call those gentlemen from the same city quickly!"
"Who brought a camera? If you want a DSLR, you need a DSLR!"
"It's not a comic show, who would bring something like that?"
"Don't panic, my phone is HW30P!"
"Hurry up, hurry up! What's this girl's name? Click her now!"
"Mei Dou! Miss Mei Dou!"
"Hello master, may I ask if you have any instructions?"
"That silver-haired girl! I need the services of that silver-haired girl!"
"Sorry Master, Miss Elumia does not accept roll call."
"Ah? Then how can I be served by her?"
"Then it just depends on her mood and your luck. If you are lucky enough, she might come over to serve you~"
"Why is this like this! Is there no other way?"
"Well... if all the hosts can keep ordering, the probability of encountering her service will be higher, right?"
"Yes! This, this, and this, I want them all!"
"Idiot, you have to order one by one!"
"Oh! I didn't expect that!"
…
I glanced at the noisy geeks with dissatisfaction, and immediately made them shout "AWSL". The money of these idiot geeks is easy to cheat, and they went crazy for an unreliable probability.
Shan, there are so many things that even a fat house can't eat, right? This kind of behavior reminds me of the old mobile game "Diadu", where so many people spent a lot of money just to buy a pop-up painting. To be honest, if you save up the money,
It's enough to find an artist to customize a non-commercial picture that completely suits your own preferences. Isn't it stupid to go and draw those copy-pasted copies? You see, I never did this kind of thing when I was a nerd. Of course, the main reason is
Because I'm not stupid, and secondly because I don't have enough money...
"Pap~"
"Here, black forest cake and raspberry filling."
I put the plate in front of the expectant guests with a cold face, not wanting to say a single unnecessary word. Although I am also a geek, geeks are mutually exclusive! Especially the wretched geek in front of me!
"Um... please... maid, can you please provide extra... services?"
The wretched dead man asked timidly.
"What?"
My cold tone revealed strong displeasure.
"Then...then...can you cast magic love...not...the magic of love on my behalf?"
"..."
How could I do such a thing! I am here to support Baiyanghua, and it is already good to be able to provide basic services! These idiots are so delusional that they let me do such a shameful thing in front of everyone.
!Are you mistaken? I don’t get paid, so I have no obligation to serve these guys!
"Click~Pack~! Puff~!"
I picked up the cake plate, flipped my wrist and poured the cake onto the ground, then stepped on it with my boots and stepped on it until it turned into black mud. Our boots will not get stained, and the cake is not dirty, so I have no problem doing this kind of thing.
Psychological burden. As for the issue of wasting food~ How can we let food be wasted?
"This is the magic you want, eat it."
I casually threw the plate on the table, and then used my eyes to signal that wretched bastard to go to the ground and enjoy the cake I had cast magic on... Mud.
"Uh uh uh uh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm starting to move!!!"
The wretched dead man was stunned for a few seconds, then suddenly roared like a man of enlightenment, and then he lay down on the ground and started eating, while eating, he looked at me with his wretched eyes.
"snort……"
I snorted coldly, turned around and left, not caring about the exclamations behind me. To be honest, I was very disappointed with this wretched bastard. I just wanted to tease him on a whim, but I didn't expect him to actually lie down.
Is it moving on the ground? And you are actually looking at the bottom of my skirt like crazy? I don’t say that this girl is obscene at all, because this kind of person is the type who is so perverted that he might actually commit a crime! Even if he is a person who is loved and loved by no one,
Home, as a human being, we should have basic dignity, right? This is a public place, don’t you feel ashamed to imitate a dog lying on the ground to eat like this? No, dogs nowadays are very particular about not eating unless it is from the rice bowl.
A big living person actually eats food from the ground! As a dead otaku, I really feel ashamed for this kind of scum in the house! Lingmei has made similar jokes to me before, but I rejected them outright.
Ah! As an independent person, I have the most basic bottom line. I will never accept anything that tramples on human dignity!
Of course, we’ll talk about it after we get married~ I’m Ling Mei’s property now, so she can do whatever she wants to me...cough, cough, cough, but that’s limited to private space like home, we definitely don’t do it in public.
You will do this! This is respect for yourself and others!
"Miss Elumia, you can't do this! Although you don't ask for payment, you are also our maid now..."
"Why not? Don't you see that the customers are enjoying it?"
I interrupted the foreman who was complaining to me and raised my chin towards the group of geeks outside. My behavior just now seemed to have triggered some kind of strange atmosphere, and now the group of geeks were all looking here with weird expressions on their faces.
.The originally deserted store was filled with deadhouses at some point, and more deadhouses were lined up outside the door, leaving the maid in charge of ushering them in a hurry.
Tsk, as far as keeping order is concerned, the dead otakus are indeed all qualified. Even if they are anxious to see me, no one wants to jump in the queue or rush in to grab a seat. They all line up outside the door and stare into the store.
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"Uh... It seems like this is true... Miss Elumia, please increase your efforts! I think with you here, today's sales can be as much as a month's!"
The foreman seemed to be aware of the strange business opportunities I brought, so she immediately put away her conscience and turned into a profiteer mode.
"By the way, there should be a commission for this position."
"Of course, maids are paid commissions."
"Then the commission on the income I bring will be distributed to Baiyanghua normally, is that okay?"
"Of course, no problem, this is what you deserve~"
"That's good. I'm doing this just to prevent her from having to pay compensation when she has no money."
"Um...can I ask more? What is the relationship between Miss Elumia and Miss Baiyanghua?"
"What did she say?"
"She said... she did something sorry for you, so she couldn't see you. After I forced her to serve you... she became like that."
"Really, then I hope you will treat her better. You should know how rare beautiful girls like her are. I hope she can become a real maid here, rather than an ordinary maid who can be used at will."
"Well... my attitude just now was indeed a bit bad, because I was worried that your anger would affect the reputation of our store, so I..."
"Waiters are also human beings, and they also have human dignity. It doesn't mean that just respecting customers is enough. We are all girls, and taking care of each other is an obligation in my opinion. Maybe they will temporarily endure your atrocities due to their livelihood, but if
If given the chance, they will leave without hesitation. If you really care about the future of this store, then treat the maids better and don't let the smiles on their faces be so stiff."
"Well, what Miss Elumia is saying is, I really haven't thought about this before... Your family must be in a big business, to be able to think of so much..."
"Well, at least buying this store is a piece of cake for me."
"Ah! Then you and Miss Baiyanghua..."
"We were once friends, but now we have fallen out."