"When I was young, I was always a good girl in the eyes of my parents, relatives and friends. My parents were both public servants, and they were very strict with my tutoring and requirements. I never played wildly with my friends outside.
However, when they were at work, I could only stay at home and read books, and they were all extremely boring things like classics and poetry collections. I..."
"Why do you all tell stories from childhood? Is this some kind of routine?"
"You... do you still want to hear it?"
"Go on, childhood experience is indeed very important. Maybe you like hooking up now because of the shadow left by being violated in childhood..."
"No! There is absolutely no such thing! Elumia, please don't slander me!"
"Calm down, I'm just making bold assumptions based on the classic theories of the psychoanalytic school. I don't mean to slander you."
"What is this? What kind of messy school of thought do you have? Where did you see it?"
"The theory of an unknown scholar, I accidentally discovered it while browsing the information."
There is no school of psychoanalysis in this world. If I accidentally say it, I will have to laugh it off. This Baiyanghua is a professional. I'm sorry, Master Fu. Please don't mind if I name you an unknown scholar, because you are really a real person in this world.
Unknown!
"Don't look at those strange things, you will be misled!"
"It doesn't matter, I'm not a professional now."
"Oh~ I don't even want to say anything anymore because of your interruption!"
"Go on, I want to hear it."
"Okay, okay, let me think about it..."
"Do you want some juice?"
"Why are you drinking juice when you're already lying in bed?"
"What about milk?"
"No, you've already brushed your teeth and you're still drinking. Isn't your mouth dirty?"
"Then you don't have a dirty mouth when you sleep after having sex?"
"After I have an appointment, I will wash myself well so that I won't go to bed dirty! And as I said, I will take protective measures every time so that I won't engage in those fancy tricks or injure myself.
Dirty!"
"Don't you even kiss me on the mouth?"
"No kiss! I would have agreed before we did it!"
"Then what if the man forcefully comes?"
"..."
"Sure enough, there are men who tear off their gentleman's masks and show off their bestiality when they enter the house. You can't beat them, so you can only let them control you."
"Very few, just ignore them from now on..."
"Isn't it painful? This is the real humiliation. You opened the hotel to seek happiness. Isn't this experience very happy?"
"These are all accidents...it doesn't happen every time..."
"It's enough to do this once. You have such a strong self-esteem in front of me, why are you so easy to bully in front of men?"
"I... let's not talk about this, okay? I don't want to discuss this topic!"
"You thought I hurt you, so you chose to run away, but when you were hurt by a man, you didn't choose to run away, but ran away in front of me."
"Stop talking! A man can give me something you can't give me, what else do you want to say!"
"..."
Well, I really don’t have anything to say. I can’t tell her that I can actually become more macho than a macho, right? Then this girl will definitely be scared to death by me, and she will definitely not be able to be a friend or anything like that.
"Hey, hey, is it so important to you? It's like eating and you will die if you don't do it?"
"Yes! A cold person like you will definitely not understand! If I don't hehehe, I will die!"
Huh? This damn girl actually calls me cold? I obviously have a normal desire level, okay? I think you are an SEI addict, right? Well, maybe that’s true? Overall, this damn girl is really quite serious.
, but it is against her personality to be unrestrained in this matter. Abnormal things must have something fishy. If there is no visible inducement, then this inducement has induced the disease, and she is now in a state of illness.
.
"Can't you solve it yourself?"
"No! Do you want to eat baked potatoes after eating barbecue?"
"Yes, because everyone has their own taste."
"Don't argue with me, that's what I mean anyway!"
"How many men have you slept with?"
"I don't know! Do you remember how much bread you have eaten?"
"Of course I remember, 2077 yuan. Although I only use bread as a snack, I will never remember the wrong amount."
I'm not making this up, I just asked Ai-chan to count it for me!
"You...you monster! Forget it, I won't talk to you anymore, go to sleep!"
"Don't sleep, keep telling me your past."
"I don't want to talk about it anymore!"
"I want to hear it."
"Don't talk, go to sleep!"
"Speak quickly, or I will let you know whether I can give you what only a man can give you."
"Ah? Ah! Don't! Don't! Don't do this! I have no interest in you in that way, I really don't!"
"Then speak quickly."
"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you!"
"Um."
"Huh~~~~~~ You can really make me mad. How can I be friends with you if you continue like this? Let me clear my mind..."
"Let me guess, you have always followed your parents' wishes to be a good boy in your childhood, so you have not had many friends since you were a child, and you have not developed any interests or hobbies. The foundation for your good study was laid at that time."
"It's like this. I owe my good grades now to my parents for developing good habits in me, but my monotonous childhood also led to subsequent tragedies..."
"Tragedy, can it be so exaggerated?"
"It's not an exaggeration at all. Elumia, you probably never went to an ordinary school, right?"
"Unfortunately, I went to an ordinary school."
"Really? Did you have many friends in junior high school?"
"I don't have any friends."
"Why?"
"Because I'm addicted to studying."
"Ah~ I didn't expect you to be the same as me. We are really the same kind!"
"Hurry up and tell your dirty stories."
"What a nonsense! Oh~~~ I really don't want to recall these dark histories, but I have to recall them for your sake."
"Maybe talking about these bad things will relieve the pressure."
"Maybe~~~~When I was in elementary school, I concentrated on my studies and never thought about other things, but after I reached junior high school, the trouble started."
"Because of chuunibyou."
"Well... no! It's puberty!"
"Chunbyoubyou is one of the manifestations of puberty. I was not wrong."
"Forget it, I won't argue with you, your lies are just the same!"
"What trouble has puberty caused you?"
"You also went to an ordinary school. Have you never encountered a similar situation?"
"what's the situation."
"Just...start selecting class beauties and school beauties or something like that?"
"No."
Of course I have never encountered a similar situation! Who is born as a super beautiful girl like you! When I was in school, I was an unattractive nerd with glasses, how could I be troubled by such a thing!
"Huh? Why? Oh, I know, because you are the eldest lady, so no one dares to harass you. I am not so lucky~ In fact, after I entered junior high school, I also planned to concentrate on my studies, but just because
With this appearance, people always come to me to confess their love. Forget about ordinary classmates, the most annoying ones are the bad guys. Not only do they try to harass me, but they also get together and fight in order to rob me. Do you think it’s funny? In fact, this is
That's not the most ridiculous thing. The most ridiculous thing is that the teacher actually called me to the office to criticize me and criticize me! I obviously didn't do anything. Those mentally retarded things were all done spontaneously by those idiots. Why did those teachers criticize me?
Is it wrong for me to be beautiful?"
"You got the answer right. Being too weak and being too strong are both sins, and people will make trouble for them."
"Alas~~~ Not only the school, but my parents also made trouble for me after being interviewed. They didn't listen to my explanation at all! They stopped my pocket money and stopped buying me nice clothes.
The euphemistic name was to help me concentrate on my studies! Maybe I was angry because I had been unfairly wronged, or maybe I was starting to rebel in adolescence. I thought at that time, since you all slander me, then I will fake it.
Becoming real!”
"So you just found someone to donate your blood."
"No! Elumia, can you please stop hurting me as soon as you open your mouth? Even if others hurt me, you will hurt me too! I really hate this about you!"
"...I'm sorry, I'm very angry because you dumped me, so I always want to get back at you."
"You...well, I understand this feeling. It was indeed too reckless for me to do that. But Elumia, since we have reconciled, you have to change for me as you said before, okay?
I really don’t want to do this again~”
"Well, I promise, from now on, I will never hurt you again. I promise, I will never hurt you again. I promise, I will never hurt you again."
"Uh...why did you say it three times?"
"I have a bad memory and can't always remember my promises."
"You must have an attitude problem! How can you forget something like a promise?"
"No, I really can't remember it, because it's hard for me to remember the promises given to me by others, let alone chase after them."
"Uh...can you remember that someone else owes you money?"