Ichiro and Erlang were only busy having fun and did not notice that in a dark corner across a screen, there was a person quietly drinking alone.
Hearing the two teenagers shouting and shouting outside, Yu Canghai's movements froze, and the wine glass that touched his lower lip stopped moving.
The shopkeeper frowned slightly, winked at the waiter, and said with a smile: "The wine in this shop is not expensive."
Ichiro said: "I want to get fucking high now, what kind of wine should I drink?"
Erlang said: "Yes, what kind of wine is good for you to drink!"
The shopkeeper said: "Oh, it's just right if you want to get drunk. The shop has Xiao Ba Zui who can get drunk all over the world. The two young heroes can drink to their heart's content."
Ichiro frowned and said: "Which Bazui is it? And why do you call it Xiao?"
Erlang said: "I don't like small print when I hear it!"
It turns out that these two guys were extremely in love with their eldest grandson, Taiqiong, and they came out to get drunk because the eldest sister doted on the younger man. Moreover, they thought: the eldest sister might sleep in the same bed with the younger brother now.
Ichiro looked at Erlang and saw the words "I am very depressed". Erlang looked back at Ichiro and saw the words "I am very sad".
Yu Canghai drank the glass of wine. No matter why Erlang said he didn't like the word "little", he wanted to hear how the shopkeeper attached the word "eight drunks".
But the shopkeeper had to first appease Erlang who said he "didn't like it" and said with a smile: "It's so small that everything grows, but the shop is so simple that I dare not call it big."
Erlang said: "I heard that there are many demons in the temple and many bastards in Chiqian."
The shopkeeper was caught off guard, his brows furrowed, and his smile froze.
The waiter stood aside and muttered in a low voice when he heard this: "I haven't even drank yet, but I'm already acting like a drunk."
The shopkeeper coughed twice and said: "Talk less! Do more!"
"Okay!" The waiter pulled off the rag around his neck, looked for an empty table, scanned it, and shouted without looking at it, "You two young heroes, come and sit down!"
"What kind of love are you doing?" Ichiro asked, "I'm asking which bazui it is!"
Erlang said: "Yes, it's the eight drunks!"
The shopkeeper smiled apologetically and said: "Listen up, young man, the differences are: drinking alone and getting drunk, drinking lightly and getting drunk, drinking elegantly and getting drunk, drinking heavily and getting drunk, drinking too much and getting drunk, drinking like a donkey and getting drunk, drinking heavily and getting drunk, and drinking freely.
And drunkenness. There are eight kinds of drunkenness, also known as the eight virtues of drinkers."
Erlang said: "If a donkey drinks and gets drunk, doesn't that mean that my eldest brother and I are donkeys?"
"Hey, hey, hey!" The shopkeeper waved his hands repeatedly, "You can't explain it this way, young hero, please don't misunderstand!"
Erlang said: "Then you explain."
When Yu Canghai heard this, he thought to himself: If I encountered such a rogue, I would kick him.
The shopkeeper didn’t mind. Anyway, there weren’t many customers, so it was boring to be bored. Besides, the two young men in front of me looked like idiots and couldn’t make trouble. “Let’s talk about getting drunk by drinking alone. As the name suggests, I got drunk by drinking alone. Li Taibai
"A pot of wine among flowers, drinking alone without acquaintance", this is it. With a cup in your hand, you will be in high spirits, your thoughts will flow, and you will get drunk without knowing it. This is what is called drinking alone and getting drunk."
Ichiro said: "It's a pity that neither my second brother nor I can write poetry."
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, there are still seven drunkennesses. The next step is to get drunk with a light drink, the cold night is heavy with dew, and to drink slowly with simple people, until the fun is exhausted..."
"How can you get drunk when you have finished your fun and just drank lightly?" Erlang asked sarcastically.
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "Young hero, when will the joy of drinking wine end?"
Erlang smiled and said: "Oh, I understand. By the time the fun is over, I have drank thousands of cups, but I am still drunk."
The shopkeeper gave a thumbs up, "Exactly! Exactly!"
Ichiro asked: "What is a Suxinren?"
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "A person who has no distracting thoughts and is indifferent to the world."
Ichiro looked at Erlang and said, "We don't seem to be ordinary people."
Erlang said: "There are too many distracting thoughts."
When Yu Canghai heard that Erlang admitted that he had too many distracting thoughts and was full of foolishness, he couldn't help but smile, then sighed, his eyes darkened, and said: Senior brother, what I did today was all because of you and Taishizu!
The shopkeeper was already explaining the third drunkenness, "The mountains are beautiful and the water is beautiful, the wine is famous, and the wine is intoxicating. You don't care about the depth when drinking. This is the elegant drink that makes you drunk."
Erlang frowned and said: "The bright mountains and beautiful waters are on my eldest sister's head, but there are none here."
The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, wondering where Erlang's words came from.
It turned out that Erlang and Ichiro had secretly watched their eldest grandson Taiqiong take a bath, but the eldest grandson Taiqiong ignored him and showed them all. Compared with the white jade body, the two brothers loved the bronzed and healthy skin of the eldest sister's head more.
Never forget again.
The shopkeeper thought to himself that these two guys are so cunning and can pick out thorns no matter what, so he added: "Then let's say they were drunk after drinking too much..."
Ichiro said: "My second brother and I are going to drink heavily and get drunk!"
Erlang said: "Not bad!"
The shopkeeper nodded repeatedly and said with a smile: "That's how it should be. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too little. When you are young, you are full of pride. When the cup is dry, you fall asleep and lose consciousness. This is drunkenness from drinking too much."
Ichiro and Erlang were originally cheerful and open-minded people, with sincerity and sincerity. After hearing the shopkeeper's heroic words, their hearts were surging, and they all said in unison: "This is good, what else is there?"
The shopkeeper shouted: "Both Xiaoba is drunk!"
"Okay!" The waiter brought two jars of Xiaoba Zui up. Seeing that the shopkeeper and Ichiro Erlang were sitting at the same table, he secretly said, "Damn it, we need to treat you again." He piled two jars of fine wine on the table and shouted,
"Three bowls! Come right here!"
The shopkeeper didn't care about the waiter's strange mood and said with a smile: "Besides, drinking too much can make you drunk. It is said that wine can relieve sorrow, but it can also make it worse. There is something in my heart. I think about the fate of joy and sorrow, the change of yin and yang, and the impermanence of yin and yang. I can't do anything about it. I don't care about it.
The consequence is that you become drunk without knowing what is going on, and you become drunk by drinking too much."
Ichiro said: "This is exactly how my second brother and I feel at this time."
Erlang said: "Hey."
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "Gunge drinking hurts the body. A man is so angry that he can swallow up the universe. He still needs to keep a useful body to pursue his ambitions. Instead of binge drinking, it is better to drink hard. The depression is blocking the chest, but I want to get drunk to relieve my worries. Drink hard."
Afterwards, I saw the green mountains, the red sun, and the colorful clouds overhead!"
Ichiro Erro, you look at me and I look at you, both of them are smiling, and most of the sadness in my heart has been relieved.
The waiter brought three wine bowls, lined them up, filled them with wine, and shouted: "Donkey drink!"
"Come on, come on, let's finish this bowl first, and then talk about the donkey drink." The shopkeeper responded quickly, and after finishing a bowl of wine, he smiled happily, "When you meet your opponent in chess, you won't get drunk after a thousand cups of wine. In the end, the altar was poured down, so with the donkey
Drinking water is likened to a donkey drinking."
Erlang said: "So that's what it means. I've seen donkeys drinking water many times, and it's very appropriate."
The shopkeeper laughed loudly and said: "It's rare to meet young heroes like you two who can talk. You should have a drink!"
Ichiro poured the wine and nodded, "Yes, there is one last one who can drink and get drunk."
The shopkeeper smiled and said: "Be naturally cheerful, dominate the battle, get drunk before drinking, and don't know what it is to be drunk after drinking. This is called drinking freely."
Ichiro and Erlang said in unison: "Then have a drink, hahaha."
The shopkeeper laughed and asked cheerfully: "I haven't asked you how to call the two young heroes?"
Ichiro said loudly: "My name is Momoichiro, and he is my second brother, Moojiro."
"Huh?" Yu Canghai suddenly paused and said secretly, "It turns out it's them."