"Where there is a will, there is a way. Even if the cauldron sinks the boat, a hundred and two Qin Passes will eventually belong to Chu; if you work hard and live up to the expectations of man and nature, you will be brave enough to suffer hardships. Three thousand Yue Jia can swallow Wu." On the north bank of Luoyang Floating Bridge, Tao Xiaolang beat gongs and drums, and his shouts were loud.
God, "Come and take a look, take a look, I, the eldest brother and the second brother, put in the bid and sold it first."
Xiao Lang jumped and screamed, attracting passers-by to look at and point at each other. Some people said: "Aren't these three teenagers who have been to the Shenlu Terrace Showdown? How come they don't have money?" Someone helped explain: "There is no way or no way.
Most of the people who practice martial arts are very poor, and their main responsibility is not to make money." Someone also said: "Didn't Dongjun arrange for each sect to live in the first floor in the world and provide free food and accommodation? Why sell yourself to treat guests?" Someone said
Then he helped to explain: "Oh, you don't understand this. Dongjun provides free food and accommodation to various sects. The purpose is to use the major sects to attract passenger flow, so it is limited to the first floor in the world. If they want to treat guests, it is still half
For a month, even though Luoyang is so big, I only eat the best food in the world. Even if I don't get tired of it, the freshness will be greatly reduced."
Looking in the direction pointed by passers-by, Ichiro and Erlang were sitting side by side on the ground, their upper bodies stretched straight, and they looked majestic. This, in their words, was imposing, so that the slaves of the Huo family would not be easily seen.
superior.
Looking at their back collars, they each have a straw stick stuck in their necks. There is a wooden board on the left hand side of Ichiro. There is a word on the wooden board, which reads: Today there is Momoichiro, who has peerless swordsmanship. Momojiro sticks a stick on his head and sells it. The price is not high.
For a limited time, I, Momoichiro, and Momojiro can treat his younger brother Momotokoro to a feast for half a month. After half a month, he can make cows and horses.
At that time, Momotokoro felt that the sales line in the above paragraph was quite heroic, not like asking for help, but like asking people to beg, so he thought it could be written more pitifully and passively.
Momoichiro couldn't think of how to be passive, so he patted his chest and said: "We three brothers are men who can't be killed and cannot be humiliated. We have no choice but to have an attitude."
Momojiro said: "Yes, we can't think of the word passive in our bones."
Momo Xiaoro said: "Let me think about it. Brothers, listen to me, you have to rely on your brain to make money, not your bones."
Momojiro said: "I want to make money even while standing!"
Momotokoro said anxiously: "Oh, no, brother, listen to me. You can make a fuss about me by saying that I am terminally ill and there is no way to save me. I only have fifteen days left to live."
, the only wish before death is to eat a fucking feast for fifteen days. As the eldest brother, you love me very much, and you would rather sell your head and work for others to fulfill the last wish of your little brother. Isn't this good?
Really? I think it can make a lot of decent women cry!"
Moichiro corrected him: "A brothel girl will also faint from crying."
Momokoro smiled and said, "That's what we should do?"
"Go, go, go!" Tao Erlang flatly refused, "It's a bullshit terminal illness! The second brother won't hide it from you. The eldest brother and I mainly want to trick that girl Tao. She has money and is willing to spend it."
Moichiro smiled and said: "Do you know why the sales slogan is so tough? We are sure to win Miss Peach!"
Momo Xiaolang frowned and said, "How come you are so confident that you can deceive Sister Tao?"
Momoichiro said: "Have you forgotten? At noon the day before yesterday, Uncle Wang invited the eldest sister to have a big dinner with us. During the dinner, the eldest sister said that Uncle Wang is the best at selling things. He cheated Miss Tao out of a lot of money by cheating on her food and drinks!"
Momo Xiaolang said sadly: "That was the angry words the eldest sister said to Uncle Wang on purpose."
"No!" Ichiro and Erlang absolutely didn't believe it. "Uncle Wang first said that Miss Tao gave money to Brother Tianyou, and then the eldest sister said that Uncle Wang cheated on food and drink. So it is certain that Brother Tianyou will not eat women's tofu, but Uncle Wang will."
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Momotokoro said sadly: "Then we also want to eat women's tofu?"
Moichiro sighed and corrected: "We are not going to eat, we are cheating."
Dang Dang Dang!
"Oh, I'm dying of thirst." Momokoro struck the gong three times and sat down in front of Ichirojiro, with a bitter look on his face.
Erlang unplugged the kettle and handed it over, "Drink some water first."
Momokoro drank hard for a while, then made a sound, wiped his mouth and face, and asked with a sad look on his face, "Why haven't you come yet?"
Ichiro whispered: "Don't shout."
Erlang smiled and said: "Don't worry, she will be back soon after she goes after Snow Beauty."
Ichiro then added: "And the boss of your heavenly group, that little brat, she also chased her out. I think she can't deal with Miss Peach, so she should help us."
Momo Xiaolang frowned and said, "Rong'er and Sister Tao are tired of being together now."
"Ah!" Ichirojiro was very surprised, "Why?"
Momo Xiaoro said: "It seems that she admires Sister Moo very much because she broke the meteor with her sword."
Ichiro and Erlang were dumbfounded and sighed in unison, "Hey, the little brat is just unreliable."
"Ah, ah... Master, they sell themselves, it's fun." I don't know when they arrived, but the silly Taoist priest emerged from the crowd, pointed at the three Momoichiro brothers, and looked back at the man who was pretending to be Zhang Baoshan.
Yu Canghai was smiling and obviously very interested.
Yu Canghai glanced at Saburo Taoshi coldly, and said very impatiently: "Improper thoughts, opportunism, evil tendencies, failure to succeed and more than failure, what's the fun?"
"Hey, stinky Taoist priest, where did you eat shit? You have such a stinky mouth!" Momo Xiaolang was angry that Cang Hai had denounced his two brothers for no reason, so he immediately jumped up and followed Yu Cang Hai with his hands on his hips.
Confrontation!
Yu Canghai took a look and found that his eldest grandson Taiqiong was not nearby. He sneered and said, "He is indeed a clown and there is no cure. Ah Si, let's go."
"Don't even think about leaving!" Momo Xiaolang jumped in front of Yu Canghai, holding out his hands to stop him, "A dog is trying to fight with something, and he just wanted to leave after scolding someone. He didn't even ask me if I would answer with my knife. Apologize!"
Ichiro and Erlang both pressed forward and stood in front of Xiao Lang, almost talking to Yu Canghai, "Three against two, we have the upper hand."
The silly Taoist priest came up and shouted: "We won't fight!"
Ichiro snorted, "That's three against one, which is even better."
Although Yu Canghai was very uncomfortable with Ichiro Erlang's tone, he refused to take a step back to show weakness. He twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "If you don't want to die, get out of here."
Ichiro said: "Young man, go back and call Sister Tou and Uncle Wang to come and let's see who dies!"
The silly Taoist priest was surprised and shouted: "Ah..."
"Ah what?" Yu Canghai turned around and scolded, "Aren't you friends with your sister Tao? Go and call her. She has a bunch of friends who are all calling to help."
"Okay, okay! I'll go right away!" The silly Taoist priest was really afraid that Ichiro would call someone. Then he would not be able to fight with Grandpa, so he would turn around and rush towards Shenlu Terrace. He still remembered Ruan Shengyi chasing Mingyue Shi.
Seven went north.
Bang! Yu Canghai quickly put his right palm on the silly Taoist priest's left shoulder, and was about to speak when he saw a very beautiful girl standing in front of him, and was slightly stunned.
When the silly Taoist priest saw the person who made him happy, he took a few steps forward and rushed to Ruan Shengyi, regardless of the palm on his shoulder. He smiled brightly, called "Sister Tao", and suddenly reached out to grab Ruan Shengyi.
Sheng Yi's right hand said urgently: "Good sister, come and help me fight, there are many of them!"