Chapter 57 I'm such a fool to play with the dragon
The giant dragon slowly opened its mouth, its white sharp teeth were like clusters of spears, and its long black tongue licked Ye Xun's body from top to bottom under Ye Xuan's stunned eyes.
Then Ye Xuan inevitably got wet, from top to bottom.
"Feel sorry."
"Hey! Is an apology useful? If an apology is useful, why do we need the police?" Ye Xuan couldn't bear it, "What's more, you are a dragon! What sense of accomplishment does it feel to apologize to a human being? Did you make a mistake?"
Ye Xuan vomited at this dragon because its whole body was full of flaws.
Although it was very uncomfortable to have his whole body licked wet, Ye Xuan still acted rationally and did not rush forward, choosing to reason with Long.
"Oh, I'm sorry." The dragon lowered his head, as if he was really admitting his mistake, "Because I'm so happy."
"..." Ye Xuan was silent for a moment, "Okay, okay! As you like..."
"Then let's play a game!" The low and majestic voice said the same thing as a child. The contrast was not too great.
"It's up to you! Just stop licking me." Ye Xun said angrily. He was a little angry now. He actually wanted to play a game with a dragon. Aren't he afraid of being swallowed by it?
"Yeah." The giant dragon nodded as if understanding, slowly retreated to the wall, and then violently waved its membrane wings, and a blue bag flew out.
Ye Xuan stood not far away and looked at him, wanting to see what kind of trouble this dragon could do, but he didn't even see the bag flying over.
With a "pop" sound, the blue bag hit Ye Xun's head accurately, and then fell to the ground.
Veins appeared on Ye Xuan's forehead, and he felt that the dragon was probably playing tricks on him, which was a shame.
But when I think of his body size of thirty to forty meters, and then look at myself, I see a pitiful height of less than 1.8 meters.
Forget it, just be patient!
Then Ye Xuan looked down at the bag and saw that it was a bag of potato chips.
What the hell is this? The dragon took out a bag of potato chips from his lair? Then I won't be surprised if he takes out a TV from somewhere later.
"Sorry." Maybe he saw that the potato chips he threw hit someone, so the dragon apologized, "I'll treat you to some potato chips!"
Are you sorry, sir? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ye Xuan was silent, not knowing what to say. He said he likes potato chips, thank you? No, that doesn't look like the relationship between a hybrid and a dragon, it's too harmonious.
Say thank you, I don't like potato chips, why don't you eat it yourself? That won't work, he will probably eat it together with the potato chips.
What do you say?
Are you shitting?
Hey, this is a good sentence. He probably doesn’t know what it means, so he can give it a try.
Just when Ye Xun was about to make a big splash and make waves, the dragon saw that Ye Xun hadn't moved for a long time, thinking that he didn't know what potato chips were, so it simply stretched out its black wings and opened the package with its sharp claws.
bag, carefully picked up a piece and put it into his big mouth.
"Potato chips are the most delicious thing in the world." The dragon spoke in a low voice like a fat nerd.
Mad, who is the geek? Why do I feel like you are more skilled than me?
Ye Xun's thoughts of committing suicide were interrupted by the dragon's movements. He couldn't help but cover his face, feeling that his outlook on life was a bit broken.
He stared at the stupid dragon with dead fish eyes. The exposed half of his body was thirty or forty meters long, and the back half was still in the form of a skeleton, and finally merged with the stone wall.
Half alive, half dead, life and death integrated? Does it have any special meaning?
Ye Xuan couldn't figure it out. He only knew that this dragon was probably not old enough to go to kindergarten with its cute appearance.
"Don't you want some?" Long said enthusiastically when he saw Ye Xuan standing still.
Then he held a few pieces with his paws and handed them to Ye Xuan, shaking them to signal him to continue.
Okay, okay! Forget it, just think of it as taking care of the children! Poor me, I usually have to slay dragons, but now I have to help take care of the dragon cubs...
Then Ye Xuan opened his mouth quite skillfully, "Ah."
At the same time, his eyes signaled the dragon to put the potato chips into his mouth.
The dragon was very smart in this kind of thing. He immediately held the potato chips with his paws and put them into Ye Xuan's mouth.
"It looks so interesting," the dragon looked very interested in feeding, and then said the fatal words, "I want it too!"
Ye Xuan's expression froze while he was chewing potato chips. Looking at the huge dragon's mouth full of sharp teeth, he suddenly wanted to slap himself in the mouth.
Why are you messing around with food? Isn’t this seeking death? When you feed a dragon, you must not swallow yourself.
Sure enough, they say that being with a king is like being with a tiger, but I didn’t expect that being with a dragon is also like being with a tiger. Uh, no, dragons seem to be scarier than tigers.
Ye Xuan swallowed the potato chips and made a "gurgling" sound in his throat. Then he picked up the potato chips and walked towards the dragon as if his hands and feet were uncontrollable.
The dragon looked very happy, opening its huge mouth, revealing its sharp teeth like spears, waiting for Ye Xuan.
It looked like he was waiting for Ye Xuan to jump into the dragon's mouth.
Ma De, what is this? Ye Xuan walked with some trembling. Although feeding is fun, it is feeding a beautiful girl, and what is in front of him is a giant dragon! This is not fun at all, this is simply fatal
ah!
Oh my god! If I survive, I must apply for a Guinness World Record for feeding dragons. This is so crazy!
Ye Xuan was thinking wildly and walked up to the dragon's mouth, which was less than half a meter away from the open mouth. Ye Xuan could smell the taste of the dragon's mouth when he took a breath.
Ouch~ It was an indescribable smell, Ye Xuan almost vomited.
Fortunately, I didn't vomit. If I did and the vomit was spit into the dragon's mouth, it would be a lot of fun.
Ye Xuan resisted the urge to vomit, grabbed a handful of potato chips and put them into Long's mouth.
As soon as it was released, the dragon's upper and lower jaws closed. Fortunately, Ye Xun quickly retracted her hand, otherwise her right hand girlfriend would not be safe.
"Well, it's delicious!" Long said while chewing the potato chips.
Why do you look like you've eaten a delicacy? Potato chips without happy water have no soul...
Ye Xuan watched him chewing potato chips with his eyes half closed, as if he was enjoying some delicious food, and kept complaining in his heart.
As soon as the giant dragon finished chewing the potato chips, he immediately opened his mouth and waited for Ye Xuan to feed him.
Soon, a bag of potato chips was solved by Ye Xuan's feeding. This dragon seemed to really love potato chips, with an expression of enjoyment on his face, just like those people outside who eat potato chips and drink happy water every day and have a wife every day.
The fat house is no different.
"This is really fun!" said Long, "but it's a bit boring to just eat potato chips. Let's..."
Ye Xuanxin said, is it finally here? Are you going to take action?
Just when Ye Xuan thought there was going to be a fight, a sentence popped out of Long's mouth that almost made Ye Xuan fall over.
"...Let's watch TV!"
I really shouldn't have expected anything from him, I'm so stupid, really.
I'm a fool for expecting anything from him...
A series of thoughts flashed through Ye Xuan's mind. He was already so scorched on the outside and tender on the inside by this dragon thunder that he wouldn't be surprised if it came again.
Then Long really took out the TV, an 18-inch old-fashioned TV with a big iron square box.
Ye Xuan was speechless. Not long ago, he was thinking about the TV, but he didn't expect it to actually appear, and it was carefully taken out by a dragon, as if he was holding some priceless treasure.