Chapter 23 This is not called water, this is called
It was ten minutes later when the three zipped up and came out of the bathroom. During those ten minutes, Lu Mingfei kept telling them stories about frequent urination, urgent urination and unclear urination, and many other related things.
The matter of peeing made Lu Mingfei feel like he was teaching elementary school students or even kindergarten children to pee.
Tired, this was the only feeling he felt after he finished speaking. Caesar and Chu Zihang had already successfully urinated while he was talking, otherwise he wouldn't know how long he would have to stand there with them.
That’s not how you touch fish, right?
Lu Mingfei muttered. Recently, he also likes to take a break from his busy schedule to run to the bathroom to touch fish and play games or simply sit on the toilet and think about life.
Of course, these are all learned from that sinful leaf.
He still remembered that when he was taking Professor Manstein's class last year, the guy said he had a stomachache and went to the bathroom halfway through the class. As a result, he didn't come back until the end of get out of class. This made the little old man Manstein so angry that he almost broke his beard. Fortunately, Ye Zi did well in the mid-term test. Professor Manstein felt that he was proud of being a teacher, so he praised him a few times in front of a few professors with whom he was close. As a result, Ye Zi skipped class the next day and did not come. Professor Manstein was so angry that he shouted that he would fail the course.
Of course, Manstein let him go in the end, because the guy got perfect marks in the final exam, and he was like a ghost. He didn't attend much class, but he fished and fished every day, and he was like a ghost in the exam.
In the words of Professor Guderian - "Maybe that's talent!"
Lu Mingfei clearly remembered the envy and emotion on his teacher's face when he said these words, and then the next second it turned into - "But I'm not bad either, Mingfei is also a genius."
Indeed, being able to pass four out of seven courses is considered a genius to a certain extent.
As for why Ye Zi skipped class, he didn't know, because at that time in class, he was either sleeping or wandering in his mind. He felt that the course was magical, and the books were obviously very interesting to read. As soon as he started class, he thought
She wanders in her sleep, and simply can’t listen or doesn’t want to listen.
This course is like a ghost...
Lu Mingfei often muttered like this, but several times he was almost heard by Professor Manstein and almost recorded in his notebook.
As for the principal's classes, naturally no one dares to skip classes. After all, the principal still has the power to award scholarships, and the power to prevent a certain student from graduating allows all students who have chosen his courses to listen to the lectures peacefully.
However, this also includes Ye Xuan and Lu Mingfei.
When these two fellow students arrived at Cassel College, they were just like in high school. They sat in the back row together, held a book as a block, and then lay down to sleep. They slept soundly. However, Principal Angers turned a blind eye to this and told his own story.
, I saw that other people nearby also wanted to lie down and sleep, but as soon as they lay down, they were called up to answer questions. Of course, that person didn't know anything about the questions. Finally, the principal smiled and invited him to the principal's office for tea.
Being in the academy is always better than being outside. At least Lu Mingfei only needs to think about studying, instead of slaying dragons or being a cowherd.
Moreover, in the college, the eldest brother and the senior brothers are relatively normal, and they will not suddenly have brain convulsions like now. It is as if they were infected by the atmosphere of the Cowherd shop here. Not only the eldest son has become a qualified Cowherd, but also the senior brothers.
Became a top cold-faced cowherd.
It just so happens that its popularity is so high.
He, the herbivorous little Sakura, was like a waiter serving tea and wine, so tired that he was panting like Tiao Erha and even stuck out his tongue.
So now Lu Mingfei misses the days in the college very much. There, he ate and slept, slept and ate, occasionally participated in student union activities to see beautiful girls, and then flirted with zero girls. His little life was so nourishing.
There's no way to tell.
Look at now, the cowherd, the waiter, serving tea and water, even going to the toilet feels exhausted.
Lu Mingfei felt that there was no way he could survive in this world. He felt that he could no longer live like a salted fish like a leaf, and he had to make some changes...
"Hey, Sakura, let's go!" Caesar came over and patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder, interrupting his determination, "Is Miss Aihara still waiting for you?"
"Ah, okay," Lu Ming replied non-conditionally, and then shouted in response, "Miss Aihara is waiting for you, boss! I think she is the kind of woman with a grand and broad mind with a small body like mine.
If you can't bear it, only you, boss, can bear it."
This Miss Aihara is the two-hundred-pound rich woman that Lu Mingfei just saw blocking Caesar in the hall. She is generous with her spending, not to mention magnanimous, and indeed has a grand and broad mind. She is bigger than Lu Mingfei's body.
Lu Mingfei estimated that he could not lift even a single wave and sank.
"Well, it's okay!" Caesar clapped his hands and put his arm around Lu Mingfei's shoulders, with a close look on his face, "Which of us follows whom? You know that I have always been very good to my subordinates, and Miss Aihara will reward you.
Yes, little Sakura."
"Boss, please be sure not to do this. I can't bear this kind of favor. Boss, I'm afraid you will have to go to the hospital to visit me the next day." Lu Mingfei bowed his head and refused.
"What are you afraid of? Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb, boss, I support you very much." Caesar said a very classic saying at noon.
Lu Mingfei was stunned for a while, and then he complained, "Boss, aren't you so fluent in Chinese? Famous aphorisms come right out of your mouth? The key is not whether I am willing to climb, but that most people like Miss Aihara.
If you can't climb it, I guess only you, the heroic boss, can conquer it."
"Well, I think Concubine Ming is right."
Chu Zihang spoke next to him, agreeing with Lu Mingfei's point of view.
"Tsk."
Caesar curled his lips slightly, seeming a little unhappy.
"Wow, boss, did you click your tongue just now? Absolutely, right?" Lu Mingfei heard it with sharp ears.
"I don't, don't talk nonsense," Caesar said as he said the triple denial he learned from someone he didn't know, and took the initiative to change the topic and said, "Speaking of which, where has that guy Ye Zi gone? It's been a few days.
According to the news, Yuan Zhisheng was arrested, right?"
"NONO, boss, you don't know that even if we get caught when something goes wrong, Ye Zi will not be caught. You have never seen his speed and decisiveness when running away. He has beaten us by several blocks."
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Lu Mingfei stretched out his index finger and waved it in front of his face. According to his understanding, Ye Zi would never put himself in a dangerous place. He would always be prepared in advance. Even if he was running away, he would plan it in advance.
Rather than just flying around like a headless fly when something goes wrong.
Lu Mingfei felt that Ye Zi was just like the old monster in domestic fantasy novels. He always considered all aspects when doing things, and was not like a young man at all, without any impulse and passion that young people should have.
Lu Mingfei still remembered that he had mentioned this problem to Ye Zi before. He remembered that Ye Zi said this - "What's the use of being impulsive? What's the use of being passionate? Not everyone is the protagonist, and not just anyone can be passionate.
Damn it, ordinary people like us must think more about things to survive in this world."
That makes sense, and Lu Mingfei understands this deeply.
Of course, he also complained at the time, Ye Zi, you are like this and you still call yourself ordinary? Huh?
Then he saw that Ye Zi's expression was stiff and he didn't speak any more.
Back to the topic.
"agree."
Chu Zihang here nodded to express his agreement with Lu Mingfei's words.