Yes, Farr still remembers his encounter in the witch world, which can be said to be the most embarrassing.
Of course he has a deep memory and doesn't want to be like that again, so he still has less than three years to develop himself.
With the abilities he has now, he can actually become stronger, but in the past he was too weak.
If it were any of the protagonists in the novels he had read, not to mention being the master of several worlds, at least he would have a harem.
But he didn't. Not only did he not take over the world, he didn't even have a few women. Of course, he still had a goal.
However, due to the onset of laziness, he was not even active in picking up girls. When he saw his clone, he became anxious. He personally pulled the red thread and charmed the goddess of magic net, and almost pushed her into his arms.
Then...then he seemed to be interested in Sister Baoer again.
God of Desire: You’re a big pig’s hoof. You told me earlier that it takes a lot of energy to charm a god.
Anyway, Farr has to cheer up now!
Cheer up...
"Well, Fat Man's Happy Fruit is my favorite of course. Some evil god's family is coming soon. I'm afraid of ghosts. Let's read the love story of the Immortal Emperor first."
Fal, who had just determined to become stronger, directly went against his original idea and watched the love story of Emperor Dongyin. Speaking of which, it was also a tragic story.
We are already at the point between life and death. To be fair, people who come here are all very lucky. Even if they are villains, their future will be colorful.
As long as he didn't commit suicide and didn't run away when he was about to die, there would basically be no problem. But now this guy actually listened to some slander.
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In the heavenly realm, Emperor Dongyin finally stepped into the Nantianmen after taking a few deep breaths. The four heavenly kings on duty did not pay attention to his arrival at all, and did not even say hello.
The other heavenly soldiers and generals have no intention of neglecting them. In any case, they are at least the emperor. They are just minions, so of course they must be served carefully.
"Wait a minute, why did Emperor Dongyin come to Nantianmen? Is there anything going on?"
The one who stopped Emperor Dongyin was Guo, the four generals of the Demon family, also known as the four heavenly kings... Mo Liqing.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Emperor Dongyin looked at the hand that stopped him, with a trace of confusion on his face.
In the past, he might not have cared about it. He didn't even want to step into the Nantianmen. He just wanted to practice in his own cave and wait for that woman to summon him.
But now he came to the Heavenly Palace to see Yue Lao for something. Unexpectedly, he was stopped when he entered the door. Although his name as the Heavenly Emperor cannot intimidate others, but is this too disrespectful?
"Great Emperor, please calm down. Heaven is after all the place where the Jade Emperor practices Taoism and manages all the immortal families. The Great Emperor's Taoist temple is not here, so..."
This means that his home is not in Heaven, so if you want to go in, you need to explain your purpose of coming, otherwise you will not be let in.
"I'm going to go find Yuelao to do something, okay?" After taking a deep breath, Dongyin told himself to calm down, now is not the time to cause trouble.
"Looking for Yue Lao?" Mo Liqing looked at Emperor Dongyin with confusion. This mortal being was directly promoted to heaven and earth, and he really had no power or influence in the heaven system.
Although Yue Lao belongs to the Heavenly Family, he is under the jurisdiction of the Taiyin Star Lord. It is not within the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor. It can be regarded as an independent institution outside of heaven, and it is also in charge of human marriages.
By the way, not only in the human world, it is said that it can also lead to the marriage of gods. Could it be that this guy is looking for...
I have long heard that there are people who want to eat swan meat and actually want to pursue the Wudang Virgin in the Jie Cult. Maybe it seems that there is no hope, so I plan to go to Yue Lao to find some way.
Mo Liqing was still thinking about whether to stop him, when suddenly a heavenly soldier came and said: "The marshal has given an order, and ordered the four heavenly kings to immediately prepare their troops and horses to go out with the marshal. There are monsters in the lower realms gathering to cause chaos. Please hurry up.
Go."
After talking about this matter, Moli Qing immediately stopped caring about Dongyin. Things about Dongyin were not as important as matters about Heaven. As for Yue Lao's involvement in the affair.
What does it have to do with the four heavenly kings? When we were conferred as gods, we were all bitter enemies. It’s hard to believe that it would be a joke to see a toad paired with a virgin.
Watching the four heavenly kings walking away, Dongyin flicked his sleeves and quickly left the boundary of Nantianmen. After flying all the way, he arrived at Yue Lao's residence. There was a towering tree in the garden with many red lines on it.
There are also many famous brands.
These are all matched people, and they all want to come together. Of course, some of the red threads are entangled or broken, but Yue Lao doesn't care. They were all good when they were hung up. As for whether they will break,
If there are other problems, it's just due to the number of days. Anyway, Yue Lao won't pay attention to these messy red lines.
"Is Yue Lao here?" Emperor Dongyin came to the courtyard and looked for a while, but did not see Yue Lao's face, so he looked for it anxiously.
I searched inside and outside the house, but found nothing. I did see a marriage book, but it was just for a mortal. After flipping through a few pages, I lost interest.
When he arrived in the garden again, he suddenly smelled the aroma of wine. The aroma was so unique that it actually made him linger. You must know that after practicing swordsmanship, in order to keep his mind pure and strong, he stopped drinking.
But this wine could make him intoxicated, it must be very extraordinary, and he also vaguely felt that the talisman on his body was absorbing some power after the aroma of the wine came out.
Following the scent of the wine, I found an old man with a white beard among the flowers, holding a wine jar and drinking happily. While drinking, he admired and smelled the flowers around him. The smile on his face was wanton and indulgent.
Not what an old man should look like.
"Are you Yue Lao?"
Ever since he became the Great Emperor, Emperor Dongyin has been seeking apprenticeships everywhere, but unfortunately no one has accepted him. In the end, he turned into an old otaku who has been practicing in his cave for thousands of years, and is basically unknown to all the gods and immortals.
In fact, thinking about it, this was probably the reason why he was so miserable. The more he stayed at home, the less he liked socializing. The less he liked socializing, the less powerful he was and was willing to support him. Then he gradually became a loner.
Even for a famous god like Yue Lao, he couldn't confirm his true identity, which shows how miserable he was.
"Uh... I am Yue Lao, that's right. Who are you?"
After burping, Yue Lao answered his question. The fragrance of the wine actually had a pink smell, and it was also absorbed by his own spell. It was incredible. Could it be that there was also the power of love in it?
of?
By the way, this is Yue Lao's place. Yue Lao is in charge of human love and marriage, so of course he has the power of lust. It seems that Yue Lao is really Yue Lao.
After confirming Yuelao's identity, Dongyin immediately took out the things he got from Jiang Xiaoyu and the two of them and asked, "Look at this, do you recognize it?"
Yuelao glanced at it casually and said: "It's just a red thread. I have a lot of them at home. It's useless. What's the use of tying someone up? It's useless to really love. Even if we are together, we won't be happy."
After hearing this, Dongyin didn't care at all, which meant that this thing was effective and could really help him.
Of course, Emperor Dongyin was a very qualified literary young man and paranoid, and he also longed for true love.
So he doesn't plan to use such low-end means. He wants to use his charm to conquer the Undangable Madonna. He wants to make the Undangable Madonna realize that he also has a status in her heart.
So now that I have verified that the thing is real, the method is naturally feasible, and I have to start taking action.
"What kind of wine are you drinking?" I was already planning to leave, but suddenly I thought of my talisman absorbing the aroma of the wine, and I asked with some emotion.
People say that it is because of this talisman that they attract love. Does that mean that the more energy they absorb, the stronger their luck with love will be?
If you have enough love luck, will you make the Virgin Mary fall in love with you directly?
Thinking of this, Emperor Dongyin had an idea and began to ask.
Seeing Emperor Dongyin asking about his wine, Yue Lao was very proud.
"What kind of wine? I'll scare you to death if I tell you.
This wine of mine is a collection of the essence of love in the three realms of heaven, earth, and earth.
There are three thousand feet of mortal world inside. One sip can eliminate all sorrows, and another sip can break your heart and intestines.
The third mouthful can make people understand the emotions of the world.
If you drink it like this, even a pig will be able to experience your own character in these three thousand mortal worlds.
It’s a pity that no one can truly understand it so far. I think you are also an immortal, do you want to give it a try?”
Speaking of which, there are really very few people who appreciate this thing in heaven. The gods here are all rigid and conservative, and they also have rigid control over their diet.
Anyway, Yue Lao's temper couldn't be tolerated, so he planted some flowers, herbs, spices, spiritual fruits, plums and peaches in his small yard.
But he himself is in a place of human desire, and the fruits grown here have a different taste.
Almost all the ups and downs of love can be found here, but Yue Lao is a god who loves drinking. He often gets into trouble because of drinking and sometimes gets the red lines wrong, causing scenes of bizarre love affairs.
For example, Xiao Ma and Xiao Zhu, who were supposed to have a good marriage last time, were suddenly turned into resentful couples, and they were forced to have an old partner. In the end, in order to make up for Yue Lao, they even turned into a butterfly.
He tried to use this method to make people think that the two were a couple. In fact, Dongyin had seen it before, and it was clearly recorded in the marriage book that Xiao Ma and Xiao Zhu were a couple.
Of course, what does this have to do with alcohol? It has a lot to do with it.
Because this wine is based on many human emotions such as lovers, resentments, not wanting, love and separation, etc.
Mix desire with spiritual fruit spices and then ignite the fermentation with the fire of desire. It is brewed after going through reincarnation after reincarnation.
Three thousand feet of spiritual wine with hundreds of flavors in the world of mortals.