"The world of mortals is three thousand feet long, but it is just a sigh. The moon palace is tens of thousands of miles away, and only a few lovesickness remains. The red face and white hair are sad, but who will shed tears for the hero?"
"I see, this wine is a bit interesting, but it suits me just right!"
I don't know where the interest came from, but Emperor Dongyin, who didn't know how to read, suddenly uttered a few sentences, which seemed very artistic.
Yue Lao looked at him with approval, and felt a little better about this seemingly rough and arrogant god.
He put down the wine jar in his hand and said, "You and I are destined to meet each other. You must not have barged in randomly. Tell me what you have in mind and I'll see if I can help."
Marriages in this world are all destined, and even if they are destroyed, it may not be a certain fate in Yue Lao's eyes.
If someone can find him, there must be a reason. If he can't put it off, then he is destined for disaster.
Emperor Dongyin smiled, with a hint of sadness flashing in his eyes. If it had been before, he might have asked Yue Lao to pull the red thread for him, and if one was not enough, he would just add a few more, but now, he has no such idea.
The world of mortals has white hair three thousand feet tall. In just a moment, he has experienced three lifetimes of love tribulations. Although it is just an illusion, the lust of this world of mortals constitutes an illusion, but it is the most real.
For three lifetimes, I have fallen into the hands of one woman, and she has never looked back. My life as a dog licker is really rough.
Fortunately, in his third life, he finally woke up slowly. Thanks to the effect of the lust talisman, he woke up from it, otherwise he wouldn't know what he was going to make a fool of.
Of course, the current situation is considered good. He has escaped from it, and he has officially escaped the control of a big hand in this world.
He has no hatred for Wudang Madonna, but he also has no love. She is just a woman who loves no one but himself, so why should he waste time on her.
It turns out that I have wasted so much time and missed so many people. Now that I have woken up, I can just let myself go.
"No, I think I know what to do."
Looking at the amulet and red thread in his hand, Emperor Dongyin knew what he should do, turned around and walked out of Yue Lao's small building without hesitation.
After seeing Dongyin finally leaving, Yue Lao put away his mortal world and lost all of his previous drunkenness.
"It seems that the Dongyin Emperor is indeed a person. He is ranked among the emperors of heaven with the qualifications of a mortal. It can be regarded as catching a duck to the top, but it can also be said to be a great blessing.
Such a person has actually tolerated it until now. He thought he was just a fool who was manipulated by a woman.
Now it seems that is not the case. There is no one who can withstand even my three thousand feet of mortal world. There is no such thing as the ascetic white lotus of the Holy Mother. How can I control such a person?
, I see, I am afraid that they have all been deceived, no, I have to report to the master, this Dongyin Emperor should not be underestimated, I am afraid that his plans are very big."
Yue Lao was talking to himself as he flew towards the Moon Palace. It seemed that his backstage was in the Moon Palace.
Emperor Dongyin didn't know that Yue Lao had a very high opinion of him, but Fa'er could see clearly in space, but this evaluation was not in Fa'er's attention.
What Faer is interested in now is the jar of spiritual wine called Red Dust and White Hair Three Thousand Zhangs. In other words, it is not that he is interested, but that his own avatar, the God of Desire, is interested.
The desire coming from the God of Desire can be clearly felt. She is very eager for the jar of spiritual wine.
In fact, Farr's feelings about his avatar are very complicated. Can you imagine that you have a body of the opposite sex, and you can fully feel everything about her, both psychologically and physiologically?
Anyway, Farr feels it now. Sometimes Farr also wonders whether there is a little girl living in his heart, and the little girl living there has now become the God of Desire.
Of course, it is impossible to let him give up this clone. The God of Desire is very powerful. From a certain perspective, the God of Desire can be regarded as an enhanced version of the Succubus, and it is an enhanced version without side effects.
He can make people accept him quietly, and even fall in love with him after getting along with him for a long time. This kind of ability was actually something he only had in his dreams before.
When I was in another world, I once dreamed that my teeth were not very good, and then I was taken home by a caring elder sister to make porridge and soup.
Then he repeatedly refused, but in the end he had to lose to the tender offensive of his close eldest sister, and became a representative of soft rice and hard food!
Although this wish was not realized in the end, I think about how young I was at that time.
A gradually ambiguous smile appeared on Far's face, and then...
"Don't worry, I will get this wine for you, but I can't do it now. I have to see how far Emperor Dongyin's world has come first."
After Emperor Dongyin left Yue Lao's small building, he casually looked for a place to rest. He pulled a cloud over and randomly shaped it into the shape of a horse.
After blowing out a breath of fairy air, the horse formed into clouds jumped up and down and looked at its own body, seeming to feel very magical.
After playing around for a while, he came to Farr, walked around him very affectionately, and rubbed his head against Farr's waist from time to time.
"Hahahaha, you are quite cute. In that case, I'll give you a little more."
Emperor Dongyin didn't know why he felt much better. Ever since he burned the so-called marriage book in front of Yue Lao, Emperor Dongyin felt a lot more relaxed.
With a touch of his hand, a colorful cloud appeared beside him. After kneading it, a pair of small wings appeared on Dongyin's hand.
If the fairies saw this, they would be envious and ask for advice. Emperor Dongyin also thought it was very magical, as if he had activated some special attribute.
After putting the wings on the pony, the horse felt like it had wings and was quite happy.
Emperor Dongyin pinched his chin and looked around, but he always felt that something was wrong. Yun Duomaer was also very psychic. Seeing that Dongyin was observing, he posed in various poses to let Emperor Dongyin see clearly.
"Ah! I know!" Emperor Dongyin suddenly thought of something.
The mount of a god? The most important thing is that the horse is majestic and awe-inspiring. In short, it should impress people at first sight.
The horse that he made by himself looks quite wealthy, but it is more like something that his daughter's family should have, rather than the aura that he, the Immortal Emperor, should have.
So Emperor Dongyin started his own transformation. In order to make it more powerful, Emperor Dongyin specially chose Thunder Cloud, then shaped it into a corner and gave it to the little guy to put on.
It doesn't matter what this outfit is, it actually looks a bit more fierce. The black horns were originally used to set off its domineering power, but now it is a holy body covered in white, with a pair of gleaming little wings.
The last one is a domineering and majestic black thunder and lightning horn.
How is this a majestic and domineering spiritual beast? It is clearly a weapon to attract girls, a cute unicorn.
"Yeah...it's not bad, haha"
Emperor Dongyin was in a good mood and comforted himself. After all, he made it by himself. Of course, he couldn't destroy it all at once. He didn't know why he came back. Anyway, Dongyin felt very happy when he saw this pony now.
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He didn't know the power of the amulet of lust, which absorbed the energy of three thousand feet in the world of mortals. In addition, he himself had experienced three lives of love tribulations, and his mentality was somewhat sentimental, and his personality would inevitably change.
It's okay to like pink, after all, men definitely like pink more.
"Wow, what kind of Pegasus is this? Why have I never seen it before? I really want to ride it and see it."
I don’t know where a beautiful girl came from. She immediately fell in love with the Pegasus spirit beast made of clouds. After walking around in a circle, her eyes were filled with stars.
As for the giggling uncle on the side, he was completely ignored. Of course, a giggling uncle and a cute pink Pegasus are not on the same level.
"These are the legs I made to use for traveling. Who are you? Which family's child you are from? Why did you run out alone?"
Emperor Dongyin said with some embarrassment. After all, it was somewhat inappropriate for a grown man to ride such a cute horse, especially since the horse looked obviously underage.
Sure enough, the beautiful girl looked at him suspiciously and then at the horse, as if she was measuring the gap between them. Judging from the body shape, it might be more suitable for Dongyin to carry Pegasus.
"Really, if you don't believe it, just look at it."
As Dongyin was about to let Tianma change, the girl waved her hand and said, "Okay, okay, I believe you, don't you know me?"
"I don't know" Dongyin shook his head honestly and said.
The cunning flash in the girl's eyes could not be hidden from Emperor Dongyin, but Emperor Dongyin was an old otaku, so... he really didn't know who this fairy was.
But I think she must be a palace maid in this heavenly palace. I wonder if she sneaked out to relax.
"I, I am the female official of the Queen Mother's side. I just happened to come out for a walk today when I have free time. You are really interesting. You look tall and thick, but you are so careful. The horses you make are really beautiful. It's a pity that I don't know how to do it.
, or I’ll learn from you.”
Emperor Dongyin smiled foolishly and almost scratched his head to cover up his foolishness. Faer, who saw this scene in his own space, wanted to go down and beat him.
Co-authored by Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque, how did you become like this?
I hope these two people will not use you as a sign in their business in the future, otherwise it will be really miserable.
Seeing that the man in front of her didn't understand what he meant at all, the fairy stamped her feet secretly in hatred. She said it so obviously, shouldn't you just take advantage of the situation and say give it to yourself?
"This horse is good-looking, but it doesn't match your figure. How about you give it to me if I find a good one for you?"
In the end, I found my way down the steps, mainly because I was afraid that Tie Hanhan would just leave and Ma Er would disappear.