Chapter 1 Please take back the bento I distributed
Li Youwan is facing a very serious problem now, that is, he can't find where his hands and feet are!
What? You said he was cut into a human stick?
No, no, no, this is not such a bloody novel.
Moreover, he is a homebody who never steps out of the door. How could he have such a deeply hated enemy?
As one of the five best young magicians in the new century, he is steadily moving forward on the road to becoming a great magician.
Yes.
Li Youwan remembered that just a second ago, he was at home watching a new TV show called RE: Talker, but how could he suddenly be in this inexplicable state?
He just happened to see the scene of a certain Mahou Soju being stabbed into skewers by a young lady in military uniform, which made him feel sad and angry.
These cute girls really offend everyone! Is it so difficult to give them an ending without regrets?!
That's right, for a two-thorned ape like Li Youwan, he is just so unreasonable.
Because cuteness is justice!
With this shouting in his heart, Li Youwan, who was feeling blocked in his heart, picked up the takeaway lunch box at hand, and seemed to think it was the author who wanted to send them a razor blade, and fiercely picked it up.
He kept shouting.
"I'll give you a bento! I'll give you a bento!"
However, because of this, Li Youwan seemed to have a bone stuck in his throat because he swallowed too fast.
I have long said that you should chew slowly when eating! Stop talking. Good children must not imitate this!
Patting his chest hard, he sat cross-legged in front of the computer and wanted to reach out for the water on the computer case, but accidentally pressed the cord of the earphones.
GG.
He suddenly slipped to the ground, and the cord of the earphones managed to wrap around his neck.
Life is really so short.
Li Youwan, died.
The memory resurfaced, and Li Youwan's expression alternated between red and white. Well, even though he couldn't see his expression at all in his current state, let's just think so.
He just died like that? What a joke!
At least give him an ending where he acts bravely and saves the beautiful girl, okay?
He always felt that tomorrow, everyone except his parents would feel ridiculous because of the way of death reported in the newspapers.
In the unknown white space, a conspicuous small ball of light was constantly trembling and shaking.
This is Li Youwan's current state.
An unknown small luminous object.
No wonder he can't find his hands and feet. He doesn't even have his body!
By the way, what state is he in now? Is this the so-called state after death?
"Welcome to the end of time and space, the gap between worlds and dimensions, the other side of the past and the future."
A soft yet explosive female voice came into my ears.
She has blue hair, and beauty is not enough to describe her appearance. If there is a goddess, she probably looks like this. This feeling.
It's just about the size of two heads.
He was covered in a light red feather coat, and sitting underneath him was a large luminous sphere of the same style as Li Youwan.
Although it is about the size of a bicep.
He looked to be fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was blinking at himself (probably) with perfect eyes.
It's a pity that it's the size of a bicep.
"Um, can you please stop emphasizing the size of your biceps?"
The goddess seemed very angry.
No, no, that's not the point.
She actually knows what I'm thinking?
"Of course, because it's me who made you become like this!"
Forehead.
How should you respond if a two-headed goddess suddenly appears in front of you and says she turns you into a ball of light? Waiting online!
Unfortunately, no one answered him.
After the show was over, Li Youwan suddenly asked with a calmness that even surprised him.
"In other words, the reason why I died so 'cowardly' was entirely because the 'bento' you ate was dropped, and then because of the influence of the will of the high-dimensional universe (because Li Youwan couldn't understand the high-dimensional meaning she explained.
Knowledge, that’s what I think.), I, who is in a lower dimension, just took your ‘lunchbox’ and died like this?”
It seems to have made the appearance of what it is, but it is obviously just a small ball of light.
Seeing the cute look on her face that said, "That's right," Li Youwan couldn't help but think that she was a relative of some mentally retarded goddess.
Tears will fall from his eyes when he knows the truth, okay?
According to this two-headed goddess, she is a goddess who specializes in distributing "lunchboxes" to girls in the second dimension (someone's own understanding), referred to as the "goddess of the second dimension (self-proclaimed)".
The name is ‘Bell (choose by yourself)’.
You are obviously the ‘Lunchbox Goddess’ who distributes ‘Lunchboxes’, okay!? And what is the relationship between your name and a certain two-headed goddess named ‘Ding O’!?
Someone couldn't help but complain in his heart.
"Let's just treat it like this. Can you tell me what will happen to me next?"
The ability to accept extraordinary things very quickly is a basic talent of otakus, and Li Youwan is no exception. Anyway, he has already half-accepted his fate.
Now that he's like this, he shouldn't be allowed to play a guest role as some big egg god.
"Well... this is also the purpose of me summoning you. I originally planned to reincarnate you directly, but since you are my 'believer'! I think you can be of great use!"
Lingdang worked hard to hold up her flat chest, showing that she was "proud to be a believer of this goddess."
Li Youwan thinks this is unfair. He is not a believer in the bento goddess, okay?
Although she is very cute, if she is the goddess of cuteness, she might still consider it...
"Don't you feel depressed that those lovely girls fell down in front of you? Don't you feel sorry for the girls who were set to die before they even appeared? Don't you feel it's too heavy for those girls to bear those fates!?"
"As a great (important) two-dimensional goddess! Although I cannot be biased, I never want to accept such a story!"
"So this goddess here solemnly asks you something!"
"Can you please help me find the "lunchbox" distributed during the force majeure (emphasis added)?"
Showing her big watery eyes, Ling Dang finished speaking righteously and then clasped her hands together and said please.
Although the scene where a two-headed loli asks for a ball of light is funny.
Because as a goddess of a higher dimension, if she descends to a lower dimension, her divinity will be reduced (cross out this sentence). Well, it will damage the majesty of the goddess.
That's why I found Li Youwan, the unlucky guy who was born by 'accident' (it was really an accident!).
"Because you accepted the call of this goddess (die by eating lunch), I have eliminated your existence in your original world. As compensation, all your relatives and friends, especially your parents and relatives, will gain good health, longevity and career."
Wait for the super buff!"
Shaking its wings, Bell waved its fingers and said.
With a dark face (is there such a thing as a light ball?), it is obviously good news, but why is he not happy at all?
Is this what is called sacrificing the happiness of one person and millions of families!?
"MMP!"
Li Youwan said there is one thing he must say!
"Ah, it's getting late! I should go back!"
(Go back? Where to go? You haven’t solved it yet! I didn’t agree at all!)
“As a farewell gift, I give this space to you!”
(Wow! How much can we sell for this high-dimensional land? What a ghost! What’s the use of me here like this!)
"You are already a believer of this goddess. In order to make up for the regrets of this goddess, please make sure that the girls who received the lunch have a good ending!"
(Although it’s not for you...but you can have this!)
"Because there are projection differences between high dimensions and low dimensions, I don't know how many 'lunchboxes' I distributed."
"In short, let's create a miracle so that those futures that disappear prematurely can have their own stories!"
(What you said is so beautiful. It’s so beautiful that I don’t know how to refuse. Hey! Wait, what are you holding in your hand!?)
The two-headed goddess who smiled brighter and brighter took out a golden light from behind - a fly swatter.
(Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!)
He slapped Li Youwan violently, creating a perfect parabola.
The ball of light disappeared and the world became quiet. (To be continued)