I had nothing to do today. We all carried the little old man on our backs and ate melon seeds in the office. Of course, the melon seeds were secretly placed in the drawer and we could only take a small handful at a time. You can imagine how much everyone hated the little old man.
, it is this kind of small-scale joy that no one wants to share with him. My ears are very happy. It is rare that the leader is not here, and the atmosphere in the office is unprecedentedly active. It is almost like a concert. My ears are puzzled. I am not so happy.
Are you having a happy time? I asked the eldest sister next door: "You are so happy, are you over it?" Brother Mobile ┗|｀O′|┛ cried out: "If you are not happy now, then when will you be better?"
My ears secretly asked the eldest sister next door: "Little old man, where can you go today?" Maybe the air was too lively. Brother Mobile and Brother Art, look at me, let me see you giving each other a mysterious slap.
Le. This hehe, my ears felt that it was a strange thing, and I couldn’t understand it. The eldest sister next door also shrugged and said something that my ears couldn’t understand. She went to look at the door...
The gatekeeper?! You obviously have a job. Don’t you know what to do? Why did you go to the gatekeeper? Have you been demoted? At this time, maybe because of the laughter, the happy atmosphere infected other departments
This person attracted other departments to look at them, and after a while a fat uncle came in. When the fat uncle saw that everyone was so happy, he asked: "Why are you laughing? Let me guess, oh...
...Your leaders should go look at the gate..." As soon as these words came out, my ears dropped and my jaw dropped... until the mobile phone guy shook his mobile phone and said: "
Er Er asked, "What did the little old man do? I didn't say he went to see the gate, do Er Er think it has depreciated?" Then everyone burst into laughter.
I heard something in the mist. The fat uncle said: Since everyone is so happy, let me tell you a joke. There once was a man who went to catch an adulterer, but failed to do so. The other man grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up.
He came out, and then there was this person waiting at the door obediently. After the man and woman had finished making love, he went in to coax his wife..." This joke, this is not a joke. I can feel it directly with my ears.
What does it mean that the earth is shaking? This person must be referring to the little old man!!!!, but the fat uncle said it more vaguely. The uncle just finished his words. Did the man with glasses have a thing coming out of his nose?
Humming is really rare. A silent man with glasses can disdain this kind of behavior, and his ears are silently thinking about my god. I do this every day. Isn’t this falling in love with a wild horse? It’s a pity that my home doesn’t have grassland. Suddenly, I got a slap on my ears.
Shivering, holy shit, he didn’t go to see the gate now. Sure enough, the fat uncle said more seriously: "Catch the rapist, let’s go to the gate." This gatekeeper really has a job.
They are all of the same unit. They don't look up when they look down. They do this kind of thing in broad daylight. The little old man can still be a gatekeeper for others openly. What this man does is really broad-minded.
What an indescribable scene, Er Er couldn't even imagine it. In the past, I had only seen this kind of thing in ancient TV dramas or time travel. I didn't expect that real life would be more exciting than TV dramas. Er Er let out a long sigh and was convinced.
Er Er didn’t know what he wanted to ask anymore. He just said to himself: "Doesn’t the little old man’s wife look like this kind of person?" The artistic brother said: "I tell you, which woman would marry such a man?
He won't even want to live with him. It would be nice if we didn't get divorced." The man with glasses also nodded and followed: "This little old man keeps saying that he can find someone in his 20s after getting divorced. Damn, he just got divorced. I
I don’t think the lady will look for him.” As soon as this was said, everyone burst into laughter again.
At this time, Er Er no longer knew what he wanted to ask. Even a young old man could endure such a thing. Brother Art continued to mutter to himself: "You are a capable person..." Er Er didn't know that Brother Art meant he could endure it.
? Still capable? Anyway, Er Er felt it was incredible, so Er Er asked the eldest sister next door: "Then after I ask you to bring it up, just stand at the door and wait all the time?" The eldest sister coughed twice and said: "Wait, wait.
Let’s go in after we’ve finished our work.”
My ears were dumbfounded. Just when everyone was immersed in this unimaginable storyline, suddenly the fat uncle raised his wrist, looked at his watch, and then coughed twice: "It's time for me to go back, and your leader will be back soon."
Just be patient and wait for yourselves." This was said quite well. After hearing the beginning of the story, I didn't know the ending, and my ears were filled with mixed emotions. When I said this, I felt like I was facing the end of the world, and my ears felt cold from the beginning.
It's all right. You caught the rapist. This is all right. You failed to catch the adulterer, but you still have to guard the door for others. You have persisted like this every day for so many years. The children are no longer young, and you still persevere every day. You are really a rare talent!
!!!! But as far as the little old man's personal character is concerned, I feel like... oh, that's enough. He treats his employees so harshly, not to mention treating his own wife. Smart men are always harsh outside.
When he goes home to please his wife, this little old man is not only stingy but also eats alone at home every day. In order to save money, he can also share resources. He is awesome. He is really awesome. Ougénie Grandet can also call him master.
Now, his wife still works with him in the same company. He did this in front of him and actually managed to leave home without getting divorced... The fat uncle was fearless and said: "
This is true love, life is wonderful!!!!” (To be continued)