It is said that wherever there are people, there will be disputes, so where there are women, there will be battlefields. Where there are village women... As you can imagine, I have seen most of them in the past few years when I work, because my employer
The nature is quite special, and there are more women. You talk about me, and I talk about you... My ears have also experienced it, especially what happened in the lottery last time. My ears have also deeply understood the relationship between women.
Gossip can almost make you feel like a Sherlock Holmes detective novel. Fortunately, the ratio of men to women in the Ear Department is relatively balanced, so there are relatively few incidents.
There is no need for too many people here, but here, the work unit inserted a temporary eldest sister. When I first came here, my ears were very close to this eldest sister. It’s not that my ears discriminate against people. This is how people interact with each other.
The gap is really quite big. If you want to say that the eldest sister next door is gentle and considerate, then this new eldest sister who comes to live temporarily wears red and green, and also has a yellow silk tied around her neck, which is all over her face.
He has freckles, a pair of small naked eyes, and wears glasses, which rotate once to the left and once to the right. These eyes look like a bastard's. As soon as he walked over, his ears thought he had traveled through five thousand years.
.... Indescribable visual enjoyment. In the final analysis, I feel that it is a pity to describe him as a tortoise. After all, the tortoise was a symbol of auspiciousness in ancient times. To compare it really makes the tortoise's worth worse. Think about it.
If I want to go, the title of Gargamel from The Smurfs would be more appropriate.
As for the skills of this female Gargamel sister, I have learned it through my ears. Generally speaking, female employees are very diligent when they first come to the department, because this is an unspoken rule in the office, that is, whoever comes to the department first will do more work.
Work more, sweep the floor more, perform more... strive to get everyone's approval, but this eldest lady only eats melon seeds every day, lies on the sofa and dozes with her big buttocks, and talks on the phone.
Everyone feels that the mobile phone guy is holding his phone and looking at it all day long. He is inferior to this female Gargamel. My ears have an instinctive rejection of this kind of person. I estimate that female Gargamel calls every day.
Calling them is just teasing gossip, nothing good can happen~~~~~~~~~
No, quality events come soon. Due to the need of the unit to organize the Women's Day competition, everyone needs to practice and rehearse. So it is inevitable that new colleagues do not have work clothes, but in the eyes of the ears, borrowing work clothes is
It's normal. The old employees from other competitions brought the new employees, so they hurriedly came to the Er's Department to borrow work clothes. The eldest sister next door was very enthusiastic and hurriedly poured water for everyone, so that the old employees and
The new employee was waiting in the surgical room, and then went into the dressing room of the internal medicine room. He took out clothes that seemed to fit better from the dressing room and tried them out. His ears were influenced by the elder sister next door, and naturally his attitude towards others in the office became mature and he enthusiastically
He stood up, took out his work clothes, and let the new employees try them on. Everyone nodded and smiled accordingly when we saw each other. The good working atmosphere suddenly felt warm.
At this time, the female Gege Wuran stood up, peeked out from the Department of Internal Medicine, and used her peripheral vision to look at the eldest sister who had just entered the department to borrow clothes, looking at her from left to right and a lot from her right. The look in her eyes was extremely obvious.
, even the old employee who brought the new employees to borrow clothes became embarrassed, and coughed twice. He seemed to be preparing to say hello to Gargamel, but unexpectedly, before the greeting was completed, his hand fell in the air, and Gargamel was completely speechless.
Seeing the etiquette, I picked up the phone out of personal gossip instinct and started broadcasting a series of numbers...
After a while, I saw an old woman coming down from the Finance Department. Her aura was very similar to that of Gargamel, but she was a little older, but her sneaky eyes really made people shudder. It reminded me of "Naruto".
Orochimaru. I have to say that Gargamel has a lot of connections. It turned out that he was a financial person who walked in. There was no embarrassment when he came in. I saw that the financial person Orochimaru had two eyes on the top of his head. Who was it?
Without looking, he drifted into the department inside and gave the village woman Rob a deep hug with his eyes, as if he didn't want to mention the enthusiasm anymore.
At this time, I could vaguely hear Orochimaru and Witch Princess whispering in a low voice. My ears were a little unhappy. Not only my ears, but I also felt that everyone was unhappy, and I didn’t see you doing much work, just gossiping.
Coming? At this time, the eldest sister next door also coughed a few times, but the man on the phone seemed to be used to gossip. He stretched lazily and said something quieter. I heard this situation.
, you will know that everyone is not surprised.
The new employee tried on the clothes and felt that the clothes of the older sister next door were more suitable. The size of the older sister next door was more suitable, so he politely borrowed them, exchanged a few words, and took the clothes away. Unexpectedly, the old employee took the new employee with him.
As soon as I went out, I heard the village woman's loud voice several times louder: "What do you mean this is... Oh... you don't know this woman who came in just now?"
The new female employee has her husband...and her daughter..." My ears felt like I was about to take out all the money of the new female employee.
Eighteen generations of our ancestors started discussing it, so I had to go to the cemetery at night and ask the second uncle if he was right about this~~~~~. The beeping was endless and unpleasant. The gossip said different things.
It's a good thing. But the female version of Orochimaru from the Finance Department bared her teeth and giggled non-stop. The sound penetrated you so deeply that your hair stood on end~~~~~~~~
When the girl Gargamel didn't seem to be having much fun with Orochimaru from the Finance Department, she immediately raised her foot. They went out hand in hand and continued on. The front foot went out, and after about a minute,
I sighed faintly, and I finally saw it. This is the real thing: a village woman?! I don’t think village women are like this, either?! Let’s not talk about the quality. The character design is really bad. Mobile phone brother
Hehe smiled: "Don't sigh, don't you know that this old woman from the finance department, her husband has several good friends outside, and she still wants to laugh at others, but she doesn't know anything. This kind of person is simply 10-50
You can laugh every step of the way. The snow in your own house has not been swept away yet, and you are still gossiping about other people's families. When you see her, you are just like two old madams in a show. Your own husband does not want her, but you are gossiping about other people's families. This is envy, jealousy, and hate.
Ah... Your eldest sister took a sip of water and sighed: "How do you treat this kind of person? Why did you come to our department to help? I don't know what the little old man went to see.
With such eyes, it’s like a tortoise looks at a mung bean and makes eye contact..." As soon as he said this, Ear muttered in his heart: "A tortoise looks at a mung bean and looks at him in the eye. I think it’s a tortoise looking at a mung bean and looks at him."
Indeed, it’s the bastard who looks at the bastard. Having said that, the bastard is really wronged. He always takes the blame... (To be continued)