Gargamel's phone calls became more and more frequent, to the point where almost everyone in the department had to ask them again. You said you were in the office every day, looking down and not looking up. If you have anything to do, you can't ask it in person. It's okay for you to be single. Go home.
Just treat it as a way to kill your boring time. Who can stand your interrogation like this if you have a family?
Today, Gargamel's call came again, and the man on the phone said unceremoniously: "I said Gargamel, please stop calling. My wife will get into trouble as soon as she sees your phone number. I say if you do this again."
, I will beat you in front of your husband every day, don’t refuse to answer..." As soon as these words came out, the eldest sister next door couldn’t help laughing. Who said it wasn’t that? This
The phone calls were too frequent, the time and the occasion were also unqualified. Er Er waved her hands in a small gesture and asked the eldest sister next door standing next to her: "Do you still call you often?" The eldest sister next door curled her lips and Er Er was confused.
I understand, who says it’s not that~~~~~.
At this time, suddenly, the landline in the office came to mind, and the eldest sister next door picked it up, then reluctantly hummed twice, hung up, and then made a quiet gesture: "Today, the section chief of the Imperial Concubine, his father is gone.
, who of you is willing to follow..." The imperial concubine... the legendary Chinese and white fat female leader, sharp-tongued, and thinks she is beautiful~~~~ Art Brother muttered a few words and took it out of his pocket
He handed the banknotes to the eldest sister next door and said: "You can help me come on board." She got up and left the department. She didn't know where she was going. The eldest sister next door looked at her ears and said to her ears, let's go together. It's a nice department.
I clicked and called the man with glasses by the way. The man with glasses disagreed: "No," and then he stopped humming. The one who was humming with the cup didn't know where he was going... The mobile phone guy did it.
You have a look of disdain on your face, and your ears will certainly know what it means. If you don’t go along with me, none of you will go along with me. In the future, others won’t hesitate to make fun of you. If you pretend to be aloof, you must also have the ability to be aloof.
The eldest sister next door was very happy when she arrived. She discussed with Brother Mobile that we could build your car together. Brother Mobile was also happy to arrive. The eldest sister next door said, let’s take the wizened little old man with us. Brother Mobile immediately became angry.
He asked, "Why are you bringing her with you? She doesn't take a shower for year after year. She smells like an old man. Isn't it disgusting to you..." The eldest sister next door said, "There are only three of us left. To put it bluntly,
We deliberately made an appointment with him. You see, Gargamel is harassing us with phone calls all day long. At this time, she must be up to something, and she also knows about the imperial concubine section chief. How about we..." The mobile phone guy is also considered a sensible person, and he responded immediately.
He said in a voice: "Yes, yes, the three of them have discussed it." My ears also felt that the wizened little old man deliberately issued orders just because he wanted to use these employees to gain face. In this case, it is better to use the trick.
Before getting off work in the afternoon, there were still five minutes left, and while Gargamel didn't come back, the eldest sister next door said to the wizened little old man: "I have conveyed what you said. This is, as the leader, we are informing all of us that we might as well come together."
"Come on, it looks like you have leadership skills and you are good-looking..." Er Er was lowering his head and pretending to do his work. He thought to himself, the little old man was definitely fooled by this flattery. As expected, the little old man's fox tail was almost raised.
After getting up, the mobile phone guy said: "I'll get out of the car, you all follow me~~~~~" When the little old man saw that he had saved the fare, he was naturally happy, and thought to himself, you are now on a pirate ship.
, Greedy thief, just wait.
As soon as the eldest sister next door finished speaking, Ear made an appointment with the eldest sister next door: "Let's go to the bathroom together." The eldest sister next door immediately responded: "Okay, okay, turn off the power on your desk, and we won't come back."
"Anyway, it's almost time to get off work." Gargamel's neck was stretched out as long as a giraffe, but he didn't respond. His ears were like police dogs, and he wished he could stick them against the wall of the external department.
We packed our luggage and went out together. After using the bathroom, the two of them stood next to Brother Mobile's car, waiting for Brother Mobile to get off work. Unexpectedly, Brother Mobile opened the car door first, and the three of them got into the car together and called each other.
Cell phone, the eldest sister next door pretended to pick up the phone and urged the little old man: "Hurry up, hurry up, our car has started and we are waiting for you..." I saw the little old man outside the car window.
The book came over~~~The eldest sister next door happened to see Gargamel going out, and then took the opportunity to roll down the window. She only recycled it to the little old man, but did not speak. Her ears estimated that at this time, Gargamel's heart followed.
The little old man floated away.
Sure enough, as soon as the little old man got on the passenger seat, his ears suddenly heard: "Sister, the leader will go with us," the eldest sister next door responded: "Yes, the leader will lead us there, it looks good, and it looks like the unity of the department."
After giving Er Er a wink, Er Er simply silenced his and the neighbor's sister's cell phones. The neighbor's sister began to complain about the little old man: "Hurry up next time, look at a car full of people waiting for you..."
." The little old man took the leadership style and snorted triumphantly. The mobile phone guy started driving the car. After walking a few steps, sure enough, he saw three muted mobile phones one after another. He thought, okay, next door.
The eldest sister and Ear were in the back seat, tacitly listening to each other's cell phone numbers.
After a while, Er, the cell phone of the neighbor's eldest sister was muted, and the cell phone brother's phone rang. He gave the phone to Er Er on the grounds that it was inconvenient to drive, and let Er hang up, saying that he would get out of the car to reply.
Now, it was the turn of the shriveled old man's cell phone. The ringtones were like a song, ringing one after another. The eldest sister next door pretended to be annoyed: "Why don't you answer it? You don't drive, so it's so noisy...
"Why are you so henpecked..." There was a joking tone in his voice, and he couldn't help laughing twice. The little old man took the bait, and angrily picked up the phone: "What's the matter?" He didn't expect the familiar face of Gargamel opposite him.
The voice immediately came out from the other end of the phone: "I said...where are you?" The little old man said angrily: "I'm going out to do errands. If nothing happens, just hang up." With a snap, he hung up the phone.
, the eldest sister next door pretended to be questioning and asked: "Why does it sound like Gargamel to me?" The little old man snorted and finally answered, the eldest sister next door still asked without leaving the group: "Oh, you are so concerned.
Where is the leader~~~" Er Er immediately responded: "No, sister, didn't Gargamel call me in the bathroom just now and ask where the leader is going? I really didn't know that the leader was going to do something with me.
Che, if I want to know, I will reply..."
Unexpectedly, Gargamel saw that the people in the car were not willing to tell him, so he took the initiative to say: "Oh, my phone was vibrating just now, sister, you missed the call again." The eldest sister next door picked it up in a decent manner: "
It's Gargamel, I'll call back." Sure enough, Gargamel answered the phone instantly, and the eldest sister next door arrived: "Gergame, we are with the boss. The boss has other things to do, so he just stopped by to pick up a car.
"At the end, I specially added: 'Don't worry.' These four words almost made my ears laugh out loud~~~~
The eldest sister next door hung up the phone, sighed leisurely, and asked: "Boss, are you satisfied with my reply?" Unexpectedly, the little old man shouted directly: "Don't tell Gargamel about my movements in the future!!!!!
At the morning meeting tomorrow, I will mention this matter, this good thing, Gargamel." The eldest sister next door immediately secretly made a V sign to her ear.
Sure enough, Gargamel was criticized by name the next day. When he returned to his hometown after get off work in the evening, he told this interesting story to Lotto and the computer girl, which made them laugh so hard. It was really his own fault. From then on, Gargamel It seems that Wu no longer makes random calls to everyone in the department, but as for whether he went to other departments to chat randomly, we don't know... The matter has come to an end, and it's better to have a certain limit. It’s not possible to cure a person’s body with the way of a person, but it is a good choice to use the strength of others. (To be continued)