It was her who had not made any mistakes in the recording of the program for several years. She said the wrong line for the first time in a long time.
Although no one said anything, Mu Sheng felt extremely guilty.
Not only did I feel guilty for saying the wrong lines and wasting everyone's time, but more importantly, everyone was asking me for help, thinking that I might be too tired or something.
But only Mu Sheng knew that the reason for her mistake was actually very ridiculous.
She was convinced that if the reason were made public, everyone would laugh out loud.
the reason is simple.
She just inexplicably changed the person she wanted to marry to her younger brother, and then she, an older sister who didn't want to be an older sister, wanted to chat with that younger brother, but she was still struggling with what to say.
I was confused as to why this bratty brother only exchanged contact information with me and then had no intention of chatting at all.
I'm even more annoyed that I'm staring at emojis and want to post them, but I don't know whether to say 'hello' or just send some cute emojis. Because of this, I can't sleep well or eat well.
Even programs that had never made any mistakes after the novice period also made mistakes.
"Ahhhh!!!"
After work, Mu Sheng unknowingly sat on the sofa and stared at the emoticons on the phone screen for an hour.
hair!
Must post this time!
do not care!
Anyway, I'm just a stinky sister. It's not a big deal to send an emoji at nine o'clock in the morning, right?
"Hiss...hu..."
Mu Sheng took a deep breath, held the phone far away from her, and pressed send as if she had eliminated some life-or-death enemy.
Sent.
"ha···"
"Zi Yun, did you see it? I'm on my way! I finally sent a message to Su Mu!"
“···”
Mu Ziyun next to her rolled her eyes and sighed silently.
The extent of this kind of collapse cannot be expressed by the word "danger".
"Ah! Oh my God, why did I send a daddy expression!"
Then, when Mu Sheng saw the picture of daddy with three floating curves in the chat box, her face instantly turned pale.
She quickly withdrew in a hurry.
"Huh... Fortunately, Su Mu didn't see it."
Mu Sheng breathed a huge sigh of relief.
"I'm a little tired. I'm going to bed first."
Mu Ziyun felt a little uncomfortable and went back to the room directly.
Now she finally understands.
There is a kind of person in this world. Even though you are not familiar with him, you don't even know him or have spoken to him, but he can keep inserting a knife into your chest every day, every moment, every minute.
Ah.
But wait, I will definitely prove to Shengsheng that it is impossible for a person who earns three thousand a month to be a person who earns three million a month.
Su Mu, who was in the management room of the girls' apartment, was a little confused when he saw the prompt that 'the other party has withdrawn'.
Drink more hot water:???
Drink more hot water: Sister Sheng, what did you just post?
Little confused:···
Little confused: Nothing, I just wanted to ask what you are doing.
Drink more hot water: What are you doing? I am cleaning now.
Little Muddleheaded: Very diligent.
Drink more hot water: What’s the point of being diligent? This is all work.
Little Muddleheaded: That’s also good.
Drink more hot water: What is Sister Sheng doing?
Little confused:···
Mu Sheng looked around, yes, what am I doing?
Isn’t this after struggling with my phone for a day and finally sending an emoticon, then realizing that I sent it wrong and withdrawing it in a panic, and then thinking about how to open the topic based on a certain brother’s three question marks?
No no no.
This is not at all the chat with a slightly ambiguous (sexual) atmosphere that I want.
What are you doing?
Nothing to do.
Isn’t this the standard death-defying chat content in short videos?
No no no!
We can't go on like this. If we continue like this, we will definitely just chat about whether we have eaten, how we feel, what we have eaten, and so on.
Gotta think.
You have to think of substantive topics quickly.
Drink more hot water: Sister Sheng, I’m getting ready to go out, so I won’t talk anymore.
Little confused: Wait! I have something to say!
Drink more hot water:?
Little confused: Have you eaten?
Drink more hot water: I must have eaten breakfast. Hasn’t Sister Sheng eaten yet?
Little confused: Haha, of course I ate it.
"I...what the hell am I doing!"
Mu Sheng grabbed her hair and stared at the screen, feeling like crying.
There's absolutely no way this can be considered an ambiguous chat, right?
Isn't this the same conversation that two middle-aged people had when they met on the street in modern times on TV?
no no.
It can't be like this. After finally sending the message, you can't just say "did you eat it" and end it? There must be something gained.
Little confused: Wait for me, I will search something on Du Niang first.
Drink more hot water: Well. I just happened to go out too.
Little confused: Just wait! I will send you another message soon!
Drink more hot water: Uh... Okay.
Turning off the chat interface, Mu Sheng searched for the keyword 'how to chat with boys online to increase favorability' on Du Niang.
There were many search results, but Mu Sheng felt that none of them were acceptable.
For example, if you open your mouth, you will be called "little brother". Mu Sheng felt that rather than forcing herself to call "little brother" unwillingly, it would be more practical to just bite the bullet and directly call out the command according to her heart.
There are other things like greeting each other from time to time, and then looking at each other for a period of time.
what is this?
Isn’t this just green tea?
My greetings were genuine inquiries, and they came from my heart's concern, but I didn't do them because of any purpose.
"Everything about surfing the Internet is just a fool's errand! If a girl really likes her, she should throw away her keyboard and go straight to reality. Women are chasing men like paper. If you're not ugly, then what are you afraid of? Just make a date!"
Until she saw this passage, Mu Sheng suddenly felt that something suddenly became clear.
yes!
Before, I didn't dare to meet casually or make an appointment because I had nothing to do with Su Mu at that time.
But it's different now.
I am a sister! Although I became a sister unwillingly, as Park Song Yi said, being a sister has its benefits.
Mu Sheng thinks that she is not good at chatting with boys online. After all, the boys on private WeChat except Su Mu are just some colleagues at work and family members. Apart from talking a few words about something, she doesn't talk to anyone else.
Chatted.
For a while, Mu Sheng thought that she would become a talkative keyboard warrior, which was completely unrealistic.
Rather than being a keyboard warrior, it’s better to date in reality. Although I’m still not very good at reality, it’s better than asking you online if you’ve eaten, right?
Thinking of this, Mu Sheng began to search the Internet for ‘Where should I go on a first date with a boy who wants to be a lover but actually becomes a younger brother?’.
However, it seems that such complex keywords cannot pop up effective results.
Mu Sheng had to shorten the keywords to 'If I want to fall in love with my godbrother, where should I go to meet him?'
A reply message from a doctor popped up.
"Hello, your thoughts prove that you already have serious psychological problems. I suggest you go to the hospital to see a psychiatrist as soon as possible. Dongshi Professional Psychiatric Hospital has hundreds of authoritative doctors sitting in for consultation..."
"Bah! You have a mental problem! What's wrong with wanting to fall in love with your godbrother?! It's not like I want to be a sibling!"
Mu Sheng spat and muttered, opening her address book and calling the dog-headed military advisor Park Song Yi.