After some careful consideration, I decided to change my plan. Instead of saving money, I would enjoy myself in the moment and spend as much as I earn. In this way, if one day I mess up, I won’t regret that I didn’t spend all the money!
My father passed away early, and I don’t even have any impression of him. My mother remarried a long time ago, reorganized her family, and lives in the south. She only comes back to see me every Chinese New Year. From my high school to now, every year
This is the case (she paid the down payment for my house), so my feelings for her are relatively weak.
I have no worries, so what’s the point of saving money? Should I save it for marriage? It’s not like I don’t have a house!
After thinking about this "big thing", I feel a lot relieved about the recent frequent contact with ghosts. I am bearish on life and death. If you don't accept it, I will do it!
At three o'clock in the afternoon, my colleagues from the team came back one after another, and someone was watching the phone. I no longer stayed at the funeral home. Anyway, I could take the bus with me - it was too eye-catching to drive and was in bad condition (almost 30 years old).
(It’s an old car). It makes a lot of noise when driving. The engine has a carburetor and it’s still hard to ignite in the winter. How about I get another car?
There is no need for the funeral parlor to pay for it. I buy it myself and use the private car for public use. I don’t think the leaders will object, right?
I called the leader in charge of our fleet and stated my thoughts. The leader thought about it and said, "It's not impossible. That car really needs to be replaced, but you can't pay for it at your own expense. Let's do that."
, the unit pays 200,000, and you choose the model yourself. If it exceeds 200,000, then you fill in a little bit. The car still has to be registered in the name of the funeral parlor, but there is no need to have the words "funeral parlor" on the body. You can usually drive it by yourself and use it as a private car.
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"Thank you, leader." I smiled and hung up the phone. It was very good, and I was given a subsidy of 200,000 yuan. This is our unit, which is relatively rich, and has relatively independent finances, so it is easy to do things.
I was afraid that I would not be able to complete the car purchase procedures today and would be delayed in my work, so I drove my Cadillac to a car 4S store in this city to choose a car model.
The boss wants me to choose a car worth over 200,000 yuan, and I don’t have to fill in the amount myself. But am I the kind of person who takes advantage of the company?
In one step, Toyota Alfa is the kind of nanny car that many celebrities like (I can't choose a sedan). The price is 820,000 and the tax paid price is 910,000. I happen to have an existing car and can directly take it away in full. The traffic control office is next door.
I got a temporary car permit. The whole process took less than half an hour. The 4S lady praised me as the fastest customer she had ever received.
There is no way, you have money, you are so arrogant!
After completing the formalities, I went back to the 4S shop and asked the repairman to help me remove all five seats from the back. Then, he transferred the metal coffin from the Cadillac to the Alpha, which was all fixed with screws.
, just screw it, no need for welding, because it involves "frivolous things", the masters are not willing to do it, I gave them two thousand yuan each, and they just held their noses and did it if they didn't want to.
But I didn’t apply to transfer the Cadillac’s five-zero license plate to this car. That license plate is more eye-catching than the car!
After the modification, I drove this hearse, which was perhaps the most luxurious in the country in the hot summer, back home. This time, there was no special treatment on the road. The public vehicles no longer gave me the right of way, and there was even a motorcycle patrol officer who saw that I didn't put up a sign.
, stopped me to check my formalities, but when he saw the metal coffin in the back seat, he immediately saluted and let me go without checking the formalities.
In the hot summer, the dead are the most important, and the living have a natural respect for the dead. This is true for all walks of life.
Back in my neighborhood, Xie Xin'an's Audi was parked downstairs, but the curtains on the second floor were tightly closed. She didn't seem to like the light.
I excitedly went upstairs to see if that "Xiao Ling" was at home. Maybe she was a beauty like Xie Xin'an. Even though she was a ghost and couldn't be "used", it was still pretty to look at!
However, the fact made me rather disappointed. Only Xie Xinan was at home, nestled on the sofa in the living room, still reading the "Fifteen Years of Wanli".
"What are your plans for the evening?" she asked me.
"Go to Li Xiaotao's house."
Xie Xin'an nodded: "Oh, I originally planned to ask you to watch a movie."
"Want to watch a ghost movie?" I said with a smile. I wanted to go, but I really couldn't. My time was fully booked before midnight tonight.
Xie Xin'an looked at me, smiled and said nothing, changed her posture, and continued reading.
"I'm going to take a shower." I said. I was a little dirty after working hard all day and getting into the trunk.
When I was taking a shower, I took off the band-aid and planned to change it, but after I washed away the blood around the wound, I was surprised to find that the wound had completely healed without any trace!
I think this must be related to Xie Xin'an. I am her subordinate. She should have the responsibility to protect me, just like when she faced the white-faced man on the second floor of the cafe - she must have secretly cured me.
Wound, but I don't know what specific spell she used.
It's good. You don't have to worry about the wound being infected. I wonder if it will be the same if I get injured in the future.
After taking a bath, when I was passing by the living room wrapped in a bath towel, Xie Xin'an looked at me straightly. I thought it was because my bath towel was not wrapped tightly. I looked down at myself and saw that it was very tight and not exposed. Gulu, she actually swallowed it.
When you drool, is it because you are greedy for my body?
I was so frightened that I quickly slipped into my bedroom and put on some comfortable sportswear to make it easier to do things at night.
"Sir, what are you having for dinner?" I came out and asked while wiping my hair.
"I ordered takeout, what about you?" Xie Xin'an regained her dignity, holding the book and looking at it pretendingly.
"You're not hungry yet, let's talk when you are." I said, she just needs to eat and I don't need to worry about it.
"I want to eat fish porridge tomorrow morning." Xie Xin'an suddenly took a bite.
"Fish porridge..." I thought for a while, it was something from the south, and it didn't seem to be sold in this city. "Can you make it?"
Xie Xin'an shook her head innocently: "I saw someone eating it on TV and thought it would taste good. Please make it for me."
"...Okay." I smiled bitterly. After all, I am a member of the family. If someone makes a request, I have to satisfy it. A monthly salary of 40,000 yuan is not that easy to earn.
I went downstairs, drove into the new hearse, and went to Yincheng Street. The paint on the coffin had dried. The boss helped me load it into the hearse and asked me what else I needed.
"It would be best if you can help me find two laborers who have done nothing for nothing." I said, if I dig the hole myself, I would have to dig it for half a night.
The owner of the coffin shop has more connections than I do (I only know people at the boss level, and he can find people who do specific work), so he quickly called two workers, saying that they had long-term relationships with his coffin shop.
Cooperative pallbearers have a lot of strength.
I told the two elder brothers about my work tasks for the evening and asked the two elder brothers to propose a price. They discussed it and asked for 500 yuan per person.
I nodded and asked them to set off. When passing by a bank, I went to the ATM machine and withdrew 6,000 in cash. Each person was given 3,000, and the extra 2,500 was considered as hush money.
The two eldest brothers were experts, so they didn't ask questions that shouldn't have been asked. They happily accepted the money and remained mute throughout the process.
When we arrived at Li Xiaotao's village, it was still dark, so I parked the car in a secluded place and played Landlords with the two elder brothers for a while, and lost to them more than a thousand yuan.
At eight o'clock in the evening, it finally got dark. I took them up the mountain to Li Xiaotao's grave, which I had located during the day. Xiaotao's father and the others had already dug the grave, a rectangular pit two meters long and one meter wide, with a depth of
About one and a half meters.
I took out the drawing and showed it to the two elder brothers. They understood, went into the pit, took out a new rectangle from the side, and used wooden sticks to prop up the space to prevent collapse. After digging out the pit,
The three of us worked together to carry the big red coffin up the hill, sink it into the grave pit, and push it into the hidden space. Then we used the fiberboard that had been prepared to make a thin layer of partitions, and then built earth on the outside to seal it. In fact,
He can kick him away with one kick, but normal people will not go into the grave pit to try his kick.
After getting the fake coffin, I took them back to the city, put them down, and went to the funeral parlor alone. I found Brother Feng, who was working the night shift, and explained the matters for tomorrow morning, and gave him some benefits.
After leaving the funeral parlor, I went to the dog market in the south of the city and bought a large dog that had just died of illness (I contacted him during the day), wrapped it in a paper coffin, smuggled it back to the funeral parlor, and hid it in a hidden place.
I checked my schedule and it seemed like everything was done.
At eleven o'clock sharp, things were quiet tonight, and there was no call for me. I went to the duty room to look around, and was about to go to the fish market to buy a fish, when Fangyuan turned on the phone and asked me where I was.
"I'm at work. What's wrong with me?" I asked.
"No, I've been feeling groggy all day. I won't drink with you again!"
"Have you heard about the case during the day?" I asked proactively. In front of a beautiful woman, I should show off or show off - mainly because I couldn't help but show off.
"I heard! They said you were injured? Is it serious?"
"It's not serious, I'm basically fine."
"Well... I want to go out for a walk, can you accompany me?"
You see, beautiful women all have hero complexes, and she started asking me out.
"Okay, I'll pick you up at your house." I started the car, planned the route in my mind, and went to Fangyuan's house. I happened to pass by the fish market, so I turned over and bought a big herring, chilled it, and put it in the trunk.
Soon I arrived at Fangyuan's house, got out of the car, and was about to lock the car. Unintentionally, I saw writing on the inner wall of the metal coffin behind me again!
However, this time it is not red, but black characters, as if written with a brush, four characters.
It stinks, take it away!
Judging from the handwriting, it's the same person who wrote me the reminder with lipstick before.
Unexpectedly, after changing the cart, the "thing" still followed.
I was just a little surprised, but I didn't feel scared at all. After thinking about it, I started to ask: "Are you talking about fish?"
After saying that, I stared at the inner wall, and sure enough, it started to write. Nima also knew English and wrote "yes!"
I quickly took out the fish box from the coffin. Where can I put it? The co-pilot is not suitable either. Fangyuan will sit in it soon.
Hey, there is a luggage rack on the roof of the car. If you tie it up, the length is just right.
After tying the fish, I looked at the inner wall again to see if "it" had any new instructions. There were not, and even the previous writing had disappeared.
I clapped my hands with satisfaction, the cooperation was quite good, it was easy to talk and discuss!
After calling Fangyuan, two minutes later, she came out of the gate of the community wearing casual clothes and a bun. She looked very cute under the dim light.
"Where do you want to go?" I asked.
"Let's watch a movie, okay?" Fang Yuan tilted her head and asked expectantly.
Watching a movie? Xie Xinan seems to have made this request to me. Why do they both want to watch a movie tonight?
"What's showing tonight?" I asked.
"Midnight Ring, the reset version, I heard it's really good!"
"...Okay, um, would you mind watching it with more than one person?" I asked tentatively.
"Mind!" Fang Yuan bluntly rejected my idea of inviting Xie Xin'an.
I shrugged my shoulders and didn't dare to say anything else. The two of them got in the car, went to the cinema, bought tickets and entered the No. 1 screening room. It was already late at night. Not many people dared to watch this movie in the middle of the night. There were only a few five people in the screening room.
, six people, Fangyuan and I sat down, the big screen just finished playing the commercial, turned off the lights, and entered the opening sequence.
Fangyuan was a little nervous, her little hands clutching my sleeves, and half of her head hidden behind my shoulders.
"We haven't even started yet, and you're still afraid of this?"
The above sentence was not said by me! It came from behind! It shocked me!
Fangyuan and I turned around almost at the same time, and saw a beautiful woman sitting there leisurely with her legs crossed, holding a big bucket of popcorn.
"Master Bai, when did you come?" Fang Yuan asked in surprise.
Damn it! I told Xie Xin'an that I had no time tonight and couldn't watch a movie with her, but I ended up taking Fangyuan to watch a movie, and Xie Xin'an caught me...