I am actually very lazy. My biggest wish is to learn some skills in the Yin Yang shop, make some money, and then marry a wife who is neither fat nor thin, neither beautiful nor ugly, neither good nor bad.
It would be best to buy a house that is not too big or too small, so that you can have a place to stay.
Even if I am involved in these messy things, there are still Zhang Wuren, He Zhonghua, Yu Buren, and Deputy Commander Di Ming above my head.
With so many big guys standing in front of me, I just need to wave the flag and shout from behind and do something within my power. To prevent such a big thing from the battle of life and death, haha, don’t be kidding, where will it be my turn?
To put it bluntly, I am a little person at heart.
It's better now, Xi Buyu, the critic, the Wusha Ghost King, and even Tiemu'er in front of me all regard me as the son of heaven. This pockmark is not a pockmark. Isn't this a trap?
Now the ancestor of the zombies, Mr. Chonghua, are all so powerful. Why should I stop the third battle of life and death? Not to mention anything else, just being a fortune teller and a former follower of Tianzi is enough to make
I'm exhausted.
Temur's eyes looked at me with great pity and said, "When Heaven is about to entrust this man with a great responsibility, he must first strain his mind, strain his muscles and bones, starve his body and skin, and mess up his actions. Therefore, it is beneficial to be tempted and forbearance."
It can’t.”
Wusha Ghost King rolled his eyes at Temu'er, still kneeling on the ground, but the crystal flake in his hand got closer, and said: "Master Tiansheng, this is what the orderer asked me to hand over to you."
I stared at this thin crystal piece, but I felt a little uncomfortable. To be honest, I had no intention of getting this thing. The reason why I bet with Xu Jianqin was because I couldn't stand his arrogance.
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Well now, Wusha Ghost King is begging for nothing to give me this kind thought. If word spreads in the future, Xu Jianqin will definitely think that I am robbing him.
This is a great feud!
Thinking of this, I sighed and said, "Wang Xiucai, let me ask you, how did you conclude that I am a natural son?"
Wang Xiucai did not dare to raise his head, so he knelt on the ground and whispered: "Only a born adult can use the Purple Gold Gourd of Good and Evil!"
I listened with great interest and said, "What is the origin of this gourd? Tell me about it?"
I don't know much about the good and evil purple gold gourd. I only know that this thing can pretend to be good or evil, and I don't know anything else. Now that I finally met a knowledgeable Wang Xiucai, it would be strange if I didn't ask him for details quickly.
Although Wang Xiucai was puzzled, he did not dare not say anything when faced with my inquiry. He knelt on the ground and said, "Please, Master Tiansheng, accept this kind thought first, and let the kid explain slowly."
I knew what Wang Xiucai was thinking, so I took the crystal sheet and said, "Okay, I'll take it, you tell me!"
Wang Xiucai cautiously took a few steps back, but still did not dare to stand up and said: "The Purple Gold Gourd of Good and Evil is something that belongs to adults. Others cannot get it. Even if they can get it, they cannot play its role.
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Speaking of good and evil, the Purple Gold Gourd does have a bit of a mythical flavor. It is said that a born child has no father or mother, and is neither alive nor dead, crawling directly out of the earth.
When Tianzi just climbed out, he saw a gourd growing next to it. The gourd had lush vines, but there was only one gourd growing there, so he took it down.
Later, people said that this gourd was actually one with the Son of Heaven. It was just that the Son of Heaven was born underground, while the gourd was born on the ground.
When the Son of Heaven was born, he didn't understand the use of the gourd. Later, he was beaten as if he were dead by the villagers and fled in embarrassment without throwing away the good and evil purple gold gourd.
Later, the Son of Heaven knew the role of the purple gold gourd of good and evil, so he divided the gourd into two halves, one half for good and the other for evil.
It can be said that this gourd has been integrated with the natural son since it was born. When the natural son is born, the gourd will live; when the natural son dies, the gourd will die.
Moreover, gourd channeling can be used by no one but Tianzizi alone.
Later, Tianzi disappeared, and the gourd ended up wandering to no one knows where.
Time flies, time passes, and after the Son is born, most of his followers fall apart and go their separate ways. However, the three fate masters, headed by the master of destiny, the critic of destiny, and the person without destiny, are still suffering.
Pursue the things that Tianzi once left behind, especially the purple gold gourd of good and evil.
Because the fortune teller is the number one follower of Tianzi and can control his own luck, who knows how many years have passed before the good and evil purple gold gourd fell into the hands of the fortune teller.
When I heard this, I vaguely understood in my heart. The person holding the fortune is Yellow Hat, and when I was in the Hongmu Mountain Ghost Market, it was the four treasures left by Yellow Hat. One of the treasures is the Good and Evil I use now.
Purple gold gourd.
It's said that what is yours will eventually be yours. The good and evil purple gold gourd went around and around, and finally fell into my hands. It can be said to be a coincidence.
After Wusha Ghost King finished speaking, he looked at me eagerly, his eyes full of admiration. He opened his mouth to speak, but I interrupted him directly.
"Wuxi Ghost King, first of all, it is not you who have the final say whether I am a natural son or not, and it is not the Master Tie who has the final say. Even if the whole world thinks that I am a natural son, it is in vain if I don't admit it."
"Secondly, you'd better keep this kind thought first. It's useless for me to hold this thing, and it will offend Xu Jianqin, you know?"
I have already said this. No matter what, I will not admit to anyone that I am a born child. The main reason is that this identity is too troublesome and the things I carry are too heavy.
After saying this, Ghost King Wusha turned pale, Zhou Dingguo remained silent, and He Sen was dumbfounded. Only Tiemu'er smiled beside him and said, "Zhang Wuxin, can you listen to me?"
After all, Temu'er is a senior and a master as famous as Deputy Commander Di Ming. He just put himself in danger and saved me once. Now he said he wanted me to listen to his words. I immediately turned around and said, "Master Tie Murong
I'm serious, if you have anything to say, feel free to say it."
Temur nodded: "It's a bit embarrassing for a person to admit another identity and shoulder a heavy responsibility. But I have something to show you. Maybe you can change your mind."
As he spoke, he took out a piece of red paper from his arms and handed it over casually. I hesitated for a moment, took it in my hand, and then opened it and read it.
This is an invitation. The name written on the letterhead is Zhang Wuxin.
Your Excellency Zhang Wuxin sincerely declares:
I have won destiny and organized a life and death banquet on the Penghu Islands. I sincerely invite you to attend on September 13th.
This invitation is very simple. It only contains the time, place, the name of the inviter, and the name of the invitee. Other than that, there is only a life and death banquet that can explain some problems.
I was a little confused at first. What is the origin of winning destiny here? What is the banquet of life and death? Why do you have to invite me?
When he looked up, he found the Ghost King Wusha, and Zhou Dingguo's expression changed.
Temur'er said softly: "To win the destiny, you are the yellow hat, which is what you call the fortune teller." After a pause, he added: "Except for your invitation, all the famous exorcists in the world are fierce.
Ghosts and evil spirits all received this invitation, including Deputy Commander Di Ming of the Special Cases Division, and the distant Daxueshan Temple."
I took a deep breath and exclaimed in a low voice: "Fuck! Is this guy crazy?"
How many exorcists are there in the world? Even I can’t count them! Each school has its own unique skills. There are dozens of schools in the world, representing dozens of top exorcists.
Plus ghosts, zombies, spirits, and all kinds of things, wouldn’t the number be in the hundreds?
With so many exorcists and evil spirits participating in the banquet of life and death, wouldn't something happen?
Also, what is the banquet of life and death? What on earth does he want to do by inviting the living and dead from all over China to gather together?
He Sen's face changed color and he said, "The Special Cases Division will not agree to this kind of gathering!"
Temur shook his head: "No, Deputy Commander Di Ming agreed. In order for this party to go smoothly, they even set aside an uninhabited island for military control. They also arranged for ships to pick up and drop off. As long as they hold the invitation
Exorcists, spirits, ghosts, and zombies are all allowed unconditionally!"
As soon as these words were said, everyone looked at each other in confusion, wondering what kind of medicine was being sold in the gourd. Could it be that Deputy Commander Di Ming wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to wipe out all the monsters and ghosts in the world?
How is this possible? If the Special Cases Division really dares to do this, not only will Ying Tianming disagree, but even the monsters and ghosts from all over the country who have never attended the banquet will no longer abide by any rules.
When the time comes, the world will be in chaos, and Deputy Commander Di Ming will be unable to do anything, and something will definitely happen.
My face was changing. Since the invitation to this life-and-death banquet was widely circulated, the Special Cases Division obviously contributed to it. Otherwise, this invitation would not even be distributed in the Penghu Islands.
In this case, it means that Deputy Commander Di Ming definitely has a big plan. It may also be related to Mr. Chonghua or the Ancestor of the Corpse.
Thinking of this, I suddenly asked: "Will my boss go?"
Temu'er smiled faintly: "Yin Yang Shop is the leader in North China. If they don't go, who is qualified to go?"
When I heard that my boss was going to attend the banquet, I suddenly had an idea in my mind and said, "Okay! I'll go!"
Since this banquet is called the banquet of life and death, it does not refer to life or death. Instead, both the living and the dead can participate. As you can imagine, this is a banquet where demons dance wildly, and it is also a banquet that shocks the entire exorcism circle.
With such excitement, my two bosses will never give up easily. Even Yu Buren may rush to the scene with thirty-six evil corpses and seventy-two fierce ghosts.
Since I have been invited, if I don’t go, won’t I regret it for the rest of my life? This kind of thing cannot be left behind under any circumstances!
However, since it is a banquet of life and death, it must be a mixed bag of fish and dragons, and a smoky atmosphere. In order to ensure safety, you must have a certain degree of strength.
These days, whoever has a bigger fist is the boss. As long as the fist is strong, no one, living or dead, dares to provoke him easily!
Thinking of this, I turned around and smiled: "Everyone, are you interested in attending the life and death banquet with me?"