Liu Xiagui is well-known in the circle, not only because he has a body that resembles a living person, but also because he is the only evil ghost who can escape from Zhang Wuren and He Zhonghua in recent years.
Now that this guy is back, who dares not to give him some face? Mr. Ciao dares not to pay Mr. Black Teeth's blame, but he doesn't dare to offend Liu Xiagui, a notorious pervert.
I was the only one who lowered my head quietly, lest this person recognize me. Although he was chased to heaven and earth by my two bosses, he may not have seen my appearance, but there are too many evil people here, so be careful.
That's right.
Liu Xia Gui entered the village with a smile, but glanced outside the village and cursed: "Be honest! Today is a happy day for others, what does it mean to be crying and crying?"
He cursed, and the cries of the female ghosts were instantly suppressed, without even a single sound coming out.
Liu Xia Gui then cursed and said: "You're not going to drink a damn toast and you're going to have to drink fine wine. You have to let me clean you up one by one before you're willing to be honest. Isn't it just killing your lives? Come and kill me if you have the guts."
Tian Yin follows me like a ghost and doesn't dare to come near me. What the hell is that?"
He turned to Mr. Qiao and said loudly: "When dealing with women, just one word! Hit! If you don't obey, hit! If you talk to yourself louder, hit! If you dare to flirt with other men, you will be beaten to death!"
As long as she is convinced, if you ask her to go east, she will not dare to go west! If you ask her to stand, she will not dare to sit!"
As he spoke, he entered the banquet with great pride. The evil spirits and bastards around him left their seats one after another and respectfully shouted: "Mr. Liu."
Liu Xiagui waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, we are all Mr. Ciao's guests, at least we can save some face for Mr. Ciao. What about, where is the bride? Why don't you bring her over to show you?"
Mr. Qiao smiled and said: "It's okay to have a look, but Mr. Liu must not mess around."
Everyone actually knows what he means when he talks about chaos. It is said that this girl has a pure yin constitution, and was secretly raised by Mr. Ciao with rare food for three years, in order to provide everyone with the best meat today.
The ghost under the willow is well-known for being a lustful ghost. If the ghost under the willow breaks his body and breaks his body, I'm afraid it will ruin everyone's good deeds.
Liu Xiagui glared and said: "Master, am I that kind of person? A friend's wife should not be bullied. Even if I am a bastard, I will never touch Mr. Cunning's wife! Hurry up and bring her here for me to look good at!"
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Mr. Qiao pouted at the cold-faced man, and the man hurriedly left the banquet and entered the village. After a while, he saw the bride being carried by two strong and round-waisted women.
At this time, the bride's red hijab has not yet been lifted, but she can clearly see her body shaking violently, probably because she is extremely frightened.
Liu Xia Gui impatiently wanted to step forward and lifted off the girl's red hijab. The girl screamed in fright and almost fainted. Her body went limp, but she was supported by the shrew beside her.
Liu Xiagui frowned and said: "Average, average. Mr. Ciao, you have to learn more from me when it comes to looking at women in the future. This woman doesn't look that good, either?"
I squinted my eyes and held the short evil-suppressing stick in my hand. I really wanted to give this bastard a stick, but I resisted.
This grandson will be beaten to death sooner or later!
To be fair, this girl is not ugly, with a oval face, white skin, big eyes, and beautiful eyelashes. The only flaw is that she has a few pimples on her face.
It's just that for a pervert like Liu Xiagui, who has had countless women, she really isn't that beautiful.
Mr. Qiao smiled faintly and said: "My wife is different from yours. Yours is for playing, but mine is for eating. Mr. Liu, at this year's banquet, will you take the first bite? This child's
My heart is still good."
The heart is the source of human power and the essence of the human body. Some zombie demons who have become climatic like to eat human hearts, not only because they are delicious, but because all the energy and spirit of a person are gathered in the heart.
Only the most distinguished guests can eat this piece of meat. In fact, many of these guests come here just for this piece of meat.
It's just that after some people saw Liu Xiagui, they knew that they were no match for him, so they stopped thinking about competing.
Liu Xiagui had a smile on his face, but he said modestly: "How can that be done? Just follow the rules. Whoever is more capable will take the first bite."
The guests wanted to please Liu Xiagui, and they all said: "If we talk about ability, of course Mr. Liu is the best! Let me ask, who can possess the body of a living person as a fierce ghost? In the whole world, I'm afraid there are only
There is only Mr. Liu left."
A guy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks shouted: "Other than that, who has the ability to escape from Zhang Wuren and He Zhonghua? Only Mr. Liu..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately noticed Liu Xiagui staring at him sinisterly, and his heart suddenly shuddered. However, this guy was also smart and quickly changed his words: "If you ask me, Zhang Wuren and He Zhonghua are not enough at all.
Mention it! If Mr. Liu hadn’t been merciful back then, would they have survived to this day?”
Liu Xiagui nodded humbly and said, "You can't say that. Although Zhang Wuren and He Zhonghua can't defeat me together, they are also very powerful exorcists."
The guy with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks secretly wiped his sweat, and secretly said that he was in danger. He almost offended this ghost with a body just now.
I was stunned when I heard this, thinking to myself, this is too shameless, right?
I saw with my own eyes the two bosses chasing him to the sky and the earth, and I didn't even have time to put on my pants. But when it came to him, in the blink of an eye, he almost beat Zhang Wuren and He Zhonghua to death?,
There must be a limit to bragging!
Although everyone was complimenting him, no one knew what was going on, but they just didn't dare to say it in front of him. After all, although he was beaten to pieces by Zhang Wuren and He Zhonghua, he didn't have the ability.
Liu Xiagui waved his hand to signal everyone not to flatter you, and said: "There are still rules. Let me ask everyone, who is not convinced if I take this first bite of meat?"
I asked Qin Fen in a low voice, "What are the rules for this first bite of meat?"
Qin Fen said: "Of course there are rules. The first bite of meat is the heart. The heart is where a person's energy and energy condense. It is not only the most delicious, but also has great benefits. Generally speaking, this first bite of meat is the heart.
There will be competition among everyone, and whoever is more capable will eat it."
I thought for a moment and said, "A fight?"
Qin Fen nodded: "That's right! Anyone who is not convinced will go up and challenge him. As long as he can beat that person to the ground, the first bite of meat will be his. But he is Mr. Liu. Unless Mr. Ciao takes action personally,
Who can beat him?"
I thought to myself: "That's not necessarily true. If this first bite of meat is really so good, who wouldn't want to taste it fresh?"
When I was thinking about it, someone suddenly coughed and said, "Although Mr. Liu is a master among ghosts, I have been coveting this first bite of meat for a long time. Why don't you let me try it?"
As soon as this person stood up, Liu Xiagui was obviously a little unhappy. Originally, this guy came to Jiaowang Village just for this first bite of meat. The reason why he said he was following the rules was actually because he felt that he was powerful enough.
People dare to provoke others under their own noses.
But who would have imagined that there are actually people who are dissatisfied.
He took a closer look at the man and found that he was an old man over fifty years old. The old man was holding a broken knife in his hand and walked slowly to Liu Xiagui.
The old man said: "Evil man Lu Shun! Mr. Liu from Lao Linzi from the Northeast, in order to eat the first bite of meat, I offered three ginseng dolls to Mr. Qiao. If I can't eat the first bite of meat, I'm afraid my heart will be broken."
I feel unwilling to do so."
Liu Xiagui curled his lips and said: "Lu Shun? I haven't heard of it. But since you dare to provoke me, then I don't have to be polite. Come on, your knife is not bad, come and try to chop me. I'll stand here
If you can chop me to death without fighting back, you might as well not eat this first bite of meat!"
As he spoke, he also took a stance, preparing to be stabbed in front of him.
Lu Shun's expression changed, then he took a deep breath and said, "Is Mr. Liu serious about what he said?"
Liu Xiagui said impatiently: "Hurry up, what kind of evil people are you? If I dodge or block it, I will lose!"
Everyone was stunned. Lu Shun's sword had not been revealed, but everyone knew that it was used to kill ghosts. If Liu Xiagui blocked or evaded, everyone would understand, but if he stood there and received a knife,
What else? Iron head skill?
Even the most powerful ghost can't do this, right?
Lu Shun seemed to be stunned, but then a fierce look flashed in his eyes and said, "In that case, I'm offended!"
He took a step forward, held the knife in one hand, suddenly raised his eyebrows, shouted loudly, and slashed down instantly.
At that moment, I saw a female ghost with disheveled hair suddenly appear above Liu Xiagui's head. The female ghost laughed, showed her white teeth, and bit the broken knife with her mouth open.
The broken knife was full of momentum. Although it was bitten by the female ghost, she still wanted to cut it down. Unexpectedly, another woman's head came out of the slanted stab, and followed the broken knife and got into Lu Shun's arm.
middle.
In an instant, a woman's cry came from Lu Shun's arm.
Lu Shun was so frightened that he hurriedly threw the knife. He raised his sleeves and took a look, only to find a woman's face moving quickly on his arm.
As he walked away, he let out a low cry.
Liu Xiagui said coldly: "Old man, please be a good boy! With your broken sword, you still want to hurt me? When He Zhonghua used the demon knife to suppress ghosts to kill me, I was not afraid of him! With your broken sword,
What’s the point?”
What a strange thing I think! When He Zhonghua slashed you with a knife, he almost split you in half in the middle. If you hadn't run so fast, how would you have been standing here and making sarcastic remarks?
But what is the female ghost that appears on his head? Is it the ghost of the girl he once killed?