"Bastard Chen Xiuzhu, what are you doing again? Ah? You actually kidnapped the princess of the Fishman Kingdom on your own initiative. What do you want to do? Ah!!!"
"Asshole, where are you now?"
"Now, come back to me immediately!!"
"Do you know that the mermaid princess is in danger!!"
"Wow wow wow..."
Moncallid was a little embarrassed, because the phone bug was in his hands at the moment, and opposite him was Major Brannew, the chief steward of the Dou, military advisor, nanny, diplomat, and a series of other positions. The call came through the phone bug.
You can tell how angry Blanyu is at this moment. No, it should be furious.
His boss, codenamed Lord Fudou, was looking leisurely at the surrounding graves. Yes, several of them were in the Royal Cemetery on Fish-Man Island, and not far away, a giant loli over six meters tall was sobbing softly.
Are you ready?
Monkarid couldn't tell whether the giant loli was sobbing quietly, because since several people saw the child, the child kept crying and never stopped. But because the loli is very cute, so
Moncallid subconsciously thought that sobbing would be more appropriate to describe this sad child.
"Hey, Chen Xiuzhu, answer me quickly!!" Branyu in the phone bug should have prepared a machete to chop people, but it won't kill anyone anyway, so it doesn't matter. Moncallid took out his ears, so
thinking
"Hey, okay, okay, I'll take the 'little' girl back soon..." Chen Xiuzhu, who seemed to have finished walking, took the time to turn around and responded. However, before he could finish his sentence, a cold light suddenly appeared from the sky, and then a spear
The sharp battle ax whirled and shot towards the 'little' mermaid princess who was lying in front of the tombstone.
"Drink!" With a loud roar, the giant Raven stood upright, blocking the mermaid princess with his huge body like a city wall. Then the muscles of his arms swelled, and the muscles bulged high like hills. He raised the giant ax with both hands.
With a "clang" sound, Raven used the giant ax in his hand to fly away the tomahawk that flew from nowhere.
"Asshole, you have no guts to hide in the dark and project hidden weapons, get out of here," Raven roared angrily.
The few people standing around all held their breath and concentrated, using all their strength to let go of their hegemony, trying to feel the enemy's position, but it was in vain. A long time passed, and no one felt the projection of the tomahawk.
Where are the sneak attackers?
"Damn it, I thought he was just a clown, but I didn't expect him to be so difficult to deal with," Xia Lincourt said with an angry look on his face.
"Target fruit? This is really a good fruit. Hey, if a monkey gets this fruit, it will be incredible. If you shoot an arrow in any direction, it will hit the enemy accurately." Kalinduo looked wretched.
Raised an eyebrow at Moncallid
"Tch, I don't want this tasteless fruit. I need to touch the enemy first. Isn't that asking for death?" Rolling his eyes, Moncallid replied disdainfully.
"It's going to be difficult now. Do we really want to go back and let Brannu come up with a plan? In that case, he will have another excuse to criticize." Chen Xiuzhu looked very confused and reluctant.
"What should we do now? Go back with the child?" Xia Linkuer pointed at the mermaid princess who was lying in front of the tombstone and fell asleep at some point.
"Ah, this is all we can do now." He moaned feebly. He was really angry, but he didn't even see the real owner. What a mistake, what a mistake. Think about it, you will have to face the face of Brannu when you go back.
Angry face gives me a headache just thinking about it
"The question is, how to bring it back?" Xia Lincourt said while looking at Raven.
"Huh?" Raven looked cute.
"Actually, I really want to take your place," Kalindor said with a slutty look on his face.
"Hey, look, our cute little virgin, Raven, is actually blushing," Chen Xiuzhu teased with a condescending look on his face.
After squealing for a long time, Raven looked like a ferocious beast on the battlefield. At this moment, his rough face was red, and his big eyes glanced at the little girl lying next to the tombstone from time to time, but his steps did not move for a long time.
"Hahaha" everyone burst into laughter
Finally, Raven gently lifted up the mermaid princess, and the group prepared to return the same way and meet up with Brannew, the King of Fishman Island and others. However, at this moment, an unpleasant voice screamed in front of everyone.
"Hehehe, bastard, bastard, you bastards, put my lover down, you robbers, stop, stop, stop!!!"
When everyone first heard this unpleasant sound, they thought that a scene of raping a civilian girl was going on around them. However, after a few people scanned the surroundings, they found that the person who seemed to meet this condition was themselves.
robber?
Are you kidding me? Didn’t you see that the brothers are all wearing handsome navy uniforms? Kalinduo is a bit more wretched, which lowers his appearance, but you can’t just think of us as robbers just because he grew up wretched.
Regarding this misunderstanding, Chen Xiuzhu decided to explain it carefully, but the other party seemed to be difficult to communicate with, because when this guy was shouting crazily, his hands and feet were still throwing things at several people.
"Whoosh"
"Whoosh"
"Whoosh"
Several sounds broke through the air, and Chen Xiuzhu raised his finger
"Bang bang bang" refers to the gun that easily knocks down objects thrown by the opponent.
With the sound of metal falling to the ground, Chen Xiuzhu suddenly realized that the other person seemed to be the person he and others were looking for.
"Who are you?" In the absence of Brannew, Moncallid would often automatically move forward to act as a diplomat.
"Hehehe, who am I? Who am I? I am the captain of the Flying Pirates, the great Vanderdaken IX, and I am also the man that the beautiful White Star Princess deeply loves." From
He was swaying on the spot without thinking.
"Hey, how could you dare to pretend to be Princess Bai Xing's lover? Princess Bai Xing's lover must be me." Wuxu Duo immediately became unwilling and rushed forward to start a quarrel with the other party.
"Nonsense, I, Vanderdeken IX, want to have status and abilities, and Princess Bai Xing and I love each other deeply. How dare you, an ugly bitch, come to fight for love? I won't let you go.
It’s your fault,” Vanderdeken IX pointed angrily at Kalindor and cursed.
"Bah, you shameless ugly guy, you still have an identity and abilities. You are obviously a pirate, but what about your identity and abilities? What abilities do you have? A wretched man wearing gloves." Kalinduo replied not to be outdone.
"Wow, baby, you still have the nerve to call me vulgar, and you don't even look at how shameless you look. The appearance of all the men in the entire sea has been lowered because of you. I wear gloves, that's because of this one
"My hand once witnessed my love with Princess Bai Xing. At that time, the first intimate contact between Princess Bai Xing and me was this hand. For this reason, I haven't washed my hands for many years." Vander Deken looked intoxicated.
Press your face tightly against the gloved hand
"Damn it, you are the first person I have ever seen who can say that you are not good at hygiene and are so perverted. Well, I don't have the same experience as a dirty man like you. Hey, Princess Bai Xing is sleeping in the arms of that big guy.
It's cooked, go and grab it from him." Kalindor, with a look of disgust on his face, pointed at Raven and said
"?" Raven, who was suddenly sold by Kalindor inexplicably, was stunned. What happened? Why did you suddenly sell me? Is there something wrong with this style of painting?
"Giant robber, let go of your dirty hands. If you come at me, I, Vander Deken IX, will never back down." Vander Deken, who was looking upright, shouted loudly towards Raven, who was holding the mermaid princess.
Then his expression changed again. He looked at the mermaid princess affectionately. His fangs were spread out and his saliva was drooling. He seemed to be transformed into a poet in an instant and said in a pretentious manner.
"Oh, my beautiful princess, I will never forget the scene when we first met. You stared at me with your gentle and deadly beautiful eyes and confessed to me affectionately. And I, the brave and noble Vanderdale
Ken IX, in your beautiful and appreciative eyes, I fell deeply in love with you. You and I have sworn to each other and made an unprecedented agreement. In this life, you will only marry me, and I will not marry anyone other than you."
"But, because of the evil Neptune, that abominable, cruel and cruel king of Fishman Island, he wanted to use you as a victim for his political future, so he ruthlessly locked you in that isolated steel tower.
, he tore apart our beautiful love, making us two poor people who love each other deeply unable to meet each other for a long time. Heaven, sea, today, I finally see you again, my dear little princess.
, the joy of meeting again makes me unable to control myself.”
"Ah, my beautiful little princess, my White Star Princess, I love you, I love you, I love you, but now, you have fallen into the hands of these shameless robbers again. It doesn't matter, I will soon...
"
"boom"
With a loud noise, Vander Deken, who was trapped in his own world of obscenity, was knocked into the ground by a huge tiger claw. His whole body was like a work of art, deeply embedded in the ground.
"Damn it, where did this guy come from? He was talking about a bunch of bullshit?" Chen Xiuzhu, whose face was a little dark, still felt uncomfortable, and then he transformed into a huge tiger claw again,
Slap it down hard again
"boom"
"boom"
"boom"
…
He slapped his hands for more than ten times in a row, but his anger did not subside. On the contrary, the more he slapped, the more angry he became. Then he jumped directly into a huge pit that had been smashed, and Vander Deken, who was not sure whether he was unconscious or dead, was like holding a dead fish.
Same, slowly dragging him out of the pit, and then like a whip, he smashed Vanderdyken towards the ground again and again.
"boom"
"boom"
"boom"
"boom"
…
Time passed very quickly. Chen Xiuzhu felt that he had not hit it a few times before he was stopped by a voice.
"Asshole, are you going to smash through Fish-Man Island? Or are you going to give Fish-Man Island a major renovation?!!"
Familiar voice, familiar chanting
"Eh? Brannew, how did you get here so fast?" Looking up, he found that he was in a big pit again without knowing when, and a familiar figure above the pit was looking at him angrily.
Own
"Asshole, hurry up? You're too involved in playing, aren't you? You've been pounding the ground here by yourself for more than an hour. I've been waiting for you here for half an hour. Are you still finished?"
"Nani? One hour?" He turned to look at the mud-like thing in his hand. This pervert named Vanderdyken was already dead. "Hey, what did you just do? What happened to this guy?"
You have achieved this kind of virtue.”
After shaking his hand and throwing the mud aside, he jumped out of the pit, only to see people all around him, uh, fishmen and mermaids, but at this moment their eyes were full of fear when they looked at him. Even Xia Linkuol
The expressions on several people's faces are a bit unnatural.
"I..." Chen Xiuzhu just opened his mouth to speak, but when the words came to his mouth, he didn't know what to say. Could it be that I just smashed it just a few times, so why did it take so long? I guess
People around him will definitely think that he is also a pervert, and a murderous pervert who likes to smash people's bodies on the ground.
Or do you mean that you don’t know what you just did? Haha, who would believe it?
However, Chen Xiuzhu himself was a little confused. Why did he just feel that he had not been hit a few times, but why did time suddenly pass so quickly, and he didn't even notice when these people gathered here? Could it be that
Something went wrong again?
Huh? Why do you say again?
Thinking about this problem, Chen Xiuzhu left here with everyone. As for the pervert who once brought more than three years of horrific experiences to Bai Xing, the mermaid princess of Fish-Man Island, Vander Deken IX, who will care anymore?
What about a dead person?
If this guy doesn't die, he will probably be shot to death by someone one day in the future, right?
However, the life of the 'little' mermaid princess finally got back on track. Let the not-so-good experiences before just drift away with the sea.
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