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Chapter 1 Tomorrow is my 2600th birthday



In the bustling Mujiang City at night, a young man wearing a black leather jacket was walking in a small alley.

His name is Lin Haochuan, and he appears to be an ordinary person.

In fact, it is an old monster that has lived for more than two thousand years.

There is no way, who asked God to give him a system that might die tomorrow?

But if Lin Haochuan had not died, he could have lived forever and kept his original appearance.

So far, more than two thousand years have passed.

No one knows Lin Haochuan's true identity.

No one knows Lin Haochuan's life experience.

But Lin Haochuan himself understood it clearly.

For more than two thousand years, Lin Haochuan has worked as a cook, a doctor, a soldier, and a general...

Later, I experienced World War I and World War II...

He was born in the same era as Lao Tzu.

According to current parlance, that time was called the Spring and Autumn Period.

Qin Shihuang was once his younger brother, and it was through his guidance that Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty, was able to defeat Xiang Yu and become emperor.

Hua Tuo learned his medical skills from him.

The Analects of Confucius was also inspired by what Lin Haochuan said.

Lin Haochuan even owes half of Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching.

By the way, Lin Haochuan later accepted an apprentice named Zhang Sanfeng.



Lin Haochuan lit a cigarette and took a long drag.

The smoke exhaled looks a bit hazy under the street lights of the night market.

Lin Haochuan stared at the light with blurred eyes, holding a cigarette butt in his mouth and murmuring: "How long have you lived?"

"Tell the host, you have lived for two thousand five hundred and ninety-nine years, one month, and twenty-nine days?" A cold electronic voice sounded in Lin Haochuan's mind.

"Oh? Is my 2,600th birthday tomorrow? Oh!"

"Why does the host sigh?"

"My brothers are all gone, so there's no point in spending my birthday alone! And I might die tomorrow!"

"Host, are you afraid of death?"

When the system asked this question, Lin Haochuan smiled and said: "I used to be afraid of death. Now, it's hard to die even if I want to, and I can't even die. I'm actually thinking, it would be great if I could really die someday!"

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"So everything you gained in this world will be in vain?"

"Wait in vain? I've got everything, money? Beauty? Rights? No, system, you have to give me something exciting to do now, otherwise I will really go crazy!"

"Would you recommend that you create nuclear fusion? That stuff is fun!"

"It's not fun. Nuclear fusion is too boring. I want to develop a superconducting shaped neutron bomb, one that can explode the earth!"

"Uh, but that's too perverted, isn't it?"

"Oh……"

Lin Haochuan chuckled softly, his expression looking unhurried.

He has developed nuclear fusion a long time ago, but he will not release it now.

Because in the last century, Lin Haochuan taught two apprentices.

One is called Tesla and the other is called Einstein.

These two people learned Lin Haochuan's knowledge and almost brought the end of the world to the earth.

However, Lin Haochuan spent decades in his basement, and when he woke up, the world changed drastically.

Only then did he realize that it was now AD 00.

He has seen from history the changes that his two disciples' research and development results have brought to the world.

Of course, what makes Lin Haochuan most regretful is that both of them are no longer here.

Otherwise, he will definitely go back to spend his 2,600th birthday tomorrow with Tesla and Einstein.

After all, only people with high IQs can bring some spiritual communication and understanding to Lin Haochuan.

He disdains talking to common people, let alone falling in love.

What is marriage? He understands, but he disdains it.

After all, no one understands better than him the pain of watching his wife grow old or even die slowly.

He once had a marriage with Tofu Xishi, but she died and he lived.

He once had a wonderful time with the "Killer Queen" Alice Monroe, but she died and he was still alive.

Therefore, Lin Haochuan didn't care about so-called love.



Lin Haochuan woke up once in the eighteenth century.

At that time, he was traveling abroad. In addition to teaching Tesla and Einstein, he also invested a large amount of money in a Swiss group.

After that, he felt that the world was boring, so he went back to the basement to sleep and retreat.

Today, Lin Haochuan went to the bank to check his account and found that all the original money was missing?

Lin Haochuan rarely lamented that he had become a pauper. As a result, he used hacking technology to find out where his money had gone.

It turns out that the Swiss group Sunac has become Tuanshi Bank?

And the boss behind Duanshi Bank is surprisingly Lin Haochuan!

So Lin Haochuan suddenly realized that he was now the CEO behind Tuansi Bank?

He can spend all the Tuanshi Bank money however he wants!



This is what Lin Haochuan is like now.

When he felt that the world could not bring him any novelty, he would go back to seclusion for decades, and then come out to look for so-called excitement.

Today is Lin Haochuan's third day out after being in seclusion for twenty years. The appearance of this world has given Lin Haochuan some freshness.

[Author's digression]: ps: New book released, please read it. (To be continued)


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