"Oh, what happened to the fart? It's only human nature!"
Liu Chicheng's shamelessness made him blush slightly!
"Also, Liu Chicheng laughed twelve times and laughed three times. Also, Liu Chicheng peeked at Li Zixing nine times. He glanced at her secretly and left his sight!"
"Liu Chicheng? I'm going to kill you..."
Li Zixing said softly, but Liu Chicheng was anxious inside.
Damn it, this kid actually found out about me peeking at Li Zixing?
Is this too much?
"Yang Bai, just wait for me. Wait for me after class..."
"Uh...Teacher, I don't dare to say anything anymore!"
"Go on...ignore them! I want to see if any of you dare to hit him..."
With Lin Haochuan's words, all the students were immediately castrated!
Sure enough, what they feared most was Lin Haochuan!
"Also, Li Zixing peeked at Teacher Lin Haochuan eighteen times, and she was full of affection eight times..."
"Ah...Yang Bai, I'm going to kill you..."
Now Li Zixing couldn't hold it any longer and actually ran up to him, trying to grab Yang Bai's mushroom hair!
As Yang Bai ran, Li Zixing was chasing behind him!
"Help, Teacher Lin Haochuan asked me to say it!"
"If he asks you to say it, you just say it? Why don't you eat shit?"
"I was wrong, eldest sister, please spare my life!"
…
At this time, Lin Haochuan nodded slightly.
He looked at the classmates in the audience and said, "Everyone, do you see anything now?"
Hu Xuefei raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I can see that Yang Bai is a voyeur. Not only does he observe every move of women, but he also doesn't let go of boys? This voyeur... we want to expel him!"
"Yes, fire him!"
Facing the rebuttals from his classmates, Lin Haochuan shook his head slightly and said, "I think everyone has misunderstood Yang Bai!"
"How could this be a misunderstanding? He has made it clear, and yet there is still a misunderstanding?"
Lin Haochuan explained: "No, he actually didn't consciously want to spy on everyone!"
"Because, in this world, there is such a rare genius called a hyperamnesia patient! And according to my observation, people like Yang Bai should be the ultimate hyperamnesia patients! As long as he passes by anyone
He will write down everything clearly, just like replaying it in his mind, everyone, do you understand?"
"What? A patient with hyperamnesia? The ultimate patient with hyperamnesia? Surprisingly, it will be this little mushroom head like Yang Bai?"
"Yes, don't be surprised. Next, I will do an experiment for you, and everyone will know!"
Lin Haochuan also breathed a sigh of relief. He has been waiting for this person for five hundred years!
Finally, the wait is here!
Lin Haochuan has met many patients with hyperamnesia!
However, Lin Haochuan has never met the ultimate hyperamnesia patient before!
There is also the last test. If Yang Bai passes, then the superconducting neutron bomb developed by Lin Haochuan will soon be successful!
Lin Haochuan frowned slightly!
However, I don’t know whether the production of this superconducting neutron bomb will be good or bad for the world?
This is a giant black hole bomb that can engulf the earth!
"call……"
With a slight sigh of relief, Lin Haochuan stopped Li Zixing and Yang Bai who were chasing and fighting!
Lin Haochuan said: "Okay, classmate Li Zixing, go back to your seat, I won't say anything to you!"
"Humph, just go and go..."
After that, Li Zixing returned to her seat!
Lin Haochuan, on the other hand, looked at Yang Bai with deep eyes and said, "Yang Bai, tell me your earliest memory!"
"Earliest memory? How early?"
“Very early, the earlier the better!”
Lin Haochuan looked at Yang Bai's hesitant mouth, and his eyes gradually became fierce!
Just listen to Yang Bai say: "The earliest memory is that I was in my mother's belly and the intestines were wrapped around my neck!"
"puff……"
Li Zixing almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
Is this probably a person who has memories since he was born in his mother's womb?
This Yang Bai, is he really good at talking nonsense?
"Okay, then tell me one more thing, the most profound thing that impressed you, let me hear it!"
"Well, good!"
I saw Yang Bai scratching the back of his head. He suddenly blushed and said, "The most profound thing in my memory is that when I was born, I drank my mother's milk for the first time. It was delicious.
, sweet, soft, waxy..."
"puff……"
"Damn it, you dare to say this?"
"Teacher Lin, don't stop me, I'm going to beat this bastard Yang Bai to death today!"
"Nima, do you even remember the first time you drank milk? Damn it!"
"Teacher Lin, this Yang Bai is making up nonsense. He also said that he remembers being wrapped around his neck by his intestines when he was in his mother's womb? I'm going to strangle him... I'm so angry!"
"That's right, Teacher Lin, don't stop me, I'm going to beat this bastard to death!"
…
"Uh, hehe..."
Yang Bai habitually picks his nose again!
And Lin Haochuan also helplessly covered his eyes for the first time!
He hurriedly stopped the irritable Li Zixing and said, "Okay, classmate Li Zixing, please go back to your seat! Yang Bai, stop talking too!"
"Okay, students, now we are doing the last test. If Yang Bai succeeds, then it will be proven that he is the ultimate hypermemory patient!"
After saying that, Yang Bai blinked blankly!
Indeed, he also felt that his memory was a little strange.
It seems that no matter what happens, he can write it down clearly, and he will not miss any detail!
Lin Haochuan suddenly took out a machine, and a series of numbers were formed irregularly on the machine!
Lin Haochuan said: "This is π, an infinite loop of numbers. Yang Bai, listen to me now! From now on, when I press this button, you will remember the numbers displayed above.
Okay?"
"Yeah, good teacher!"
"Well, then, after ten minutes, I will press stop again, and then you will read to me all the numbers you have memorized, okay?"
"Well, okay, teacher!"
Yang Bai's two little hands began to have nowhere to protect themselves!
At this time, Lin Haochuan smiled and said: "If you want to button your nose, just button it!"
"Oh, thank you teacher!"
Sure enough, when Lin Haochuan asked Yang Bai to button his nose, he immediately did it!
And he looked like he was enjoying it!
"Are you ready?"
Lin Haochuan's eyes suddenly flashed!
"Ready!"
"Okay, get ready, start!"
"drop……"
When Lin Haochuan pressed the button, he saw the numbers on it appearing in rows!
3.1415926……
After one row appears, another row appears...
This is going to last for ten minutes?
Everyone under the podium was collectively stunned! (To be continued)