The alien was also frustrated because he couldn't beat Lin Haochuan!
However, Lin Haochuan didn't kill him either!
Because you can't kill him!
He is an immortal body, it can be said that he is a species that exists forever!
Just like Lin Haochuan, he may die tomorrow, but if he doesn't die, he will never die!
There was another time!
The system said: Congratulations to the host, tomorrow is the end of the world and you are going to die!
Lin Haochuan was deceived at that time!
The end of the world?
Then I looked at the Blue Star Telescope, and sure enough, there were a lot of meteorites in the outer reaches of the solar system, about to hit the earth!
Lin Haochuan had no choice but to open a super large shadow wormhole and transfer all the meteorites to another place in the universe!
As for where it was transferred to, it hit those unlucky aliens!
Lin Haochuan had no way of knowing this!
Anyway, it can be said that Lin Haochuan is now the patron saint of the earth!
If there is no accident, as long as he does not die, the earth will not be destroyed!
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Li Zixing has been hanging on Lin Haochuan like a kitten!
Suddenly, she realized that the posture between them was a bit ambiguous!
So Li Zixing blushed and jumped off Lin Haochuan again!
She continued: "Teacher Lin, can you tell me the story of your battle with aliens? I seem to be listening!"
Lin Haochuan smiled and said, "Okay!"
"That must have happened a hundred years ago! At that time, I received a mysterious signal, which translated into: Earthlings, your doomsday has arrived!"
"Ah? That alien is so hateful? He actually wants to destroy the earth?" Li Zixing's eyes were full of surprise!
Lin Haochuan smiled and said: "Yeah, then I backhanded him and sent him a telegram: You can come over and try!"
"Wow, Teacher Lin, I love you so much! You are so awesome, so awesome!"
Li Zixing danced excitedly!
If this is true, then how powerful must Lin Haochuan be?
Actually, provoking aliens in person?
Those are aliens, aliens that humans have never seen before!
"Teacher, teacher, what's next? How did the alien respond? And how did you fight with the alien?"
"Well, it's a long story!"
Lin Haochuan's eyes showed a trace of longing, and said: "At that time, Ma Tu sent me another telegram, saying, then wait for my invasion!"
"Horse hoof? Hahaha, that alien's name is so funny!"
"Yes, because he wrote some handwriting on the back of the telegram that I couldn't understand, like a horse's hoof, so I called him a horse's hoof!"
"Well, Teacher Lin, please continue telling your story about your fight with aliens. I love hearing it!"
"Okay!"
Lin Haochuan took a deep breath and continued: "After I received the telegram, I sent another one back and said, see you on the moon tomorrow!"
"Then, I went to the moon, and sure enough I met him!"
"Eh? Teacher, how did you go to the moon?"
"I can go to Mars, so you still want to ask me how to go to the moon? Just wait, after the laboratory at Nan'an Real Estate is built, I will organize a trip to Mars and take my classmates to Mars together.
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"Yeah, okay! Teacher, please continue telling the story about the battle with aliens!"
"Well, good!"
Like a little fangirl, Li Zixing looked at Lin Haochuan with admiration, her eyes shining!
Lin Haochuan continued: "At that time, when I arrived on the moon, I saw a naked man standing in front of me."
"Isn't he wearing any clothes?"
"Nothing to wear, and he looks exactly like me, that guy!"
"What? How is this possible?"
Lin Haochuan raised the corner of his mouth and said: "Nothing is impossible! Because he evolved after imitating my appearance! To be precise, that person has no gender! He can follow what he sees in his eyes.
He changed into the appearance of that person! Of course, because the first person on earth he saw was me, he changed into my appearance!"
"What? There are such strange aliens?"
There was a look of disbelief in Li Zixing's eyes!
Lin Haochuan said: "Yes, I didn't believe it before, but I believe it now!"
Lin Haochuan's system has been down for 2,600 years!
So what else doesn't he believe?
However, if you tell these things to ordinary people, not only will they not believe you, but they will also look at you with caring eyes for the mentally retarded!
Just like Dong Yiran!
No matter what she said, she never believed it!
Lin Haochuan continued: "That guy has some tricks! Although his force is not strong, his imitation ability is top-notch. He can completely learn the kung fu I have performed after just one look at it! Then, the two of us were on the moon like this,
The battle lasted three days and three nights!"
"What? We fought for three days and three nights? No way, Teacher Lin, then you don't have anything to eat or drink?"
"To be honest, I was really hungry at the time, but that guy kept pestering me and said that if I drove him away, he would destroy the earth!"
"I pricked the blood with a silver needle, but there was no blood in that guy! I used Qigong to smash that guy's body to pieces, and he was still able to recover intact. It can be said that that guy's body is like water, an immortal body.
Got it!"
"Damn, aliens are really weird!"
Li Zixing touched the back of his head. Some monks Zhang Er were confused!
So now, she can't tell whether this is Lin Haochuan's real experience or a story he made up!
If Lin Haochuan really made it up, then he must be mentally ill, right?
Is it any wonder that there is only a thin line between genius and madness, and that all mentally ill patients are geniuses?
It seems so!
However, Li Zixing does not think that Lin Haochuan is a psychopath!
After all, is there any mentally ill person who can make rice-grained hydrogen bombs and global missiles?
Li Zixing said: "Mr. Lin, since you can never kill that guy, how did you defeat him in the end?"
Lin Haochuan pointed his fingers and said: "This question is very simple! I told him that I am going to use a trick, don't regret it!"
"He said, OK, no matter what trick I do, he can imitate it completely and give it back to me!"
"Well, what then?"
Li Zixing blinked and stared at Lin Haochuan closely!
I saw the corner of Lin Haochuan's mouth raised slightly, and said: "Then? Then I threw a shadow wormhole to him. After he jumped in, he no longer knew where he ran!"
"Pfft, hahaha, I'm laughing so hard!"
Li Zixing burst into laughter!
Having taken Lin Haochuan's course, she naturally knows what a shadow wormhole is!
That's a hateful shadow wormhole without coordinate transfer objects!
Unexpectedly, that alien was actually transferred away by Lin Haochuan using the shadow wormhole!