Chapter two hundred and twenty eight cliché stories on
"Ask, why are you dragging me to look at such a crude thing?"
"Because you are very convenient. I can use you to look up information at any time when I see those plots of sawing people."
"But many murder plots have passed. Considering that you are a human being, I can tell that you are lying."
"Then let me ask you now..."
"If you are scared to tears by horror movies, why should you regard yourself as a tool instead of a human being?"
"Retort, I didn't cry."
"Then what are those two water lines flowing on your face?"
"Eye Cleansing Procedure."
"But you just said that only humans can lie."
——"Jiu Ba" mission log, "Heart" file
The muddy swamps, the humid and hot forests, and the snakes, insects, rats, and ants that pop up from time to time. All of these made Yu Wenmo, who was wearing the combat uniform of an ordinary team member, think about it:
If this was a horror movie, how would the directors arrange it?
"There is a high probability that it will be a plot of betrayal, stupidity, and finally a monster or a mole taking over."
Quietly talking to himself in the middle of the team, Yu Wenmo raised his head and glanced at the woods around him. Just now, there was a sound of something sweeping over there.
Pulling out a section of his beloved sword "The Moon of Cutting Light" from his waist, Yu Wenmo quietly activated its power.
For a moment, several surrounding shrubs and grasses trembled for a moment, like a TV screen that had been disturbed by electricity.
"Huh... Three o'clock, one o'clock, six o'clock, nine o'clock, eleven o'clock, eight o'clock, seven o'clock!"
Following Yu Wenmo's soft command, the originally embarrassed team suddenly spread out like a peacock spreading its tail, blasting all attack methods in the direction indicated by Yu Wenmo.
For a moment, various lights lit up the main film area. Yu Wenmo followed the team heading to the six o'clock direction and completely pulled out the "Moon of Cutting Light" from his waist.
"The formation...has been determined."
Inserting the knife into the ground beneath him, Yu Wenmo leaned over and raised his head. In his calm pupils, a figure struggling in the light effect was reflected.
"Superpowers will be banned, prepare for traditional killing."
After the order was given, Yu Wenmo pulled out the "Moon of Cutting Light" from the ground and drew a pure white full moon directly above his head.
"The talisman formation opens the sky!"
The special formation of the "Moon of Cutting Light" that forbids superpowers was activated, and the originally lush bushes next to the team gradually turned into "garbled code". Immediately afterwards, the team that had already been in place entered the "garbled code" with their own weapons.
, the sound of fierce fighting rang out.
("Hey, why do you like watching horror movies?")
An annoying voice broke into Yu Wenmo's mind at the right time. He blinked and refocused on the enemy in front of him, who gradually became clearer due to the battle.
("Hey, don't tell me, these pig teammates are quite fun.")
After his body was broken and his body was dismembered with swords, Yu Wenmo, who saw the opponent's clear posture, could finally activate his "separation" ability. In the forbidden power formation of "The Moon of Cutting Out", except for monster-level guys like Lin Shuwen,
The only one who can use the power without interference is him as the master.
("Oh~ He died immediately~ It was so easy. If only life could be so easy and neat~")
The dangerous figure was reflected on the sword of "The Moon of Cutting Light". Yu Wenmo drew the sword and swung it back. With a crisp roar, he could barely block the big sword that came from behind.
Yu Wenmo stretched out his hand and concentrated. The grenade on the enemy's waist started to emit dangerous white smoke. At this moment when the opponent was stunned, he succeeded.
The stunned Yuwenmo pulled his knees and kicked him to a relatively open area.
("Aren't you afraid of a methane explosion when using a grenade in a swamp? You still deserve to be killed for putting it in such an obvious position!")
"Lie down!!!"
"boom!!"
The flying shrapnel exploded, and several blood flowers bloomed from the "garbled code". On the ground, the team members who followed the order without hesitation were almost unscathed!
("Because horror movies can relieve stress and teach people some practical killing methods, as well as standard "bad guy models.")
"Captain "Lianzi"!"
"Whoa!"
Charging forward with his sword, Yu Wenmo stared at the giant blade shield that hit the fallen team member. The invisible cutting knife flashed past, and the extremely hard blade shield instantly broke into several pieces.
Immediately afterwards, the enemy's exposed fist was forced to reflect the dagger and dagger that had been prepared.
"Die to me!"
"Um?"
"Boo! Dang!"
Before the shouts of counter-attack from the front could be heard, the crisp sound of sharp weapons hitting Yu Wenmo exploded in his ears.
("It is undeniable that many times these are pig teammates set up to advance the plot, but in some excellent films, even pig teammates can play very good effects in some situations.")
"Captain, don't be afraid!"
The team member wearing a jingling cloak patted Yu Wenmo's shoulder, and several wind-breaking silver needles shot out from his cloak, shooting down the enemy's flying knives with great accuracy. Yu Wenmo thought about this team member.
, I once killed a comrade because of a mistake in pricking an acupuncture point.
But in a life-or-death moment, these unstable pig teammates are much more reliable than those stable and good teammates.
Miracles and impossibilities rely on these uncertain factors.
("This is a concession, or it may be that the director is just like you, an annoying person. This is at best a tropical jungle, and cannot be called a swamp. Even if it is a real swamp, the average concentration of methane is difficult to reach an explosion.
Density, not to mention purity.")
("Hehe, Brother Momo knows a lot.")
"Why! Why did you find us! No, why do you still have such strong fighting power!! (Su En language)"
At the end of the battle, the mercenary captain, who had one leg and half an arm broken, was escorted in front of Yu Wenmo.
Yu Wenmo looked at the hairy Suen man quietly, and a glowing white line appeared on his neck reflected in his eyes.
("It's just that I happened to encounter a situation that I knew.")
"Because I happened to encounter a situation that I knew. By the way, the identity tag in your arms has no effect here."
With his head in a different place, Yu Wenmo picked up his knife and rushed towards the last fighting area. Various past scenes appeared in his mind like a lantern:
("The world is strange and weird, silently cute!")
("Shut up.")
("Hey, tell me! If I dye this into gold, won't you find it annoying to me?")
("No, because annoying is about the soul.")
("Brother Momo! Someone hit me!")
("Fix it yourself.")
("Brother Momo! I'm so tired!")
("Solve it yourself.")
("Brother Momo! I want to watch a movie with you!")
("Brother Momo, please take care of yourself!")
("Brother Momo, don't die!")
"Um?!"
The words he recalled were like the most timely alarm. Yu Wenmo kicked the ground to the right suddenly.
, forcibly turned his body to the side!
The next second, the tentacles of the hornless sheep hit the ground almost close to his body.
"Plop! Guluulu..."
After rolling away from the hornless sheep, Yu Wenmo finally reached the last battle area and saw the scene he least expected to see.
On the silver-grey filthy pool, two members of the "Shadow Kill" combat team were dragged down by the bodies with only their heads left. The other team members were more or less stained with the body fluids of other hornless sheep.
Being firmly and desperately "caught".
"Companies...enemies...die together!!! (Su En language)"
A horrifying voice roared from the mouth of a much larger hornless sheep. It was the terrifying monster that had just devoured the last enemy and removed all its mimicry.
"Father...for...my father..."
The remaining six hornless sheep chanted soul-rending words, and countless twisted tentacles emerged from their bodies, piercing straight towards the captured team members!
And Yu Wenmo fell to the ground!
The ending seemed to be doomed. Yu Wenmo held the "Moon of Cutting Light" with the blade in his hand.
("Annoying ghost, you have to live...")
The tentacles opened the mouth full of sharp teeth and pounced on their prey!
"Mo Wei!"
"?!"
This familiar sound was like thunder, exploding in the abyss of despair. For a moment, all the hornless sheep stopped moving as if they were petrified. They raised their terrifying heads and looked towards the future.
The hillside in the distance.
"Lin Shuwen...tsk...sigh..."
Yu Wenmo finally turned his head to one side. A donkey rolled and escaped from the mouth of the hornless sheep. He looked back at the center of the battle area. He saw the red and white figures flashing past, and the others caught by the hornless sheep.
Mo Weiqi chopped off the captured parts of the team members and threw them to a safe location.
"My...Father!!"
As if they had regained their senses, the hornless sheep all changed their targets and rushed towards him. The overwhelming tentacles opened their ferocious fangs and attacked Lin Shuwen who was standing on the hillside.
"Boooooooo!!!"
The black wings expanded, and the overwhelming black feathers directly submerged the hornless sheep's tentacles and body. Their hoarse voices were still shouting the title of "my father", gradually weakening, and finally disappeared into the dark ocean.
"Still, I was saved by him..."
Because of the concealment of the "National Defense Cannon", Yu Wenmo still held the opinion of Lin Shuwen not to interfere with his work. Although Yu Wenmo has not informed Ye Lanxin about the "National Defense Cannon" until now, from the perspective of a man's responsibility
angle.
Although he understood Lin Shuwen's actions and choices, he still looked down upon his failure to choose his lover and friends.
Although, now he is doing the same thing.
"If you want to thank Darling, just continue to perform the task well. The group of towing oil bottles has been placed a minute earlier, and Darling and the others can feel at ease a minute earlier."
Mo Wei walked up to Yu Wenmo and gave him a contemptuous and warning look.
"You won't delay your work and business, right?"
"Of course, Queen Movi."
Bowing respectfully, Yu Wenmo, who had done his job well, sent Mo Wei away. He raised his head and saw the figure on the hillside who was standing, kneeling, and then being supported.
He was silent, watching Lin Shuwen lie on the Wolf King's back and leave, and said to himself:
"You will definitely not tell the second lady about this matter..."